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Anti-lawn, pro-dandelion. Parody.

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a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses says your so cool ! ALT: a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses says your so cool !
02.03.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This happened all over in places where no military or terrorist org would even know about. Hoosiers were convinced an Eli Lily medical lab in terre haute was going to get a plane flown into it. the inability of Americans to travel anywhere has made us Moronic as a culture.

01.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like if it was 1875 and a doctor would diagnose you as a medical Moron. get a fucking grip.

01.03.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like yes the fbi is bad as a general thing. No duh. At least Hoover and the boys were sinister. These fucks are literally worthless jackasses. they don’t even hide it. Like if you give a shit what they say you have a mental disorder and it’s likely one where you’re stupid according to the DMS5.

01.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you believe anything kash patels fbi says you’re a mark. and probably medically stupid. Like go to a doctor and be assessed for being stupid.

01.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The FBI is more incompetent and propagandistic than ever. I could see suicide bombers jn front of my house w a vest on saying they’re going to bomb me as an act of terror against America and I would roll my eyes at whatever these fucks have to say.

01.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The FBI is more incompetent and propagandistic than ever. I could see suicide bombers jn front of my house w a vest on saying they’re going to bomb me as an act of terror against America and I would roll my eyes at whatever these fucks have to say.

01.03.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Golf course. Gold golf course. Whatever.

01.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I constantly forget Trumps tacky gold course is a war room now.

01.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh damn you’re right. So now it’s an excuse to nuke Cuba bc mar a lago is at threat and Rubio is a bitch baby who wants to own Cuba so all his tacky neocon Miami Cuban pals can think he’s awesome.

01.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely I think it would be more effective to threaten Orlando and Disney. Or Anaheim. Trump does not give a fuck about ports Or large populations.

01.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely I wish Russia was still useful to them. They survived last time bc they had nukes pointed at us. They won’t this time unless they manage the same. I don’t think the threat of the Keys and Miami getting leveled matters to trump or his people bc rebuilding is profitable.

01.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A sun downing malignant narcissist is the perfect way to understand him

01.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Highlights from Kākāpō Cam: Rakiura - 2026 nest - YouTube Highlights from Kākāpō Cam: Rakiura - 2026 nest. Learn more and donate to Kākāpō Recovery: www.doc.govt.nz/kakapocam

Did you know you can see highlights from our #kakapo nestcam: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...? In the last 24 hours we've seen a chick hatch and a rare short-tailed bat flying - and walking - around the nest. Exciting to see things never seen before! #conservation #kakapo2026

24.02.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
A female kākāpō looking out of a nest, with one small chick showing. Credit: Andrew Digby

A female kākāpō looking out of a nest, with one small chick showing. Credit: Andrew Digby

Female #kakapo Kohengi on her nest with a newly-hatched chick and an egg (unseen). We removed the egg from underneath her and gave it to another female (Phoenix) who had infertile eggs. We're trying to ensure each female on Anchor Island has 1-2 fertile eggs to hatch. #kakapo2026 #conservation

01.03.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
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Checking on 1 day old #kakapo chick Waa-A3-2026 in Waa's nest on Pukenui/Anchor Island. We check the chicks twice in the first 4 days, and then less frequently as they get older. #kakapo2026 #conservation #parrots

01.03.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 452    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 15

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

28.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3866    πŸ” 919    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 40

I'm late Gen X and all I'm saying is Millennials got fucked harder than anyone else. They were raised on post 9/11 American media and government and it's just been an endless stream of shit. And I'm not even talking about the 09 collapse. The wars, watching guns shred schools, social media insanity

28.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4775    πŸ” 903    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 84

the first news event that occurred when i was old enough to vote - and thus even in theory have anything to say about it - was the government letting a major US city drown during a hurricane & the media doing racist sensationalism about it

01.03.2026 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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My best tweet was that time I made this several years years ago to convince you to play Elite Dangerous.

28.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh lmfao. Def thought that was inigo Montoya. I’ve never seen that movie. I do know he plays Bottom in midsummer nights dream !

28.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Inigo Montoya is Kevin Kline????

28.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a pile of canned herring on a subreddit called r/cannedsardines 

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Wife pissed about my herring stash

Picture of a pile of canned herring on a subreddit called r/cannedsardines Text: 180SLOWSCOPE 1d ... Wife pissed about my herring stash

I did a search on the canned sardines subreddit for β€œhelldude” and several people have shared the helldude’s post about his kids swearing on their father’s sardines 

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I did a search on the canned sardines subreddit for β€œhelldude” and several people have shared the helldude’s post about his kids swearing on their father’s sardines Screenshot is of the first few posts 1:31 Q helldude Posts Comments Media mataran く alicaual unico [deleted] β€’ 10mo Which one of you is HELLDUDE? r/oddlyspecific β€’ 10mo There's no coming back 19.4k upvotes β€’ 55 comments 311 upvotes β€’ 7 comments r/CannedSardines rarebean_ β€’ 3Ρƒ Thought this should be shared with you all if it hasn't been already. 172 upvotes β€’ 3 comments r/CannedSardines grimmowl β€’ 10mo 43/4 r/oddlyspecific β€’ 10mo There's no coming back 19.4k upvotes β€’ 55 comments 32 upvotes β€’ 0 comments r/CannedSardines BennySkateboard β€’ 10mo 43040 MPH r/oddlyspecific β€’ 10mo There's no coming back 19.4k upvotes β€’ 55 comments Home Create Inbox 22 β€’HELLDUDES @helldude Jered a bunch of sardines in bulk a kids found them and have started ver's sardines* and i dunno it just snt feel like im coming back from one β€’HELLDUDEβ€’ @helidude Jered a bunch of sardines in bulk i kids found them and have started Ing to each other 1 swear it on my ver's sardines" and i dunno it just snt feel like im coming back from one HELLDUDEβ€’ @helldude Jered a bunch of sardines in bulk a kids found them and have started Ing to each other 1 swear it on my er's sardines" and i dunno it just snt feel like im coming back from one β€’HELLDUDEβ€’ THATEG kids found them and have started Ing to each other " swear it on my ver's sardines* and i dunno it just snt feel like im coming back from

@helldude.bsky.social ???

28.02.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo la la SOMEone is gonna get laid in college!

28.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œall this has all happened before. All this will happen again.”

-me in my 40’s

28.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i agree! Biz educations should be understood as trades. 2 years of certification training And an apprenticeship is standard for actually skilled workers who keep shit running, useless biz chuds should be doing the same if they think they’re so necessary.

28.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's wild to me that we're so Stockholm Syndrome'd with these people that the idea "They genuinely believe it's satanic to vote D. They aren't inentionally hateful or malicious." is something that sounds perfectly sensible & reasonable. Like, they can't help it, they just think we're Of The Devil.

28.02.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine worshipping a god and allegedly knowing his life and teachings by rote and missing the mark so profoundly. stupid asses.

28.02.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best thing to happen in my life is the ability to intellectually understand the context while also understanding that doesn’t mean it matters. They’re ignorant weirdos who fundamentally don’t understand Jesus and what he represents. That’s embarrassing for them.

28.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway just thinking about the state of the world today lol.

28.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0