At this stage my goal in life is some sort of John Le Mesurier type existence where I watch jazz and drink whisky until I say “it’s all been rather lovely” and drop dead
05.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
At this stage my goal in life is some sort of John Le Mesurier type existence where I watch jazz and drink whisky until I say “it’s all been rather lovely” and drop dead
05.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Choosing my words carefully as I used to work with the wife of the head chef of Lunya
05.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“Our tapas is bigger than Spanish but we still recommend three dishes”
I am now 80% chorizo
Excellent hopefully see you at the parties?
05.03.2026 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m planning to spend little time here and it is nice
05.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re here too????
05.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Christ is there a window tax in Sweden?
05.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0But they have just played Take Me To Your Heaven in the Arlanda Express lift
05.03.2026 17:36 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
The UK :
I love it
It is not clarinet friendly
Its what freedom looks like
05.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Currently just stood waiting as EU passports get allowed in. Big crowd of angry frustrated people. Sovereigntys fucking brilliant
05.03.2026 16:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I am once again angry at the gammon for the non-EU passport shenanigans here at Arlanda airport
05.03.2026 16:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Sweden I am in you.
05.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But what *is* your Decathlon PB?
05.03.2026 12:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes I have.
05.03.2026 11:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who knew they’d give the entire airport lounge to the TikTok clarinet man…
05.03.2026 11:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did you beat up the non-letter jacket people
05.03.2026 11:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0…
05.03.2026 10:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve now created a narrative where you were the state champion, and were paraded round the school like a jock, for nothing is more important in life than being The State Champion.
05.03.2026 09:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In Japan I was told I looked like David Beckham on no less than 34 occasions including an old woman in the hospital who raised a finger slowly and said Beck - am before falling asleep.
05.03.2026 09:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I feel like a late 80s yuppie, but thanks!
05.03.2026 09:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Help I’m wearing a shirt that isn’t just solid colour and it feels all manner of wrong
05.03.2026 09:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
At this stage with Starmers polling he should just go for broke and make a clay model of Trump shitting in a nappy, broadcast live on the one show
04.03.2026 10:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate to use the phrase “two tier” because it’s the most overused phrase recently; but does this mean they’ll be POCUS people with the right FUSIC cert and POCUS people via DOPSing, and how will they interact?
02.03.2026 15:34 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Don’t spoil my fun
02.03.2026 11:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tell the truth you fucking love Bocchia
02.03.2026 11:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I quite like the drip feeding of info on the Uk entry.
“He’s called look mum no computer”
WELL IVE NEVER HEARD OF HIM ZERO POINTS LAST AGAIN
“The songs called eins zwei drei”
I HAVENT HEARD IT BUT I HATE IT
“It’s in the key of E flat minor”
WORST KEY EVER
I can save everyone 250 sentences.
Everything’s negative
Or
The numbers got better with intervention x but the mortality was the same
WORST EUROVISION EVER
*46 photos of them off their box in euroclub*
BOYCOTT EUROVISION
*picture in the arena draped in flag*
I JUST WISH THE EBU WOULD LET ME HAND PICK ALL 33 SONGS FOR EACH COUNTRY. 33 SERVING BUNTS OVER AND OVER AND OVER
When did grown ass adults forget to chew with their mouth closed?
Why are people just the absolute worst now
