Desiderata: Pax.

There is confirmation that ICE will be in Wake tomorrow which likely means Durham. This brings me a lot of anxiety…

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The Dems MAY be just plain idiots. I may register as an Independent. Yall gonna fold on a FUTURE vote?

My dad just sent me a motivational video/quote narrated by an AI Tony Montana

France should have kept its language at home then.

I need to report a robbery: I came to get some chicken wings with house fried rice and she said that will be $19.99

We are ALL just ONE thing away from being in financial straights. Prayers for all struggling and unsure where there next tank of gas, meal, electric bill is gonna come from…

Food bank director: “for every meal that a food bank provides, the SNAP program provides nine. There’s no way we can meet that gap.”

So let me get this straight…

We don’t want to raise the minimum wage so that anyone who works can afford food and healthcare on their own.

AND we don’t wanna make food and healthcare affordable.

AND we don’t want to offer any of those things for free?

Yall Ed Hardy is back…

I have therapy in minutes: anything yall want me to bring up?

Recently seen the video that exonerated the teacher they accused of propping the door open during the school shooting. Anything to not hold themselves accountable!

The story of my life

Same. Apparently it’s a spike in cortisol. I wish I could sleep 8 hours straight but my sleep discipline sucks lol

The Trump-Vance Administration getting rid of biodefense personnel is, to state the blindingly obvious, a very bad choice.

happy Indigenous People’s Day

An oldie but a goodie

A full set would like to talk. No matter what you get a nail shop your total is $125.

I need AI to go ahead and figure out how to give me a booty.

I would also like to submit for consideration: hola, necesitas terapia.

The next time I have a difficult conversation with my parents.... I know what my uniform is going to be

Can we buy the merch? I’m a walking poster board for people getting therapy!

“Hey Siri, this is Shirley”

Anything with Biscoff can see me

The Catholic Church is more in line with science than the current administration and holy shit

BAD BUNNY HALF TIME SHOW!!!!

I hate when I have meetings at noon. Okay I hate meetings in general but that’s when I try and make my noon gym class 🤣

“BE CLEAR! THIS MY DADDY HOUSE!”

Actually, no you don’t have to leave every relationship with additional children. Protect you womb. 🫶🏽

Perry A Sook isn’t getting enough heat from the Internet and I don’t like it