Terrible start to my day.
Alarm at 5 and I hit snooze alarm at 5.09 and I thought it said 6.09.
Flew out of bed to discover I was wrong 10 mins later. 🙄
Anyway, morning. 👋🏼 I hope the start to your day has been nicer.
@alan9z.bsky.social
Well and truly old enough to know better, but I don’t let that stop me. Salford based, yes it’s Greater Manchester, no, it’s not Manchester.
Terrible start to my day.
Alarm at 5 and I hit snooze alarm at 5.09 and I thought it said 6.09.
Flew out of bed to discover I was wrong 10 mins later. 🙄
Anyway, morning. 👋🏼 I hope the start to your day has been nicer.
Our eldest little girl has turned 112 human (16 dog) years old today.
It was deserving of a PupCake.
Happy birthday, Ethel!
Oops.
It must be there somewhere, look again.
Happy birthday, enjoy!
14.02.2026 13:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seen it twice, so much fun… which you’ll know by now.
13.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0First day of a long weekend for us today. 🥳
Of course I was awake ore-6am. 🙄
Anyhow, we’re at the cinema late morning to give Wuthering Heights a go and see what it’s all about.
Anybody else just spent 15 minutes chasing their bellend of a ginger cat around the house, trying to take the live mouse she’d just brought home off her?
No? Just me then?! 🙄
Just having a drink, discussing the fact we’ve been together for 20 years later this year, and Will’s plan to leave me before we make it to 25 🙄
I’ve pointed out that if he wants to move on he’ll have to get himself on ‘the apps’… times have changed.
He’s decided it’ll be easier to stay with me.
Happy birthday!
04.02.2026 08:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Those particular gays are wrong!
02.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That picture makes me very jealous of you.
02.02.2026 07:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0London trip is concluded and we’re in an uber in Manchester.
A great day has been had.
And now for the main event.
Merry Christmas 🎄 to Will.
It wouldn’t be a trip to London without a drink in The Welly, so, here we are, having a drink in the Welly.
31.01.2026 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hi from the top of The Shard. 

This all sounds promising. 🤞🏼
Does brunch today count as date four, or are you having a protracted date three?
BOOOOO, that’s rubbish.
31.01.2026 06:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In an uber and on our way to catch a 🚂.
We’re London bound today for some tourism and a little musical theatre.
After being out on Wednesday evening and Thursday evening; I’m overjoyed that I’m not going out after work later. 🥳
30.01.2026 07:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s no other cat quite like a ginger cat, their personalities are off the scale.
Debbie says Happy Birthday to Ralph.
Sorry for your loss.
29.01.2026 05:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back in December 2 of our team of 9 were ill on our Christmas event day, so we postponed.
Today’s the day we celebrate… Merry Christmas! 🎄
So apparently I’m going to see Harry Styles when he’s in London.
The things you do to make people happy (I imagine it’ll be brilliant and I’ll love it)
Got mi hair did!
25.01.2026 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just sat perusing £1m+ houses online that I can’t afford and probably never will.
Feels like a good use of a Sunday morning.
Me too!
23.01.2026 20:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re on a slight delay, but I’m ready.
#thetraitors
Enjoy it when you get to it.
22.01.2026 20:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you read Daisy Jones?
22.01.2026 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is a good one!
22.01.2026 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0