You might have seen this on the news or LWT but it's been a proud month in my fandom
Just imagine Mark Watney in The Martian getting in contact with earth and being like 'ahhhh!!! ...Well hold on I should go check on the potatoes and dust the solar panels first while I figure out how to respond to "r u alive we miss you"'
It turns out if you're a homeschooled only child you are super good at keeping yourself entertained but I think I imprinted 'level 5 spoons required' for social interactions with me ever as a kid so now social withdrawal is the absolute first thing to go mixed with terrible time blindness
Today I'm going to finally make dents in the two piles of my biggest guilt, stress and anxiety.
So which do I start with? Complicated calls to insurance companies about bills and coverage? Or answering thoughtful messages from beloved friends months old now?
...Why are these the same size again?
This is a passion project my friends have been developing for decades on the back burner and I'm so excited it's finally taking shape in the real world, show it some love!
@amy.wrestlejoy.com a preview of Collision
Your 2022 of kinktober collection is Legendary and I still think of it with awe.
fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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With the new slew of secret wrestlblr tumblrinas revealed among us lately (Willow, Speedball, now Jack Perry) I'm feeling like this post I made after a few months in wrestling fandom is holding up GREAT (and the many tags from reblogs on it always make me smile)
#AEWDynamite
"I'm Gonna Doordash Shrimp Cocktail & Caviar" 🍤
- Local Jobber, regularly seen at 'I Hate Seafood & Love Financial Crimes' Club when interviewed about his intentions with large sack of unmarked bills.
I cannot WAIT to watch 'Hangman Page Defends His Actions' later aka the post-media scrum for #ForbiddenDoor
<3 <3 <3 we really must figure out what form of communication works best for us, even if it involves me buying a landline telephone.
If you like Long Term Storytelling in #AEW and but didn't notice yet the Death Riders storyline mostly comes from this promo in 2010 (2/2)
If you like Long Term Storytelling in #AEW and but didn't notice yet the Death Riders storyline mostly comes from this promo in 2010 (1/2)
![[Image: Moxley at Wrestledream 2024 after shoving the belt at Claudio, who is stuffing it in a nondescript black nylon duffel bag. Commentary asks 'what's the significance of putting the AEW Championship in a bag?' Marina is seen next to them clearly already wearing a key around her neck.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vfyf5wx2erxe2haalb7p7ynz/bafkreifmgmsa5zuyuhit3wxqgf5sav5ys465c7zoifc6tbwhivhqhfwhyi)
Only One More Week until Moxley retrieves the #AEW Men's World Championship from the BCC Duffel bag where it's been collecting dust in the back of his closet for 272 days!
We did, it wasn't the end, but they rearranged some of the chants to fit commentary and others so I'm pretty sure that was for an earlier kickout
I tried to make a more complete list over on my Tumblr too, this should be 95% of it but it was such a night I'm sure I'm still forgetting some:
14 Years to the DAY. CM Punk lobbed a pipe bomb but Triple H & The Rock said 'let us show you our long fuse' 💣⛓️ #MJFWasRight
I say this as someone who watched a LOT of I Dream of Jeannie as a kid and has a lot of nostalgia for it.
You're already putting her in a room that evokes her Bottle, the space she was desperate to escape & would do anything to please a man to do, only getting SOME power losing others by marrying?
Far less concerned about WHAT we call Mariah May on #NXT far more concerned about her new branding being tied specifically to the regressively 1960s right-wing tradwife agenda response to Bewitched that was already getting comments of: 'hey isn't this just a racist fetish fantasy bro' when it aired.
Any friends/followers in Portland want a pretty great extra seat ticket to see a show Wed guaranteed to have at LEAST one historic implication match/moment with some of the best wrestlers in the world? If you're considering trying wrestling there's no better way to get in on the ground floor (seat).
I've crawled from the rubble left from the battles of depression to face my final boss: a nameless churning dissatisfaction from a lack of purpose or meaningful work that has churned and grown for years with no way out. I just want to do something valuable I care about and I can't find how.
As #fumatabianca rises, let's all remember that for all its many, many faults the Catholic Church has figured out 'maybe only people under the age of 80 should be allowed to vote on lifetime appointments of one of the most powerful people in the world' something the United States could learn from
Get The Elite Limited Edition #AEW ZipChair Cuck Chair! Now on ShopAEW.com & ZipChair.com
Everybody says 'i always thought quicksand was going to be a bigger day to day issue than it is when I was growing up', but I just realized I grew up in the city with the largest and deadliest quicksand flats in the world. It really WAS a much bigger day to day issue back then compared to now.
Still on the lookout for more survey respondents for my annual AEW Fan Survey. Looking to hear from people on:
- If they think the AEW product is better in 2025
- Do they have confidence in Tony Khan?
- There favorite and LEAST favorite wrestlers in AEW
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Justice for The Outrunners!
My Man Turbo did not walk the ropes @ #AEW Revolution in front of an entirely dead and irony-poisoned LA crowd to deliver The Hurt like this for less than 2⭐
Anyways go watch DEFY Blueprint on Triller for an Outrunners match with Great Energy from the crowd 🌆
You expect me to work? On this, the 40th Feast Day of Saint Matthew Jackson? I have lattes to make, pearls to adorn, and hymnal chants to tag team wrestling to sing, yet still you continue to blaspheme by sending me emails. ☕🦪🤼
@rjcity.bsky.social petition for a Hey!EW do-over your journalistic chops clearly weren't up to scratch yet in the early days #AEW
