@howardfox1.bsky.social
Comedy writer: “Comical Week in Review” column (2012 - 2020) Tolucan Times, LA, “Absurd Minute” WBAI Radio (2012 - 2020). Currently publishing personal humor essays/humor short stories on Substack. Beatles collector and Bob Hope fan.
To date, Chris Christie has eaten 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105 Pi's
Happy Pi day!
It feels like Pi day goes on forever.
For Pi day I'm going to watch the 3.14 Stooges.
He may not be athletic, but to this day, Donald Trump can throw ketchup like no other.
He may not be athletic, but to this day, Donald Trump can throw ketchup like no other.
Today is “Get Smart” actress Barbara Feldon’s 93rd birthday. But in my eyes she’ll forever be 99.
If you’re a follower or free subscriber, I hope you’ll consider upgrading to a paid subscriber. This will help offset the cost of my planned book of unpublished humor short stories.
Thanks in advance!
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As mentioned in my humor essay, one true worry is this war may embolden North Korea to cross the DMZ.
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If you’re a follower or free subscriber, I hope you’ll consider upgrading to a paid subscriber. This will help offset the cost of my planned book of unpublished humor short stories.
Thanks in advance!
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Thanks!
Today is “Get Smart” actress Barbara Feldon’s 93rd birthday. But in my eyes she’ll forever be 99.
It’s so hot in New York City, the Rockefeller Center Skating Rink has hired lifeguards.
It’s so hot in New York City, the Rockefeller Center Skating Rink has hired lifeguards.
My entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. **Any entries you may have please enter contest. Thanks!**
My entry for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. **Any entries you may have please enter contest. Thanks!**
As mentioned in my humor essay, one true worry is this war may embolden North Korea to cross the DMZ.
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
My wife says we need money, so she's selling my body to science. Now.
Reviews for “Shootout at the Tehran Corral”:
“One of your best pieces” - Gabe Abelson
“Fucking brilliant!” - Hugh McMillan
“I really enjoyed this read Howie. Didn't have to fake a laugh” - Eileen Kotler
“A great read” - Jacqueline Fretwell
If you enjoy my humor pieces published on Substack, either as a follower/free subscriber, I hope you’ll consider upgrading to a paid subscriber. It will help offset the expense of getting my book of humor short stories ready for publication.
Truth.
I reminded my wife, “You’ll lose 1 hr of sleep tonight.” She replied, “Even more when you fart under the blanket.”
You know you’re getting old when you wake up from a good night’s sleep and need a nap.
Enjoy my latest humor piece, “Sh**tout at the Tehran Corral.”
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
Reviews for “Shootout at the Tehran Corral”:
“One of your best pieces” - Gabe Abelson
“Fucking brilliant!” - Hugh McMillan
“I really enjoyed this read Howie. Didn't have to fake a laugh” - Eileen Kotler
“A great read” - Jacqueline Fretwell
Enjoy my latest humor piece, “Sh**tout at the Tehran Corral.”
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
I’m sick of the debate when it comes to the Oxford comma. I’m partial to the NYU comma.
My wife told me to get off my cell phone. I replied “Just a minute—I’m still on the toilet!”
Fingers crossed I have a winner.
Fingers crossed I have a winner.