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Heโ€™s terrible. Canโ€™t pass. No creativity. Never looks to pass forwards. Always gives it away. He is not the midfielder you are looking for. #cpfc

14.09.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we just sign him this time please?

24.08.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t think of many that we didnโ€™t give a chance to and regretted. Jake Oโ€™Brien. But he was well down the pecking order as we had plenty of depth at the time.

It does seem odd JRS hasnโ€™t had much of a chance considering how short we are now.

With Devenny heโ€™s shown heโ€™s happy to play youngsters.

23.08.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How could I forget!

23.08.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A new signing wonโ€™t play tomorrow or away on Thursday.

I think itโ€™ll be the usual deadline day scramble. I just hope we have our targets lined up and pretty much good to go.

23.08.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Considering you just got ยฃ25m for a player who had only played for you 10 times, how much would Elliot go for?

23.08.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure there was a striker on loan at some point too. He certainly didnโ€™t help even things out. I canโ€™t even remember his name!

23.08.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure our squad wages are high and I know weโ€™ve not been great at selling players but how can we be so broke when teams all around us are spending a fortune.

I donโ€™t want us to go on a mass spending spree but Iโ€™d assumed there was a bit more wiggle room.

22.08.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s the Palace spirit โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

22.08.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Considering we played with Mitchell and no backup LB for so long and it took us years to replace AWB, Iโ€™m not holding out much hope for โ€˜planning aheadโ€™ and โ€˜clear strategyโ€™.

Last minute scramble for a loan from Chelsea when heโ€™s sold is probably the best we can hope for. #cpfc

22.08.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t understand why we are in this situation.

Freedmen left in March. We knew Guehi would likely go. We knew Eze would go this summer or next. Glasner has highlighted the importance of early signings to integrate. I canโ€™t understand why replacements havenโ€™t been brought in in advance. #cpfc

22.08.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most successful in that heโ€™s scored the important goals to win our first silverware.

Olise might go on to be greatest player to have ever played for Palace but his successes will be at other clubs.

Wilf is our greatest ever for the impact he had over so many seasons.

#cpfc

22.08.2025 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆ and weโ€™ll be shocked when Glasner walks in the summer.

Then weโ€™ll need 4 week to โ€˜draw up a shortlistโ€™ of suitable managers.

22.08.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad it wasnโ€™t just me. One player even went the extra step by hitching his shorts up high.

21.08.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mattwoosie.bsky.social

It would be interesting to hear what happens to the #cpfc academy players that were released from Palace this summer.

I hope some of them sign deals and continue their development and careers.

20.08.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Slightly concerning that 13 of the last 14 FA Community Shield winners have not gone on to win the Premier League. #CPFC looking to beat the odds again.

10.08.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I assumed that it was a story with a bit of creative freedom.

I assume the reality it something more boring like we didnโ€™t want to pay as much as Southampton.

I guess he needs to get as much media attention as possible to sell a few more tickets for his shows.

04.08.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the last time we went to Austria for pre season was under Tony Pulis. He walked the day before our first game of the season. Letโ€™s hope history doesnโ€™t repeat itself.

04.08.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Esse has some work to do after annoying him against Liverpool. OG showed with Holding that he doesnโ€™t tolerate any nonsense.

Franรงa has been injured so long that we donโ€™t really know if there is still a decent player left. There was also the rumour about him not settling.

03.08.2025 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ebiowei and Plange were cheap enough gambles.

Franรงa and Esse will be more painful financially if they donโ€™t come off. Iโ€™m happy to give them more time and optimistically hopefully theyโ€™ll still come good.

03.08.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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**FOOTBIZ**
I really enjoy Ed Malyonโ€™s weekly Footbiz newsletters. This from todayโ€™s about Palace and UEFA is as spot on as it is succinct.

#cpfc

30.07.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any idea why Franรงa hasn't featured in preseason for Palace? I assume another injury but haven't seen anything officially mentioned #cpfc

29.07.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good point. The players were also split with some in the UK and some in America. Plus we had so many players away on international duty last year.

29.07.2025 10:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Any idea how serious? What a blow.

29.07.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd imagine he's a more realistic target. I can't see us going after the other two as they will be too expensive. Doesn't really match our transfer strategy. Saying that, El Khannouss will still cost a bit.

29.07.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fear that this will end up an even bigger issue for #cpfc.

The majority of the summer spent fighting to get the Europa place back. Transfers in and out delayed. Glasner made it clear he wanted transfer business done earlier. I can't imagine any of this is convincing him to sign a new contract.

29.07.2025 06:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a real shame he's ended up there. Iโ€™d have understood if he's gone somewhere where he's likely to play. Look at the way they treated Trevoh Chalobah.

24.07.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Matt Woosnam suggested a
while back that it would be โ€˜millionsโ€™ weโ€™d be looking at in compensation.

24.07.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder what we consider an appropriate fee. He didn't set the world alight at Sheffield United and wasn't always first choice there either. #cpfc

24.07.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With 8 European clubs chasing him we should at least get a decent development fee from Chelsea. Although I'm sure they'll try and bend the rules somehow.

24.07.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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