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5,852 Followers  |  993 Following  |  5,141 Posts  |  Joined: 23.09.2023
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Just because we can do a thing does not mean we can do a thing.

01.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know what it is, but I’m sloppy with the stuff.

02.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brb, blooming

02.03.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

life is full of unexpectedness
expect it

01.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I use a cafeteria tray because I believe in boundaries and hate my food touching

02.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my sanity was left in a walmart parking lot somewhere

02.03.2026 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow some of you folks on this here app sure are nice to me.

02.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ok if you don’t like my posts, I’ll be here all weekend.

01.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *nervously waiting for the 1 minute mark to like your skeet…

Also Me: *not looking like a crazy stalker

02.03.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Little Debbie has seen me at my highest and my absolute rock bottom

02.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t make me get out of bed, I’m so much less grumpy here.

02.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s just the people, places and things!

02.03.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should change their name, we know you have more fatalities.

And same. I keep my honest shit off the internet and just in my head now cause polite police.

02.03.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess I have to stop calling my vagina β€œepic fury” now :((((

02.03.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a hangover, wait no
I think it’s just cognition.

02.03.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss the days when you could buy a computer in a box that looked like a cow.

02.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Everything’s gonna be fine as long as celebrities don’t start singing Imagine

02.03.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

you ever go to brush your teeth and accidentally take a bunch of pictures of your titties instead or is that just me

02.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Gm, who's up creaming their coffee while internally screaming?

02.03.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
a man in a black turtleneck sweater is standing in a doorway . Alt: a man in a black turtleneck sweater is standing in a doorway offering sustenance
02.03.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t fear death, just being summarized reductively.

02.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I were β€œrich”, I’d be considered β€œeccentric” and not a β€œdirtbag” who uses β€œair quotes”

01.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

wish I had more opportunities to show off my mud wrestling skills

01.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

the moon feels within reach sitting on top of this mountain

02.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a crushed can of natural light beer, discarded in a storm drain, I discovered on my walking path

a crushed can of natural light beer, discarded in a storm drain, I discovered on my walking path

what’s more natural than

02.03.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretending to be asleep so my Uber driver carries me into my house.

02.03.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am overwhelmed and understimulated

01.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Rotating my wardrobe from winter black to springtime black.

22.03.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Thinking things will work out is the stupidest thing I can’t stop doing

01.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

not now babe i’m filling the bathtub with wrasslin’ jello

02.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0