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SmokeytheWisecracker

@smokeywisecracker.bsky.social

Chronically unimpressed political animal. Fervent believer in truth, justice, absurdity, and nonsense. Fiercely unserious. Music and nature....and Forest.

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Latest posts by smokeywisecracker.bsky.social on Bluesky

Reaffirming yesterdays post about 70s porn funk because people still think the modern crap they listen to is good

10.11.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn navy beans. Belong on a boat in the ocean

10.11.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ive done the quick soak so many times knowing it wouldnt work yet I persisted.

Beans dont care about our demands.

10.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but....theyll vote against it and cancel elections for the future, so....no...

10.11.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who coulda known that you needed to soak beans overnight first.
Damn rules......

10.11.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3 minutes of this place is enough of a catchup.
Hi friends!
Been in a funk, literally.
Listening to nothing but 70s funk, the pornier the better. Its been great.
Blow up your tv

10.11.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a non-zero chance they never reopen the government.
Behave accordingly.

26.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Biweekly dropin, you guys still bantering with edgelords or nah?

26.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My checkins are barely every 3 weeks now.
The spell is broken

15.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whats the rate for a single person standard plan now?

15.10.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a beard is wearing a cowboy hat and says " lesson learned " ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a cowboy hat and says " lesson learned "

GD dropping in here randomly is such a bummer.

Maybe its sourcing your unhappinesss too...

10.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda wish I could still be as innocent and naive as people still amazed and surprised at the levels of crazy shit happening.

My hair would still be at spring 2016 levels.

10.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you still amazed at the depravity of the rightwingers?

How fun for you to experience.

01.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about avoiding these sites and then dropping back in is you notice how people you respect(ed) are fully embroiled in react/repeat circles based on daily nonsense.
Its hard to stop.......and think.

01.10.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The prevalance of douchebag phony alpha male dudes running around actually gives me more confidence in talking to intelligent single women.
"Dont be a douche" goes a long way.
Its a jungle out here

27.09.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You've worked so hard for that ass.
It's your time, queen.

24.09.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That thing people do, where they complain about you not doing a certain thing, and then when you actually try to start doing that thing but they give you shit for it and make you feel bad?
Thats a toxic MF trait.

24.09.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have nothing to say

24.09.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it worked out. I've seen your empire.

17.09.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guv will always be the one who was there every day when I went to work daily expecting to die during early covid.

17.09.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And Guv. Who can forget about The Guv?

17.09.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I dont check in here much.
I hate repetition minus addition.
We know epstein is awful.
We know chrump** is awful.
We know guns suck.

Thats about it except for Bix' epic music posts.

16.09.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck you, make me

15.09.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

13.09.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is fun to be able to drop an audible "fuck that guy" anytime I hear someone mention him right now in public. Hearing it a lot, I get around 😁

13.09.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are we allowed to say Charlie Kirk was a bad person and make light of his death or is that just for when good decent people die?

12.09.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like an unfollow list similar to those follow lists they pushed when we started. Seriously.

12.09.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For reasons, I watch a 9/11 documentary every year.
Doesnt make me feel good, but I feel like I did then.
Thats the point.

12.09.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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