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ME: Your skin is lovely.

HER: Thank you. It acts as a barrier, protecting my body from pathogens and irritants in the environment.

04.11.2024 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 465    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Who wants to hang out and just cry together?

28.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

sorry i’m like this my mom smoked when she was pregnant and also i’m insane

01.03.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How come the godless have to worry about a holy war? Can't I just opt out like the pledge of allegiance?

28.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Gravity really making its case of late.

02.03.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does a slug look at a snail and say to themselves β€œone day I too will be a homeowner”

01.03.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I remember a time when it didn’t matter which side of my body I laid on and definitely didn’t make an audible noise in pleasure when I switched sides

02.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If confidence were cheese, that’s when I’d be shredded.

02.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œNot everything has to be transactional,” I explain to my golden retriever

02.03.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

GUYS IT’S ALMOST SPRING I THINK I JUST HEARD MY FIRST VAJAYJAY

02.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean this in the least problematic and concerning way possible but being alive is a punishment

02.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You are all so hot.

Except you. You're lukewarm

26.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 3

I received a participation trophy from myself today.

28.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I’m always right.

01.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

I get excited for food more than I get excited about almost anything else. I’m gonna do my little dance while I eat it too

02.03.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t romanticize eras that have worse plumbing.

02.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

when you can’t find your glasses it’s blur sky

02.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ‘€

02.03.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting a drunk text is the sincerest form of flattery.

01.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

i was a child of the 80s and sibling rivalry didn't exist in our house because we all got punished equally no matter who fucked up

01.03.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Don't ban smartphones for kids. Ban Monopoly.

01.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry I'm like this. I'm bored

26.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

At this point I’m more dark matter than human.

28.02.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christina Ricci, Kelly Osborne, the world. I liked the shape of everything better in the nineties.

01.03.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep posting posts no one likes.

01.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t make me informed. You wouldn’t like me informed.

22.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie is talking to another man in a room . Alt: a man in a white shirt and tie is talking to another man in a room .
01.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dream Date: we go back in time fifty years and tell them we had the world at our fingertips AND WE BLEW IT.

01.03.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I was gone so long, but I stepped on a raw lasagna noodle fragment that fell out of my nighty and I died.

01.03.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve finally achieved a good work-life balance by being unabashedly underwhelming in both.

01.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1