❄️ Jolly St Nic 🌷

My mum and sister communicate with me on Messenger. My pals on WhatsApp.

We all have iPhones and could use iMessage seamlessly. I'm going to use this to insist on it.

I've added popcorn (salt and black pepper) and mixers to my sister's shopping in anticipation.

I feel like I'm only aware of it because I keep AJE on in the background, and thanks to a couple of accounts on here.

The uk media is busy arguing about fivers. What's another bit of ethnic cleansing to them?

Just watched the new Louis Theroux.

A lot of people need the wall. I need a shower.

Don't want to commit a very Scottish Sex Based Hate Crime or anything.

19/7/19. I took a 10dkk coin from a pal. It's somewhere in my bag. Since lived in Sweden (extremely cash free) and now Scotland. Lost my mind when my mum visited and paid a taxi in cash and I saw the wee otters!

I barely even use my card, all Apple Pay.

"What Russia is doing to Ukraine? It is extremely good for the US/Israel to do to Iran."

This old crusty in the blue tie on AJE looks like he's about to have some kind of medical episode. He's frantic.

I don't watch wrestling, it's not for me. But it's easy to see why it's loved. Theatre, soap opera, drama, costumes. It's an escape, a bit of joy. God forbid people enjoy something!

The world is a nightmare and I've stepped away from the news (for a few hours) for a bit of self care.

Bread is baking, dinner is started, Agents of Mystery is on.

Whose definition of 'correct' are we talking?

Recommended serving size? No, never eyeballed that.

'I want to eat lots of pappardelle' serving size? Spot on.

Yeh my mum only contacts me on Facebook messenger, even though she enjoys all the little quirks in iMessage. One friend only uses WhatsApp but they have an android so I can excuse it a bit, but then 2 use WhatsApp when we have beautiful iMessage threads.

It's frustrating.

You've got so much love it's just spilling out! That's beautiful.

I lived there for years. We'd joke on the first week of school, when that first proper rain comes, 'we'll be dry sometime in May, hopefully'. I thought my dad had lost it spending £1300 on a seriously waterproof coat. As an adult I understood it.

Is that the colourful circle? I just went to look and I hadn't even noticed it (thanks adhd).

I haven't tried to remove that but other stuff I've tried to do with WhatsApp is impossible. Just the most stupid app. I just wanted to change the tone. 2 hours of messing about with shortcuts, I gave up.

They "want guarantees they would be reselected for their seat at next election", get fucked lol

Me and mum have plane flavour neurodiversity. As soon as those planes touched down we were on about what they can carry (and how it's very, very, not defensive).

They can't even stage privately for a war in this day and age, they just don't seem to be aware of the age we live in.

The wind is really picking up. It's pushed an abandoned shopping trolley along the street and down the stairs next to the bedroom window. I saw a bat get absolutely flipped around and tangled trying to fly, I hope the poor thing is ok and won't try it again.

Stay safe Aberdeen.

That looks delicious!

He was the one that really hurt.

I always thought I was Mole, turns out I'm Badger.

He's still fierce and happy to fight! He can scatter those weasels like no body.

I used to work on a naval base and I've watched a badger family take on an armed patrol truck. Genuinely terrifying, I'd requested an escort as I, riding a bicycle, felt scared!

Most wildlife is more fierce and noble.

I've been chased by a badger, far more confidence and integrity. Boisterous fuckers.

Churchill the old racist, I'd rather fight his bitch ass than a scary badger!

Huh 38 and my symptoms are getting worse and more exhausting and I'm not even perimenopausal yet!!

If Zack Polanski came up to me today and said 'want to try hypnosis for bigger tits?' I would say 'sure, why the fuck not'.

That is how much I do not care about what happened in 2013.

In fact hypnosis to improve body image actually sounds cool af.

Get better stories lads.

That's excellent!

Oh 😍!

The only physical money I have (and have seen since summer 2019), is a Danish 10dkk coin. I liberated it from my pals as we were paying for pizzas because it has hearts on and was so cute! I then lived in Sweden and couldn't even guess what skk look like.

Got to feed those hungry Iranian missiles!

Fuck everyone one of those genocidal ghouls. I'm sure my cis HRT will be absolutely safe, no worries at all.

I loved the AJE vox pops from Cyprus that were basically 'colonialists fuck off' or 'you owe us a lot a rent and then you can fuck off'

Yes those! I only liked the onion but I adore strong flavours, acidic in particular. I like my crisps to leave my mouth sore.