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North Korean man who looks like a North Korean Steve Coogan, being interviewed on TV: "I dream of a great war of justice that will turn the American soil to ashes"

This image is all of us

🎯 some lucky people in Glasgow and Edinburgh get to do both votes Green, but for most of us SNP 1, Green 2. Get indy and yeet the SNP.

They're more interested in electing unionists to point at and say how shit it is, instead of devomaxxing and showing how good it could be.

The SNP is lost. Tax them tae fuck.

North Sea oil and gas needs winding down not investing in. Wind and solar are the future.

SNP, the party of fossil fuels and allowing the energy companies to take the piss.

That was the one thing that jumped out and stuck in my brain from her speech. 'Working people and those who can't'.

Thank you for seeing us, acknowledging our existence.

Fuck Labour.

I've read this a few times and only just now have I noticed the word never in the second to last line. My brain wants to blank it and go mmmhmm fuck Labour.

My sympathies, I get it.

I've got thick, long, curly hair. Going to the hairdressers is anything from 6 to 9 hours in the chair. I have to sit for nearly 2 hours in bleach before anything begins.

I tried it myself once. I cried on FaceTime to my hairdresser.

I listen to Leavitt's rambling, I come on here and this is the first thing I see. I don't know what timeline I've fallen into today but I feel like I'm on stuff.

Zero SNP list seats. None. Unwinnable. Learn the system.

SNP 1 and 2 hands seats to unionists, its lets reform establish a foothold in Holyrood.

SNP1/Green 1 (central belt) and Green 2 lets more Greens secure seats. Greens win the seats, reform don't.

Vote Green 2 to beat reform.

It was 1990, I was 3, job ambition: working at Spearmint Rhino. I saw the owner man on the 6 o clock news. The internet wasn't common.

By 7 I wanted to be a forensic pathologist and knew all the dark horrors that come with that. Still my dream job that I'll never do 31 years later.

It's just beyond stupid. Kids are all different. I was able to work with material and concepts as a 5 year old that my sister couldn't manage as a 14 year old.

Our parents knew we were different and shielded my sister from my horrible interests.

I'd like to be able to watch anything but AJE, 24 hours a day, but I know there's batshittery coming and I will have the worst fomo finding out 6 hours later on the TL.

Nazi media organisation platforms Nazis, thats the only reading I can get from this.

I don't know why I am but it could be many things! I'm probably on a block list of commie cunts or something which, fair.

Brian Mast is a bald headed cunt. STF.

Al Jazeera sometimes has absolute roasters on. This is one of those time.

Winging it, think it's going ok.

At this point Labour will join with Reform and Conservatives to form a government. Anything to keep the left wing out.

zapp brannigan saying "now here's a route with some chest hairs" to a map of the strait of hormuz

Watching Rubio say religious fundamentalists shouldn't have missiles or nukes or a navy is beyond irony.

He's right, they shouldn't. These end times US fundie weirdos want to kill us all!

It will be beautiful! I'm wondering if there's a way to get the aircraft carriers from an underwater position because that would be spectacular to see.

As a kid I had an electronic battleship game, still have it even. When you sink the ships it makes a glug glug glug glug sound. Make it real!

I'm excited for the finding out portion of this particular event.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Michelangelo (Micky). He is the late 80's early 90's version with lighter, brighter green skin and a slightly more muted orange mask, elbow, wrist and knee wraps. His belt is brown and the black circular buckle has a yellow M on it. He is leaning backwards in a sort of side lunge and is holding nunchucks up behind him in his left hand.

Everything is very shit so I baked some bread and I'm starting my TMNT socks. Mikey of course. The version I fell in love with, the guy who's on my Christmas baubles and egg cups. Illegal uk media!

Omg yes! I did a double take and promptly forgot she exists.

It's alright for some!

Jaffa will rise once more.

This is why I'm a big fan of others reading the bible, as hard going as it is. Understand what the enemy thinks, realise how deeply they believe this mad shit. It's scary, but it's clarifying.

Whoever's making these gives me so much confidence in my ability to make TikTok's!

The 65+ Green vote was 3% last week. They got 3 years to increase it or die.

That over 65 green vote was 3% last week!

All these US troops being told this is gods war to usher in the end times, every one who says that or believes that, needs rounding up and tossed in a fire pit.

Dangerous maniacs.

I wish UK plc could make the break with the US. Currently hearing trump lying about the UK and Spain. Wanging on about he'll take what he wants and windmills are ugly in the North Sea.

Can we all join together, and fuck America up PLEASE. Before they end us all.