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@comradeluanne.bsky.social

Anti-lawn, pro-dandelion. Parody.

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My best tweet was that time I made this several years years ago to convince you to play Elite Dangerous.

28.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh lmfao. Def thought that was inigo Montoya. I’ve never seen that movie. I do know he plays Bottom in midsummer nights dream !

28.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Inigo Montoya is Kevin Kline????

28.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a pile of canned herring on a subreddit called r/cannedsardines 

Text: 

180SLOWSCOPE 1d
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Wife pissed about my herring stash

Picture of a pile of canned herring on a subreddit called r/cannedsardines Text: 180SLOWSCOPE 1d ... Wife pissed about my herring stash

I did a search on the canned sardines subreddit for β€œhelldude” and several people have shared the helldude’s post about his kids swearing on their father’s sardines 

Screenshot is of the first few posts 

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rarebean_ β€’ 3Ρƒ Thought this should be shared with
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@helldude Jered a bunch of sardines in bulk a
kids found them and have started ver's sardines* and i dunno it just snt feel like im coming back from
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I did a search on the canned sardines subreddit for β€œhelldude” and several people have shared the helldude’s post about his kids swearing on their father’s sardines Screenshot is of the first few posts 1:31 Q helldude Posts Comments Media mataran く alicaual unico [deleted] β€’ 10mo Which one of you is HELLDUDE? r/oddlyspecific β€’ 10mo There's no coming back 19.4k upvotes β€’ 55 comments 311 upvotes β€’ 7 comments r/CannedSardines rarebean_ β€’ 3Ρƒ Thought this should be shared with you all if it hasn't been already. 172 upvotes β€’ 3 comments r/CannedSardines grimmowl β€’ 10mo 43/4 r/oddlyspecific β€’ 10mo There's no coming back 19.4k upvotes β€’ 55 comments 32 upvotes β€’ 0 comments r/CannedSardines BennySkateboard β€’ 10mo 43040 MPH r/oddlyspecific β€’ 10mo There's no coming back 19.4k upvotes β€’ 55 comments Home Create Inbox 22 β€’HELLDUDES @helldude Jered a bunch of sardines in bulk a kids found them and have started ver's sardines* and i dunno it just snt feel like im coming back from one β€’HELLDUDEβ€’ @helidude Jered a bunch of sardines in bulk i kids found them and have started Ing to each other 1 swear it on my ver's sardines" and i dunno it just snt feel like im coming back from one HELLDUDEβ€’ @helldude Jered a bunch of sardines in bulk a kids found them and have started Ing to each other 1 swear it on my er's sardines" and i dunno it just snt feel like im coming back from one β€’HELLDUDEβ€’ THATEG kids found them and have started Ing to each other " swear it on my ver's sardines* and i dunno it just snt feel like im coming back from

@helldude.bsky.social ???

28.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo la la SOMEone is gonna get laid in college!

28.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œall this has all happened before. All this will happen again.”

-me in my 40’s

28.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i agree! Biz educations should be understood as trades. 2 years of certification training And an apprenticeship is standard for actually skilled workers who keep shit running, useless biz chuds should be doing the same if they think they’re so necessary.

28.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild to me that we're so Stockholm Syndrome'd with these people that the idea "They genuinely believe it's satanic to vote D. They aren't inentionally hateful or malicious." is something that sounds perfectly sensible & reasonable. Like, they can't help it, they just think we're Of The Devil.

28.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine worshipping a god and allegedly knowing his life and teachings by rote and missing the mark so profoundly. stupid asses.

28.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing to happen in my life is the ability to intellectually understand the context while also understanding that doesn’t mean it matters. They’re ignorant weirdos who fundamentally don’t understand Jesus and what he represents. That’s embarrassing for them.

28.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway just thinking about the state of the world today lol.

28.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ofc the point was that the university, academia in general as well, are focused on profit not value. The biz school is a lame redundancy that doesn’t need an entire college of its own but we have one anyway bc the time/resources investment is deemed valuable, not bc we need more marketing classes.

28.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Not long ago my campus tried to cut lib arts dpts bc of alleged budget issues. It was extremely satisfying when a former prof cum ambassador came to a faculty/admin talk & demanded to know why, if moneyβ€˜s the issue, why not nuke the biz school bc it costs the most. Wish that feeling was a perfume.

28.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

probably very hackable too bc these people are r worded on a level almost beyond comprehension

28.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not talking to my elderly and rural Appalachian family who love Christ and voted for Trump bc he is the Christian party’s candidate is the kind option chosen out of love. The other option is a hair trigger verbally abusive response and insulting who they fundamentally are in very cruel ways, so.

28.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like I understand my uncle and his wife and that side of the family vote R bc they always have and genuinely believe it’s satanic to vote D. They aren’t thinking deeply about this stuff & aren’t intentionally hateful or malicious. I just don’t really give a fuck anymore.

28.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2016 I posted a fb status w something like β€œif you voted for Trump I will never forgive you”. My extremely evangelical Appalachian great-uncle replied w something re how that made him very sad or w/e. I still haven’t talked to those ppl. It’s just too serious to make excuses for it anymore idk.

28.02.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chuck Schumer: β€˜The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ WASHINGTONβ€”In a pointed critique of President Trump’s foreign policy leadership, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer stated to members of the press Thursday that β€œthe American people deserve a presid...

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28.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6272    πŸ” 1439    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 75

β€œThe forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

28.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2532    πŸ” 1100    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 33

I’m having a millennial lib moment (wishing the cylons would attack and destroy humanity)

28.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely we aren’t replacing experienced and principled senior military personnel with incompetent losers.

28.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Given how many high level military personnel are quiet quitting, etc. and being replaced by belligerent psychos who buy into the fascism of our current moment I am shocked

28.02.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But I. Like. Just use your vast knowledge and experience and anticipate and avoid it????? Like always?!

28.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But like. never mind. i don’t know enough to even argue I just know the levels of incompetence at play here are profound and myriad.

28.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not a sea faring type of gal but how is this remotely possible. Like literally these bitches are so fucking big and slow. It would be the equivalent of a jumbo jet driving down a freeway at 40 mph driving into a building on accident.

28.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

the best part of being a perfectionist ime is a typo validating my belief I have failed as a person and am fundamentally not valuable. And everyone is def talking about it in a group chat probably also. Anyway I didn’t notice lol

28.02.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.

28.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1937    πŸ” 444    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Sorry if this offends (SITO)

28.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely not the people inheriting the proud legacy of Zaftig as a concept. Zionists are rotten and withered and it shows.

28.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Recent events have me thinking problematic thoughts. Like how all the IDf and zionism thots online are boney, leathery cunts w shit for brains.

28.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0