Pete Turton

Pete Turton

@peteturton85.bsky.social

A walking cloud of portable darkness. Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.

1,721 Followers 628 Following 2,911 Posts Joined Nov 2024
17 hours ago

Great win for my area!

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2 days ago

1) glad to see you racking the important stuff after your election campaign was basically a middle aged man’s gap year paddle boarding

2) there was a vote, and nature won the vote

3) Churchill is a deeply problematic and coked up individual

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2 days ago

I heard someone complain that someone else’s headphones were too loud in a cafe, and then a few minutes later got their own phone out to
The worlds loudest voice note and I don’t know what society is anymore

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2 days ago

Oh and Katrina of the Waves fame when I called out her playing trumps NYE in mar-a-lago.

She unblocked me a few days later, but to think I pushed really hard to call my daughter Katrina…

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2 days ago

Multiple “celebrity” medicine authors who don’t like being told it’s fucking ghoulish to be currently practising and using patient stories to flog your sanctimonious saccharine view of healthcare

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2 days ago

I dunno maybe 100 weekly passes to EuroClub being made available to all OGAE fans worldwide wasn’t quite enough

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3 days ago

The instagram response to this is just hundreds of brainless OMG THIS WILL BE ICONIC! While on Facebook it’s “well that’s my accommodation fucked”

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3 days ago

but Martin said there was an emphatic result remember

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3 days ago

Imagine the dilemma when she keeps talking and the EBU think about DQing Sweden

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3 days ago

Juries are not the problem. Inefficient processes keeping jurors waiting round to hear 30 minutes of testimony before a two hour lunch break probably contributes to the backlog more than any deliberation process

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3 days ago
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Good to see the anti EBU protests finally made it to the subways of Liverpool

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5 days ago
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“Come on rikki I know your wife’s left you but you’re off to Brussels in a few weeks, Wogan says you’re the hot favourite too….”

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5 days ago
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My friend messaged me to say how surprised she was to see me with my arm round a stranger given I’m not a hugger.

I’m here to say it’s a trick of the camera and I’ve spent years practising the subtle art of the arm going round but the hand being 6 inches away from the person

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5 days ago

You’ll be thrilled to know there was no queue for the Manchester flight

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5 days ago
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Things Sweden do that UK catering should do.

Helping yourself to Bryggskaffe

The tiered lamp/seating thing in restauratbts

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5 days ago
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I finally woke up in time for breakfast…pity because this was the view

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6 days ago

Why do you look like you’re in a gameshow where you’ve got the deceive the rest of your team

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6 days ago

The best part now is deciding which of the seven on stage doesn’t get to go to Vienna #melfest

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6 days ago

So I avoided all semi finals so this is the first time I’ve heard them properly.

Eternity is my favourite in terms of what would I listen to.

Sanna peaked at Undo

Felicia probably the winner but I wasn’t blown away.

Smash into pieces would be nice

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6 days ago

For a group of firefighters they’re doing a terrible job of putting the fires out.

Also doesn’t it sound like Auld Langs Syne

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6 days ago
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Can’t wait to see the favourite everyone’s been talking ab….oh cheers

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6 days ago

Fuck it send Smash into Pieces

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6 days ago

Great to see Geoff Capes doing song number 3

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6 days ago
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Having Krypton Factor flashbacks

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6 days ago

Brandsta city slackers and Felicia getting the loudest cheers of the room from here in the arena #melfest

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6 days ago
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Greetings from the lounge at Melodifestivalen

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6 days ago

The mall next to the arena has a station for kids to make posters for the MelFest, and I’m so tempted to make one that just says YOUTH HOSTELLING WITH CHRIS EUBANK

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6 days ago

Scale model of kaj

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6 days ago
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I mean yeah max burger is great but they aren’t doing a MelFest happy meal are they

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6 days ago

It did not cure everything nice as it was

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