Matt 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Warm and snuggly in bed but need to wee which means getting out off bed 😭

Not to be that person but I have tomorrow booked off work 🥰

Quit.

Haha thanks! 😂

I’m sure it’ll all be fine. Not against having it done. Tbh maybe the sooner the better. Just everything seems to be happening all at once 😂

Having a circumcision recommended to me by the GP was the least awful thing to happen to me hahaha

Honestly the last three weeks have just been relentless.

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Thanks ♥️ xx

Thanks ♥️ xx

Thank you ♥️ xx

That one I remembered. Gail swallows I had forgotten and really knocked me out when I saw it again. The stair chase scene is also a highlight

Glad it’ll be living rent free in your mind now! 🤭😂

“Gail swallows” has been living rent free in my head for the last 24 hours 😂

It does get followed by this moment so swings and roundabouts 😂

While a lot of the jokes in Scary Movie haven’t aged well, there are many that still ring true about American culture today:

All of this because they obsess about the price of fucking eggs.

We do not hate the USA enough quite frankly.

Not sure I have another “once in a generation” global crisis in me tbh. The last 50 in my lifetime have done me in.

“Gail swallows” 😂😂😂😭

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Honestly can’t stop laughing at this. Real blast from the past! The stairs scene makes me cackle everytime

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My Sunday night movie is the original Scary Movie!

Yay! 🤭

Waiting for a bath to run and craving attention 🤭

That’s my usual. I did charmander this time to change it up!

Oooh which starter?

Had to put down Pokemon Leaf Green to get some chores done 😭

Love a lil boogie in NYNY!