Nick Semper Tyrannis

I'm assuming for Santa University.

That book title is a prank to get me to say "raw dog" to bookstore owners.

Without knowing the context, I agree.

White House Press Corps, take notes.

'Drop dead' is an underrated comeback. It's almost as good as 'Beat it, grandpa'.

pullin up to the monster mash like

Exclusive: Trump to talk affordability at McDonald's summit Axios

the white house twitter posting ai of mcdonald arches on white house

what are we even doing here

Taking someone's job and healthcare away in this economy is an act of violence.

If your manager says "You got a minute?" and leads you into a conference room with an HR rep, this should be reasonable grounds for self defense with no duty to retreat.

Photo of the San Onofre nuclear generating station. Two concrete half spheres with vents that look like nipples. It looks like a concrete pair of breasts.

picture of the Titty Nuclear Power Plant for the timeline

I don't know about this being a correct take. It could be bad for the wood chipper. Might void the maintenance agreement.

what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!

Quick, send him a jorts horse invite!

At the

They should invent an earring that has an airtag on it so I can figure out where my cat is hiding stuff.

YOU ARE NOT LOVING HER ENOUGH TERESA

An American electric outlet that caught the fuck on fire and melted. It's being held in a white hand. I'm white.

Happy Space Heater Dangerousness Awareness Month to all who celebrate.

A piece of a root of sweet potato that kinda looks like a shrimp.

Chat, did my garden grow a shrimp?

Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.

Grab a keytar, loser; we're starting a synth band called The Shatner-Elon Exchange.

To me, Waka Flocka's "For My Dawgs" has always been about the $1.50 hotdog and drink combo from Costco.

Happy anniversary to this gem 💀

In 2020 me & a bunch of people online were making jokes about antifa liberating the animals at the pdx zoo. I ended up even posting a live thread from the fake zoo riot including animal chants and all which resulted in this far right streamer calling the police 😂

The bitchest man in the world.

A Gmail inbox containing 25,555 messages and 362 drafts.

My Gmail isn't encrypted, but your secrets are safe with my ADHD.

Good.

bunny with a knife

no its going to be a good day OR ELSE

With a load of false hope, and a boatload of cope
We were riding the waves of Mamdani
The people got screwed, we were bones to be chewed
When the Dems of November caved early

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the district right on the Potomac
The senate up there, never gives us healthcare
When the Dems of November start folding

No idea. Maybe it just needed to shake off the cobwebs. This thing got me through high school.

I remember looking out the school bus window in the rain listening to emo songs and pretending I was the main character.

Remembering what songs are on here will be a trip.

Sony MZ-NH600D mini disc walkman playing a song by the aquabats. The screen is working properly.

Update: victory

It is playing, but something is up with the display. I'm gonna try a new battery.