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@varaka.bsky.social

Games, movies, and literature enthusiast. BA in English. Coolest Dungeon Master. He/They, 29. BLM. pfp by @gomayammy.bsky.social

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05.02.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 874    ๐Ÿ” 352    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The lion does not concern himself with food poisoning

05.02.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Home

05.02.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gundam Hathaway:Messer

05.02.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 345    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve actually been good safe certified in the past

05.02.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The buns have sausages in them uwu

05.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god I havenโ€™t thought of those guys in so long

05.02.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3oh

05.02.2026 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ough, Nioh 3 fomoโ€ฆ it is okay I can play it in a few yearsโ€ฆ

05.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letting someone else have the aux

04.02.2026 20:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Very... abrupt.. design to fill the current void in my illustration output.

04.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

interesting argument. hey what if i did this *scampers around knocking over your furniture and shit*

12.12.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 462    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve eaten two today

04.02.2026 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ˜†ใ€Œ Akage ft. Gold Ship ใ€โ˜†
Happy Year of the Horse!! ๐ŸŽโœจ
#UmaMusume #ใ‚ฆใƒžๅจ˜ #Golshi

20.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway if I die do not forget me

04.02.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Realizing after leaving them exposed for three whole days that these sausage buns need to be refrigerated

04.02.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dragon not the man

04.02.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His name was peaches

04.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like alright I guess

04.02.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A customer just pulled a bearded dragon out of his pocket and handed him to me

04.02.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the prospector at the end of first season of the mad dog mccree netflix prestige series: hehe well you missed that last one but here, try another *throws bottle into the air, fades to credits*

04.02.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€˜Lord Of The Ringsโ€™ Reader Canโ€™t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck

โ€˜Lord Of The Ringsโ€™ Reader Canโ€™t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck

โ€˜Lord Of The Ringsโ€™ Reader Canโ€™t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/

04.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3685    ๐Ÿ” 715    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

Qude

04.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Caves of Qud mutates onto the Nintendo Switch, February 16th!

04.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 710    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

Itโ€™ll die again eventuallyโ€ฆ

04.02.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Store is dead while Iโ€™m slacking then busy when Iโ€™m trying to get shit done!!!

04.02.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who in the world donates one headlight for a car?

04.02.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Leslie and Brianne are laying in bed. Leslie is fast asleep, while Brianne is awake and futzing around on her phone.

BRIANNE'S PHONE (loudly): WITH LIBERTY MUTUAL INSURAN-

The loud phone startles Brianne, and awakens Leslie.

LESLIE (groggily): Huh?

Brianne furiously taps at her phone to quiet it.

LESLIE: Whuh was that? Whuh's goin' on?

Brianne tucks Leslie back into bed.

BRIANNE: Shh... This is a dream. You're dreaming. Go back to sleep.

LESLIE: Oh, okay...

Leslie and Brianne are laying in bed. Leslie is fast asleep, while Brianne is awake and futzing around on her phone. BRIANNE'S PHONE (loudly): WITH LIBERTY MUTUAL INSURAN- The loud phone startles Brianne, and awakens Leslie. LESLIE (groggily): Huh? Brianne furiously taps at her phone to quiet it. LESLIE: Whuh was that? Whuh's goin' on? Brianne tucks Leslie back into bed. BRIANNE: Shh... This is a dream. You're dreaming. Go back to sleep. LESLIE: Oh, okay...

24.07.2024 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2205    ๐Ÿ” 322    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Learning about choomba/choombata

04.02.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you mean choom is shorthand in-universe

04.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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