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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

a man is holding chopsticks over a bowl that says ' chinese ' on the front Alt: Gary Oldman is poking his costar in Slow Horses on the shoulder with chopsticks

me, quietly trying to get people's attention to tell them to watch Slow Horses because it's fucken brilliant

RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline

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Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.

imagine being this big of a fuckin loser

Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor

Little bit shellshocked. Pretty phenomenal from Head. Pretty raw, pretty emotional, but that was some knock - Ben Stokes

Stokes 'shellshocked' after England crashed to a calamitous two-day defeat courtesy of Travis Head 😳

One of the most incredible Tests I’ve ever seen. Still thought we were no chance even needing just 200 to win, can’t believe how easily we did it in the finish given how good England looked early today. Take a bow Mitch Starc and Travis Head! And go you Aussies!! #ashes

Losing the same day you were 100 ahead at lunch with 9 wickets in hand takes some doing #Ashes #AUSvENG

🇦🇺 vs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | Australia win by 8 wickets!

An extraordinary Test.

#Ashes

🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏🔥 | What a GRAB! Mitchell Starc … Crawley gorn for a pair. Get Bethell in for The Gabba. #Ashes #Cricket #Perth #AUSvENG #TheAshes

Enjoying watching the #ashes so far

In fairness to England, there was simply no way they could have known that pitches in Australia would bounce more and that the boundaries would be further back than in England. #ashes

Big 1st wicket for Doggett. Well done, that man #Ashes

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED STOKES! Starc has been elite here #Ashes

England at 3/39 and Starc with 3 wickets
#Ashes

Root falls an even 100 runs short of his first Test century in Australia #Ashes 🏏

Happy Ashes Day to all who celebrate. It’s the world’s oldest rivalry and one of the most intense. I’m sure the “spirit of cricket” will get a few mentions. Bring it on! 🏏😀 #Ashes

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Excellent reference

one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.

Me, running away from my problems

seems a bit of an early pick for him, but he did get better and better throughout the year so it might be a sneakily-good bit of drafting by the Pies. Stole him out from the Lions too by bidding that high on him so the Lions couldn't match.

Sure, conservatives are in the middle of a gleeful orgy of corruption, kidnapping, rape, and murder, but the real problem is when liberals say it's bad.

Annable Lector! The kid's gonna eat em alive! Absolute gun.

Oh they don’t like the whistles? Hey everyone, they don’t like the whistles. If you use them it makes the armed goons sad.

I don't have much to say about Olivia Nuzzi, but it's emblematic of our culture at large that what should have been a career-ending scandal resulted in a sweetheart high profile book deal and a fawning tongue bath profile in the paper of record.

Ok so I am pretty late on this, but goddamn Slow Horses is great. Just binged season 1 & will start on season 2 tomorrow. Hopefully Slow Horses can keep up the pace. No apologies for a terrible pun.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men