Howard Fox

Here’s my latest The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest. Thanks!*** Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.

Here’s my latest The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest. Thanks!***

Here’s my latest The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest. Thanks!*** Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.

Here’s my latest The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest. Thanks!***

AOL announced that dial-up internet service will be discontinued on September 30th.

Kids today: “What’s dial-up?”
Parents: “Ever watch paint dry? Same thing.”

You know you’re getting old when you put on after shave and miss.

After being published 1-1/2 days ago on Substack, the engagement and views for my latest humor piece, “Joe the Ho” is running above average. If you haven’t read it yet, please find link below. Enjoy!

Howard Fox | Substack Wrote Comical Week in Review, a weekly topical joke column for the LA based Tolucan Times, as well as contributed to Julianna Forlano's "Abusrd Minute" segment for radio station WBAI in NYC.

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Joe the Ho A short piece about a friend with benefits.

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After being published 1-1/2 days ago on Substack, the engagement and views for my latest humor piece, “Joe the Ho” is running above average. If you haven’t read it yet, please find link below. Enjoy!

Joe the Ho A short piece about a friend with benefits.

Reviews for my new humor short story, Joe the Ho:

“You’re quite the storyteller my friend. Keep it up Howard.” - Geoff Dale via email

“Great stuff Howie.” - Joe via Substack

“Hysterical!” - Misty Beethoven via email

Joe the Ho A short piece about a friend with benefits.

Reviews for my new humor short story, Joe the Ho:

“You’re quite the storyteller my friend. Keep it up Howard.” - Geoff Dale via email

“Great stuff Howie.” - Joe via Substack

“Hysterical!” - Misty Beethoven via email

Joe the Ho A short piece about a friend with benefits.

My latest short story, “Joe the Ho.” Please leave comments and likes directly on bottom of story on Substack! Thanks in advance!

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I prefer these boobs over the ones at Fox News.

Joe the Ho A short piece about a friend with benefits.

My latest short story, “Joe the Ho.” Please leave comments and likes directly on bottom of story on Substack! Thanks in advance!

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MLB is calling up its first female umpire, for Saturday’s Marlins-Braves game. If all goes well she’ll see more balls than a gangbang.

MLB is calling up its first female umpire, for Saturday’s Marlins-Braves game. If all goes well she’ll see more balls than a gangbang.

As a kid, I always thought cursive writing meant using a lot of profanity.

I don’t know about you, but every time I’m near a horse, I start speaking to it like Mr. Ed.

You know you’re getting old when you fart and don’t know it.

You know you’re getting old when you fart and don’t know it.

Here’s my latest The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest. Thanks!*** Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.

Here’s my latest The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest. Thanks!***

Here’s my latest The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest. Thanks!*** Personal humor essays, comic short stories and more.

Here’s my latest The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest entry. ***If you have your own entry, do not leave it here. Please enter contest. Thanks!***

I was watching some silent comedies until I realized my TV was on mute.

Now that I have man boobs, I complain about underboob sweat as much as my wife.

Ironically, my imaginary friend thinks I’m fake.

After trying for a while to have a baby, my wife asked me to have my sperm tested. So I took her advice and got my neighbor pregnant.

My wife calls me “Hybrid” — Because my body is gassy and my personality is electric.

A New Jersey woman has been banned from all Walmarts for life after security cameras caught her entering the store wearing a dress, high heels and makeup.

Ironically, my imaginary friend thinks I’m fake.

After trying for a while to have a baby, my wife asked me to have my sperm tested. So I took her advice and got my neighbor pregnant.

My wife calls me “Hybrid” — Because my body is gassy and my personality is electric.