Gregg (Igziabeher)

Yo, for real, Lindt Pistachio Truffles are a life changer.

stupid Paul Rudd trying to pick up a married woman after her cousin died.

Tybalt had it coming.

I've been informed they may be cousins, still though.

If you ask for me tomorrow you shall find me a grave man.

I wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio still hangs out with Mercutio. Dude was the ultimate wingman.

In what world could Claire Danes & John Leguizamo be brother and sister?

Watching Hard Rain, how'd I missed this All-Star cast.

Hey! They don't love you like I love you.

in the 1980s, Jobeth Williams was Susan Sarandon lite.

Is there a Hollywood rule where if you cast Mary Steenburgen in a movie, Ted Danson needs to make a cameo too?

I get those too. Dead family members criticizing me

Anyone headed to #Ween @ the Strand in PVD tonight? I'll be about a third of the way back Glennside.

but I do appreciate you liking my Empty Nest reference.

sorry, i haven't had a mid day clear schedule / justifiable movie to live tweet to. one of these days 🤷‍♂️

I'm sorry, have Jimi Hendrix's axe as an apology.

Finally, the part of the movie where they reveal the name of the movie!

& Heath goes from the penthouse to the outhouse in the span of 2 songs.

uhoh, heel Joey finally dropped the dime & a late heel turn from Gab U. Didn't see that coming...

where are these proms that have live bands & encourage group dancing?

*were / autocorrect likes to put apostrophes in where they don't belong. '

and since when we're prom dresses crop tops?

Joseph Gordon-Levitt ftw!

oof, li'l sis calls out JS for stupidly giving it up to heel Joey.

they're already in the Real World Seattle times? time flies.

"Go to the prom with me?"
'Who put you up to this?'
such paranoia for a normal teenage request.

let's hear it for sober kissing with dried paint on your face.

if for whatever reason, you get any modicum of entertainment out of me Retweeting a 24 year old comedy. you can tip me @ $GreggShep on cashapp. anything helps an out of work tech engineer.

Is this paint balloon park really a thing?

I haven't seen David Leisure since Empty Nest.