Toby Tyler

Burger King

So Bill Gates had the time for the island but not fixing those windows problems? His priorities suck ass.

I don’t care about left wing or right wing. I just want my chicken wings.

Jack is stinky.

ATProto feels like greasy Web3 Twitter. I’m all in.

A monochrome photo of a Porsche 911 (992 gen). Shot on IPhone 17 Pro.

I saw a Porsche!! 👀
#photo #porsche #photography

Too many people have unused mirrors.

At this point just give Twitter back to the originals. Uno reverse on the Elon court case.

Time is a colosseum where the moon and sun livestream.

This one’s up there with Mario Kart. Really fun tbh. 🙌

Happy New Year 2036!! I woke up as a reminder. To who? You.

A photo taken somewhere in Scotland, a starry night above a house. Shot on IPhone 17 Pro. Edited in Lightroom.

Somewhere in Scotland. iPhone 17 Pro.
#bluesky #photography #photo

Just throw their phones into the sun 🦾

Penguins get controlled by money and the money keeps penguins locked as penguins.

Willem Dafoe as The Green Goblin and Willem Dafriend as Spider-Man.

I don’t understand why people get excited over new followers. Please unfollow me.

Tall glass building with an orange bus below.

Modern building behind a graffiti wall.

In motion.
#bluesky #photography #photos

What about the app icon issue in iOS?

Those hay fever tablets got me.

We live in a world where you can make a sandwich through an app. Thank YOU Subway.

We all spawned with the same preset. Any white person who disagrees is in denial.

So the global trade war finally got friend zoned by the court. 🫂

A low-angle, b&w photo of a modern high-rise building with a unique facade. The building has vertical lines and is shot against a cloudy sky.

A b&w photo of a modern dark building contrasting with a white building below it. The shot is taken from a low angle, showing part of the cloudy sky.

A monochrome shot of two large, sculptural hands, holding a twisted cable. A modern building is visible in the background.

A black and white photo of an Apple store.

Cardiff in black and white.
#photography #monochrome #photo

What about a shart? Not a fart but art.

Society just hasn’t caught up to the Find My Device app.

Innovation came back with Nothing.

McDonald's paper straws killed innovation.

A monochrome photo of a round well. Shot on Nothing Phone (2).

A photo of castle ruins. Shot on Nothing Phone (2).

A photo of the path alongside a long stone wall. shot on Nothing Phone (2).

A photo of a ruined circular stone tower. Shot on Nothing Phone (2).

Some photos I took today. 📸
#bluesky #photography #photos

Just realised "posts" is backwards "spots". I bet that got you thinking.

I wanted to be Batman. Then I found out step one is dead parents. Fuck that.