asphodel

30 years of whinging later I am employed :)

genuinely how do I change my entire appearance and personality to be hireable. I'm serious

idk how many rejections after interviews I have left in me 😍

still cross stitching the same damn project. next im gonna do smth self indulgent like langworth yaoi with the original sprites. no one can stop me. these are my hands and no one else's

realizing now that I'm gonna be closeted in work settings I now may have to subscribe to feminine appearance expectations like makeup. I think I will just kill myself

[OC] NAILBITER 💥

It is not a time for peace.

all crowd work eulogy

every time someone posts about Godot (game engine) I think for 3 seconds it's about Godot (ace attorney) and I feel joy and then mild disappointment

she did love them btw

Made brookies that were simultaneously burnt and undercooked for my mom's birthday but at least she loves me

In the cold revealing light of the morning, as I go about my mundane daily tasks, without warning or reason I will stare into the middle distance and imagine a vast expanse of darkness. A starless, ancient, eternal night. And I imagine myself as an atronaut unmoored from his spacefaring vessel, his only reference to reality shrinking until it becomes part of the nothingness. Dying, lost forever, cosmically forgotten. And then I move on with my day.

straight up I don't know what's so fundamentally wrong with me that I'm not hireable to make overpriced coffee or stock shelves or mop a floor. I'm not aiming high here and I'm still failing

didn't get the job. More downtrodden posting to come

my wife said i can see shen yun this weekend if i lick the black mold off the basement walls

calci-yum :)

hes a forensic scientist with a doctorate. he's a private detective. he's a weapon collector. he plays bass pretty good and has been approached for a gavinners position but he would rather be peeled than participate in cock rock. somewhere on the schedule he has time for situationships

i have way too many ideas for developing my aa oc/sona. if i want him to have all the attributes he has he either needs an extra two days in a week just to develop his 3 monetized hobbies. or i just have 2 ocs

ssismmmon blaackquilil

don't put yourself out there if they know you like darkthrone and dimmu borgir you'll be killed on the spot

idk anything about ash wednesday but one time as a freshman i spotted a classmate around campus with the cross on her head and my black metal enjoying ass walked up to her like "wow i didnt know you were into that kinda stuff!" and she corrected me, confused ofc, and i still want to kill myself

come to the pine barrens we have many provisions and activities

stop using chatgpt. i can also use em dashes and lie to you

Adrian Andrews 💘🌿

idk anything about tgaa but barok van zieks looks like a fire emblem character and that gives me pause. Overall I think a lot of those designs lack the silliness I like about aa characters

reposted your link, wishing you all the best 🇵🇸

had a good interview for the first time in months fingers crossed i'll be normal again soon

My most popular ace attorney post was Simon crossing