Andrew

That amount of you that know my mental health struggles and never reach out. I disappear from here for long periods and you don't reach out. You have my phone number and you don't reach out. Fuck you all.

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How is it that I can have some of the highest highs of my life for the first half of the year and then sink so low by the end of the year 😞

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I don't normally tune into the strictly results show but I absolutely am tonight

Nope it's a standard toothpaste here. Basically to get the discount price you have to have a store card so it forces people to get the card. Even the discounted price is ridiculous, it's just been crazy how much prices have ramped up the last couple of years

Well

I don't shop at Tesco all that often and am annoyed that I've basically been forced to get a clubcard cause of crap like that, it really feels like it's crossing a line to me

Straight to the gay bar

Amazing, hope you have a great time

Oh no the whisky comes out when it's been bad but appreciate the thought!

This your whisky or your straight life?

Enjoy!

I'd believe it from your style. Not even a drop of water to open up the flavours?

They're dead to me now

England is a strange place

Glad the connoisseur approves. How do you take yours?

Do it anyway and they'll get the hint

Get yourself a blanket and a book

I found it a bit disappointing, it wasn't the film I expected!

Oh Felix

Tesco has got so bougie

Excellent, hope you made the most of your wee trip north of the border!

Come do mine next, it needs a refresh!

Good old Glenfiddich. You a fan?

What a lovely room

He's on the whisky

Oh jeez, I'll pray you're a natural

Shocking eh

Gotta fund all those holidays somehow

I know right! Absolutely ludicrous to charge almost a tenner for a tube of toothpaste if you don't use a clubcard

Absolutely ridiculous when already people are struggling