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All respect to Mac Miller and everything but I hear his music and it's like listening to McLovin rap

25.08.2025 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dollarama version of REM but I still like them anyway

05.08.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Janeโ€™s Addiction members sue singer Perry Farrell over onstage altercation US rock band claim reunion tour and album was derailed by Farrellโ€™s โ€˜repeated and unprovoked attackโ€™ in 2024 โ€“ but the singer lodged his own legal complaint hours later

๐ŸŽถ Been caught suing once when I was 65
When I assauly my bandmates I don't wanna pay for it...๐ŸŽถ

17.07.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*world

15.07.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MAGA turning on Trump

15.07.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're the #1 pop star on the planet and still dating man-children, that might be a you problem.

11.07.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did Don Draper write that Neo Geo ad?

07.07.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Miyamoto wrote a Black Mirror episode

05.07.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favourite thing about White Lotus season 3 is that the French Canadian actress they cast to play a French Canadian character has lived so long in Paris that she can't do the Quebecois accent ๐Ÿ˜‚

03.07.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I remember right they didn't overtake the Yankees until September that year. The Jays only started picking up steam at the trade deadline.

03.07.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"frenzy" doing a lot of heavy lifting here

01.07.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled,
Brave brave brave brave Sir Carney

30.06.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they wrote a 900-page book about it and released it for free online

29.06.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 412    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Mark Carney this morning

30.06.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ryan reynolds

26.06.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NBA players never seem that excited to win a championship. Their on court celebration is so muted compared to when an NHL team wins the Stanley Cup.

23.06.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

always have been

18.06.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The so called best player in the world being a no-show for the second straight finals doesn't help.

18.06.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The year is 2077. An augmented Corey Perry of the Guadalajara Gorditas stares off into the distance mournfully after making and losing his 59th straight Stanley Cup finals appearance.

18.06.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know we're all supposed to like Brad Marchand now for some reason but I am still hoping Edmonton makes a sequel to this:

17.06.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why I subscribe.

17.06.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*

CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*

ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*

CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*

ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

15.06.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9006    ๐Ÿ” 967    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 165    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57
15.06.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Are they going to blow a whistle at the end of this parade so everyone wakes up?
YouTube video by Adam Parkhomenko Are they going to blow a whistle at the end of this parade so everyone wakes up?

Are they going to blow a whistle at the end of this parade so everyone wakes up?

15.06.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1038    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Sound familiar?

13.06.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17100    ๐Ÿ” 7680    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 414    ๐Ÿ“Œ 458
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Me when my sports teams lose:

13.06.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE was "responding" to the chaos ICE itself created. It was not responding to the way LA is without intentional provocation from ICE.

And now the National Guard is "responding" to the chaos ICE created. It is not responding to the way LA is without intentional provocation from ICE.

10.06.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15653    ๐Ÿ” 4198    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 414    ๐Ÿ“Œ 155

Congress, but they're too afraid of angry MAGA tweets

09.06.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We Stand With California A Message of Solidarity and Resistance

Trump has wanted to use military force against unarmed civilians since his first regime.
Back there were those in the White House willing to stand up to him and defend the constitution.
Those checks and balances are now gone.
California is the front line.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/we-stand-w...

09.06.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 586    ๐Ÿ” 170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

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