Just because we can do a thing does not mean we can do a thing.
01.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Just because we can do a thing does not mean we can do a thing.
01.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I don’t know what it is, but I’m sloppy with the stuff.
02.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0brb, blooming
02.03.2026 12:35 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
life is full of unexpectedness
expect it
I use a cafeteria tray because I believe in boundaries and hate my food touching
02.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0my sanity was left in a walmart parking lot somewhere
02.03.2026 11:37 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Wow some of you folks on this here app sure are nice to me.
02.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 53 🔁 1 💬 10 📌 0It’s ok if you don’t like my posts, I’ll be here all weekend.
01.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
Me: *nervously waiting for the 1 minute mark to like your skeet…
Also Me: *not looking like a crazy stalker
Little Debbie has seen me at my highest and my absolute rock bottom
02.03.2026 00:55 — 👍 67 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 0Don’t make me get out of bed, I’m so much less grumpy here.
02.03.2026 11:49 — 👍 23 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0And that’s just the people, places and things!
02.03.2026 12:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
They should change their name, we know you have more fatalities.
And same. I keep my honest shit off the internet and just in my head now cause polite police.
Guess I have to stop calling my vagina “epic fury” now :((((
02.03.2026 04:15 — 👍 37 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0
I have a hangover, wait no
I think it’s just cognition.
I miss the days when you could buy a computer in a box that looked like a cow.
02.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 36 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1Everything’s gonna be fine as long as celebrities don’t start singing Imagine
02.03.2026 11:46 — 👍 43 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0you ever go to brush your teeth and accidentally take a bunch of pictures of your titties instead or is that just me
02.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 46 🔁 7 💬 8 📌 0Gm, who's up creaming their coffee while internally screaming?
02.03.2026 11:48 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1I don’t fear death, just being summarized reductively.
02.03.2026 11:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I were “rich”, I’d be considered “eccentric” and not a “dirtbag” who uses “air quotes”
01.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 165 🔁 45 💬 8 📌 1wish I had more opportunities to show off my mud wrestling skills
01.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 112 🔁 34 💬 15 📌 0the moon feels within reach sitting on top of this mountain
02.03.2026 01:08 — 👍 32 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
a crushed can of natural light beer, discarded in a storm drain, I discovered on my walking path
what’s more natural than
02.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 50 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0Pretending to be asleep so my Uber driver carries me into my house.
02.03.2026 10:46 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I am overwhelmed and understimulated
01.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 35 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0Rotating my wardrobe from winter black to springtime black.
22.03.2025 15:02 — 👍 157 🔁 62 💬 5 📌 1Thinking things will work out is the stupidest thing I can’t stop doing
01.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 43 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0not now babe i’m filling the bathtub with wrasslin’ jello
02.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 73 🔁 23 💬 1 📌 0