Began writing a new personal humor essay for Substack. Look for it next week!
07.11.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Medicare Already?
Oy Vey!
Reviews for Medicare Already? Oy Vey!:
“Great talent” - John Shaw
“Really funny take on reality” - Moo
“Excellent one!” - LizM
“Great stuff Howie!” - Joe
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
07.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Medicare Already?
Oy Vey!
Reviews for Medicare Already? Oy Vey!:
“Great talent” - John Shaw
“Really funny take on reality” - Moo
“Excellent one!” - LizM
“Great stuff Howie!” - Joe
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
07.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
There’s no hiding. Your card will find you.
06.11.2025 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Last night’s democratic victories upset Donald Trump so much, an emergency call went out from the White House for ketchup.
05.11.2025 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Medicare Already?
Oy Vey!
Enjoy my latest humor piece, “Medicare Already? Oy vey!”:
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
05.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Last night’s democratic victories upset Donald Trump so much, an emergency call went out from the White House for ketchup.
05.11.2025 11:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I once went to see a theatrical production of Waiting for Godot. It was aptly titled because the actors never showed up.
05.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Joke’s on You | Howard Fox | Substack
Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more. Click to read The Joke’s on You, by Howard Fox, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
Check it out! It’s a good one. Here’s my entry for this week’s The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click on below image to view. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest*** Thanks!!
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
03.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I’m so happy! Just saw my first Hess Truck commercial!
04.11.2025 02:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I suggested to CVS that they add Candy Dots to their receipts..
04.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Joke’s on You | Howard Fox | Substack
Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more. Click to read The Joke’s on You, by Howard Fox, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
Check it out! It’s a good one. Here’s my entry for this week’s The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest. Click on below image to view. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest*** Thanks!!
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
03.11.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I officially declare the day after Halloween as smash your own pumpkin day.
01.11.2025 12:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If Jehovah Witnesses we’re smart, they’d choose Halloween to knock on doors.
01.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As a kid—when I went out for Halloween—I could easily tell which girls would grow up to be hookers, as they were the ones knocking on doors saying “tricks.”
31.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
My neighborhood MILF is offering to turn a trick on Halloween. Talk about a treat!
31.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Dropped from #82 to #91 today on Substack’s Rising in Humor chart.
I’m still grateful for this recognition by my subscribers and followers. Thank you!!
31.10.2025 12:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
As a kid—when I went out for Halloween—I could easily tell which girls would grow up to be hookers, as they were the ones knocking on doors saying “tricks.”
31.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
My neighborhood MILF is offering to turn a trick on Halloween. Talk about a treat!
31.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Tom Turkey Boycotts Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Breaking:
Reviews for “Tom Turkey Boycotts Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade”:
“Funny” - Mark Helfgott
“Excellent” - Debra Douglas
“Short and sweet” - Geoff Dale
29.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Just had an endoscopy: They found a license plate, tin can and fishing net.
30.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#PitDark #A #CSH #SFH #PT #SF #SFT #Moonium
A stolen, sentient Moon rock holds the key to Earth survival when a solar eclipse raises the dead in an Arkansas cemetery, filling an ancient, unforeseen prophesy, ushering humanity into a new age of planetary change.
30.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
I went from #37 to #82 on Substack’s Rising in Humor chart, yet somehow I’m above Dave Barry who’s at #91? (pats self on the back for this accomplishment).
30.10.2025 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yes, I know this it Little Richard.
29.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The face you make after you’ve dropped the soap in the prison shower.
29.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tom Turkey Boycotts Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Breaking:
Reviews for “Tom Turkey Boycotts Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade”:
“Funny” - Mark Helfgott
“Excellent” - Debra Douglas
“Short and sweet” - Geoff Dale
29.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
YouTube video by scaredketchup
5 Dead Presidents ROAST Donald Trump - Club Dead
Omg! This is hysterical!!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=fPmZ...
29.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Currently, #37 on Substack’s Rising in Humor chart!
I wish I knew how this works? Is it just likes, comments or new paid subscribers (or a combination) which contributes to placing someone on the chart?
But, whatever the reason(s), I thank you all for enjoying my comedy!
It truly means a lot!
29.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tom Turkey Boycotts Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Breaking:
My latest humor piece, “Tom Turkey Boycotts Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade”:
open.substack.com/pub/howardfo...
28.10.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#QuestPit #A #SF #Q #Scifi #Moonium
MOONIUM
Who is Dock Francis?
07.05.2025 06:13 — 👍 44 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0
I despise the way my mind works sometimes. I'm half idiot, half genius.
Stumbling forward. 🍁
Check out my link to see what I write on Substack
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Blue Peter Book of the Year author. Writes for children and adults, 60+ books translated into 30+ languages. Occasional ghost. Agents: Penny Holroyde and Andrew Lownie.
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Old-time monster movie fan. He/him. Vintage or cult film & TV, music, comics, gaming, etc.
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I am a actor/writer/director/indie-filmmaker/teacher/mom/wife. I love to travel and create interesting stories about African spirituality. 🚫No DMs
Associate Professor of Computer Science at Columbia University
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The ultimate biography and guide to Yoko Ono’s life and work.
Read the true story of the woman John Lennon loved.
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• The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Library
• The Beatles Gift Guide
• Acclaimed by Ono’s friends & colleagues
Writer. Author. Bond Fan.
CATCHING BULLETS - MEMOIRS OF A BOND FAN (Prelude by Barbara Broccoli)
WATCHING SKIES - STAR WARS SPIELBERG AND US
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DGA 1st Assistant Director for Film & TV. Represented by Jacqui Fincham at
Creative Media Management. UK based
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Award-winning writer of The Chronicles of Ara novels. Author and screenwriter. Producer of film and television. WGA member. PEN America member. Words are my weapons and I wear my passion on my sleeve. Lit rep: Scott Kaufman at Buchwald.
I like books, writing, and kindness. I don't like social heirarchies, aka bigotry.
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Book Reviewer | Book Blogger | Writer | Artist | Editor | 18+ only
Reads: Mostly BIPOC authors- all genres
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