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Remember when God used to punish the human race by having massive floods? Now he puts commentary teams together on TNT. Sadist.

15.01.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't see us spending Β£50m on a left back.

15.01.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In what? The bin? A carrier bag in the canal?

15.01.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe likelihood is that a change is going to have to be made here”, says the Sky commentator after Bentancur has been receiving treatment for five minutes & is being moved onto a stretcher. It’s why they’re paid the big bucks.

08.01.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Everton are so bad. Manchester United won't be relegated if this continues.

04.01.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Strong views from the former Manchester United player

26.12.2024 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

My brother, as a kid, when he was acting up would send himself to bed before he was told to as a punishment

Maybe Pep, playing 4D chess, is deliberately making City relegation candidates so any punishment handed down for the 115 charges is irrelevant

Genius level pettiness

21.12.2024 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œYou’re sick if you’re enjoying what’s happening to Man City”

I hope they lose every match for the rest of the season, then lose every match for the rest of time until they’re stripped of all silverware & the club is disbanded.

21.12.2024 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 279    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 3

Looking forward to Pep’s self-flagellating comments after this game. β€œMy eyes are glassy marbles, my mouth a void of pointless guff, my brain a mush of dead space. I should be sacked, no, I should be shot. But please, leave my players alone. They are good boys. So so good”.

Or something similar.

21.12.2024 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Liverpool’s points-per-game average equates to 91 for the season.

If City somehow won every remaining game, they’d get 90.

21.12.2024 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In their 23 appearances since last Christmas, Jack Grealish has 0 more goals and 0.4 more xG than Joe Gomez in the Premier League.

#JGxG Per Understat.

21.12.2024 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

West Ham (a)
Utd (h)
Fulham (a)
Monaco (h)
Everton (h)
Palace (h)
Palace (a)
Ipswich (h)
Brentford (a)
Brighton (a)
Utd (h)
Spurs (h)
Villa (h)
Zagreb (h)

Between Nov 30th & Jan 22nd, Arsenal’s furthest distance to travel is Brighton. Not much being made of that curious advantage.

08.12.2024 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Lester Bolton

Lester Bolton

Chelsea Fleetwood

Chelsea Fleetwood

Charlton Bradford

Charlton Bradford

Burton Preston

Burton Preston

Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties

06.12.2024 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1238    πŸ” 378    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 12

Defence and midfield all over the place. Bring on Trent and Endo at half time. Hell, bring on Barry Venison and Nigel Spackman.

04.12.2024 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So #ArneSlot will do his pre-match press conference today at 3pm rather than the usual Friday morning slot.

Last time a #Liverpool manager did a Thursday presser was #Klopp in Jan. He announced his exit the next day

What could be so important that it needs its own Friday slot, Contract renewals πŸ€”

28.11.2024 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

There were always clues as to how Ratcliffe/Ineos would treat fans in how they treated workers, avoided paying tax in the UK, had a poor environmental record, and were anti-union. Billionaires become billionaires through exploitation and will try to do the same to fans.

28.11.2024 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Liverpool FC goalkeeper Caoimhin Kelleher and Real Madrid striker Kylian Mbappe

Liverpool FC goalkeeper Caoimhin Kelleher and Real Madrid striker Kylian Mbappe

Not today Kylian!

#LFC #RedSky #Liverpool

28.11.2024 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6

Is this referee from Manchester?

27.11.2024 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rio Ferdinand. Mute.

27.11.2024 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.

25.11.2024 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 92766    πŸ” 25849    πŸ’¬ 2214    πŸ“Œ 1431

Labour's latest attack on welfare is a disgraceful assault on the dignity of the sick and disabled.

If the government really wanted to crack down on people "gaming the system", they would go after tax dodgers hoarding our country's wealth.

26.11.2024 10:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2306    πŸ” 646    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 27
A screenshot of the refereeing appointments for the Liverpool match against Man City.

A screenshot of the refereeing appointments for the Liverpool match against Man City.

A ref from Manchester, 4th official from Manchester & VAR from Greater Manchester (who demonstrably hates us). The PGMOL pulling out all of the stops for Sunday.

26.11.2024 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

I was in awe tbh. After 12 he was stone cold sober and seemed merely merry at the end. It was his 4th all day session in a row. πŸ˜‚ He seems to have an all dayer 4 or 5 days a week and documents it all on his channel. Amazing. He's probably drinking himself into an early grave, but what a life πŸ˜‚

25.11.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

The other day I watched a video of this fella doing a solo pub crawl in Holmfirth. His YouTube channel is documenting his attempt to go in every pub in the country. In Holmfirth he went in 21 pubs and had a pint in 19 plus 2 cocktails. For his 17th pint he had an 8% IPA and his 21st was a 7.4% ale πŸ˜‚

25.11.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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No Alisson, Trent, Jota, Chiesa or Tsimikas. Elliott only just back from injury. Had to rest a few after a lot of travelling over the international break. Still picked up the win.

24.11.2024 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 308    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

United fans singing β€œfeed the Scousers” whilst playing Ipswich. In November. Thick as mince.

24.11.2024 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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56 passes out of 56 for Jones today

24.11.2024 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Savage from Carra on multiple levels: "the only time #lfc have looked dangerous today is when Mccarthy has been involved" πŸ˜‚

24.11.2024 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

We were better on Twitter

24.11.2024 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Intensity is not our identity.

24.11.2024 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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