Idle hatesnicethings - Bluesky Statics

ME: Your skin is lovely.

HER: Thank you. It acts as a barrier, protecting my body from pathogens and irritants in the environment.

04.11.2024 00:01 — 👍 465 🔁 69 💬 5 📌 3

Who wants to hang out and just cry together?

28.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 85 🔁 38 💬 6 📌 1

sorry i’m like this my mom smoked when she was pregnant and also i’m insane

01.03.2026 12:29 — 👍 58 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0

How come the godless have to worry about a holy war? Can't I just opt out like the pledge of allegiance?

28.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 83 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 1

Gravity really making its case of late.

02.03.2026 05:18 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Does a slug look at a snail and say to themselves “one day I too will be a homeowner”

01.03.2026 23:39 — 👍 37 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 1

I remember a time when it didn’t matter which side of my body I laid on and definitely didn’t make an audible noise in pleasure when I switched sides

02.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

If confidence were cheese, that’s when I’d be shredded.

02.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 18 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

“Not everything has to be transactional,” I explain to my golden retriever

02.03.2026 01:18 — 👍 139 🔁 34 💬 7 📌 1

GUYS IT’S ALMOST SPRING I THINK I JUST HEARD MY FIRST VAJAYJAY

02.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 101 🔁 21 💬 8 📌 0

I mean this in the least problematic and concerning way possible but being alive is a punishment

02.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 51 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

You are all so hot.

Except you. You're lukewarm

26.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 96 🔁 31 💬 24 📌 3

I received a participation trophy from myself today.

28.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 47 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I’m always right.

01.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 119 🔁 23 💬 13 📌 1

I get excited for food more than I get excited about almost anything else. I’m gonna do my little dance while I eat it too

02.03.2026 00:53 — 👍 66 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0

I don’t romanticize eras that have worse plumbing.

02.03.2026 01:04 — 👍 82 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 0

when you can’t find your glasses it’s blur sky

02.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 53 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 1

👀

02.03.2026 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Getting a drunk text is the sincerest form of flattery.

01.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 98 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 0

i was a child of the 80s and sibling rivalry didn't exist in our house because we all got punished equally no matter who fucked up

01.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 64 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 1

Don't ban smartphones for kids. Ban Monopoly.

01.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 54 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0

I'm sorry I'm like this. I'm bored

26.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 115 🔁 42 💬 4 📌 0

At this point I’m more dark matter than human.

28.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 39 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 0

Christina Ricci, Kelly Osborne, the world. I liked the shape of everything better in the nineties.

01.03.2026 21:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep posting posts no one likes.

01.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 16 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t make me informed. You wouldn’t like me informed.

22.02.2026 13:57 — 👍 99 🔁 35 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a white shirt and tie is talking to another man in a room . Alt: a man in a white shirt and tie is talking to another man in a room .

01.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dream Date: we go back in time fifty years and tell them we had the world at our fingertips AND WE BLEW IT.

01.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry I was gone so long, but I stepped on a raw lasagna noodle fragment that fell out of my nighty and I died.

01.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 123 🔁 25 💬 7 📌 0

I’ve finally achieved a good work-life balance by being unabashedly underwhelming in both.

01.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 38 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1

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