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Peter Swann

@el-vim-fuego.bsky.social

Crystal Palace supporting father of two always watching out for the zombie apocalypse. #cpfc

147 Followers  |  106 Following  |  418 Posts  |  Joined: 08.11.2024  |  2.3477

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One year a whole batch of chocolate was laced with Ted Rogers 3-2-1 prize clues. Children had to be drip fed Mr Chips Catchphrases for 24 hours to recover.

01.11.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In reality it was a deerstalker

01.11.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thob was great

19.09.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to be a wordsmith but now I feel I'm only a wordmorrissey.

19.09.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œit’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to” party.

24.07.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hulk Hogan has just died, why bring him into this?

24.07.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they work?

30.05.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s an absolute chancer. Next week he’ll have crap opinions on abortion as he’s been told to be outraged.

30.05.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can hear the entire palace side go nuts on 99.40 seconds. You knew Henderson could take his time just a question of if the ref was going to allow one last atttack…and he didn’t!

24.05.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t feel like that for the second half’s 55 minutes. When they scuffed that final shot wide with 20 seconds to go us the only time I allowed myself to believe.

24.05.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t know the 1975 were Tolkien fans.

23.05.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy with Glasner, thanks.

20.05.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

11th place

19.05.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They didn’t vote to leave it either. Such disingenuous crap from her

18.05.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always thought he was ok and the last 3 months he’s really picked up.

18.05.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody knows that, they use the hadron collider.

18.05.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would be great to got Aston Villa, really experience a European away day.

18.05.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have to follow the science

17.05.2025 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My son has to wear a north face gillet as he wore it for the semi

17.05.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A strangers just a friend you’ve never met.

14.05.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correct answer …or β€œI was made to love her”….

13.05.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m guessing Spurs will be give offside whilst sitting in the team bus….

12.05.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im old enough to remember when you got two Pope John Pauls in the same year. You don’t get bargains like that anymore.

09.05.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we win 5-0

05.05.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

La dolce VAT-A

05.05.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PAYE-T - the extra terrestrial

05.05.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

9 year old Coldplay?

01.05.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t recall getting a discount in 2016 on my kids tickets……

01.05.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are such charitable people….

30.04.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deliver

30.04.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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