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Watching the US and Russia become the modern Axis powers in real time is so depressing.

Holy shit, I found the end of a language course on duolingo. Guess I'm down to five languages I'm studying.

Boy, do I love sub sandwiches!

"I can shit in a box and mark it guaranteed" or whatever Tommy Boy said

Definitely go hand. Neck still looks trashy

It looks like it.

That cardigan is the best

Not to flex or nothin, but I'm eating bread that I made with butter that I made, and I'm never going back to store-bought

The historically famous bad guy built a bunker under a ballroom. The modern bad guy is doing the same thing. May he continue to follow in those historic footsteps all the way to their conclusion

As a millennial, I continuously try to increase my ability to survive when shit inevitably hits the fan. Like a *smart* millennial, I don't advertise what those abilities are. Y'all are on your own, unless we can trade goods and services. Are you prepared to go back to the barter system?

Girls love it when you fool of a Took!

I'm not so sure about this

Duolingo's Ukrainian lessons might be further left than I am

The administration is doing everything it can to have the World Cup and Olympics moved to another country at the last minute. ICE at the Superbowl because Bad Bunny is playing halftime? NO ONE is dumb enough to think the people being targeted have the money to attend. It is entirely scare tactics.

If you had told 20 year old me I'd be this numb to fascism taking over the country as I struggle to continue to make a living in our hellscape, I'd have told you that I'd already been saying fascism was here for several years and it makes sense I'd get tired eventually.

Remember when you were a kid and Walmart decimated the American manufacturing sector by using its size to demand prices too low to be made in America?

On October 20th, "World Vasectomy Day", Planned Parenthood of Kansas City will be offering free vasectomies to uninsured/underinsured men

I almost replied with "There can be only one!"

BEST HOROSCOPE EVER

I'll bite. I'm a pisces

I'd advise him against saying the quiet part out loud, but his supporters have been actively ignoring the obvious flaws this whole time

The more conservatives ignore the grindr overloads wherever their big thing is happening that weekend, the more I understand willful ignorance

Blub. The fish goes blub. The real question?

What the fox say?

Great job!

I feel like my elders did not adequately prepare me for just how much seeing the fads and fashions of my youth come back around would trigger an uncanny valley response in me. It's unnatural

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Because the administration is fascist, of course

Three days facebook-free

Happy 3²/4²/5² to those who celebrate!

"If the Dow drops 1,000 points in two days the President should be impeached immediately!" - Donald J Trump

Story of my life