MSN-Accel

*pulls Discourse lever*
✅ problematic
✅ labubu
✅ age gap

labubus are real. they're harvested from a small island off the coast of madagascar. while primitive, they have a rich and vibrant culture and a relatively high standard of living. it's my job to skin and stuff them

Big fan of lesbian climaxes

My most Hank Hill-coded thing might be taking offense at the idea of paying someone to assemble ikea furniture for me. Why would I pay to let someone else have all the fun?

This is maybe the opposite of a conflict of interest, someone attracted to women and wants there to be more of them is the most trustworthy possible source for info on feminization

LUH-BEW-BEWW

They won't be changed for the better unless you make them. If we vote for them without a promise to be better, we know what happens. Starmer's Labour.

In a way, you're supporting the Republicans by making sure the Democrats don't have as many allies as possible, which is pretty evil of you

You should be aware of the consequences for not making your party worth voting for. You could have a lot more allies if you choose so

You don't fight for us, we don't fight for you. A united front goes both ways, you can't request support without giving it. It's that simple.

"thanks to some completely unshakeable outside force, I must regretfully tell you that you're the one group I simply must refuse to fight for. It saddens me so much, truly it does, but you're uniquely disgusting to m-err, other people. The voters. So sorry, truly I am."

We saw how this plays out in Britain already. Now the Labour party is implementing nationwide bathroom bans. Fuck off, you don't get to throw us to the side. Try to, and we'll drag you down to hell with us.

They've always been very aware, they just treat trans men differently. Generally to them, trans women are the vile enemy, and trans men are the poor deceived and confused butches that need to be brought back into their fold

It's somewhat common for us to have one in our purse not necessarily for ourselves but for the rare occasion someone else you happen to be around (friend, coworker, etc) suddenly needs and doesn't have one

a man steps onto his doorstep. “a package with a note?” he says, surprised to see such portentous items unexpectedly placed there. the note reads: “Dear Larry, Recently I've been thinking about your love of giving expository dialogue and sudden twists on that dialogue.” the panel opens up and we see a digital clock counting down on the box. “Which is why I've mailed you this bomb.” the letter finishes. larry says: aw, fuck END

Sometimes I wish I could go back in time to the few hours after my egg just cracked and just like, show that scared and confused girl what an absolute baddie she becomes

Personally I would gladly pay a small annual fee to support this website. Anything free will eventually have to become evil and annoying and we need internet places that aren't that

Also applies to Lord of the Flies. Demonstrably not how kids will behave in such a situation, but British sons of wealth & class are another story entirely

A tweet from David East that reads: "starting to think that the rest of the world was actually fine in Children of Men and Britain just chose to be like that"

I am once again contemplating this banger.

sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass

It's amazing how 'we must welcome diversity of thought' is never about, say, tax policy but is instead always about who gets to be considered a person.

"I didn't accuse you of lying, I just replied to you telling you not to lie. Which is completely different" yeah no everyone can see what you're doing there

Posting the screenshot that proves me right here sure is a choice

Alright well you keep claiming I'm "lying" about Buttigieg. My only words here on the subject were that I read the words he said and do not support him.

Does opposing fascism to you mean scolding trans people who don't like the literal words being spoken by the politicians that are supposed to fight for us

telling my roommates shes my sister visiting from out of town and making her scream loud enough for the whole apartment complex to hear

New Death With Indignity Law Lets Terminally Ill Be Crushed By Falling Vending Machines theonion.com/new-dea...

Screw puberty blockers at this point, those were the failed compromise. They can be a choice if the kid wants more time to decide but they should be allowed to just straight up start hrt at puberty age

Even more to the point, if they're kids then puberty hasn't happened yet and so there isn't even any meaningful sexual dimorphism present in them yet that could create any kind of theoretical fairness issue!

In my grade school the girls beat the boys at tug of war!

Truly do not understand what it is about my speaking voice that seems to invite everyone to immediately interrupt and speak over me with a complete tangent