@captaintr00.bsky.social
Dad Gamer. Half Brother on Spotify. twitch.tv/CaptainTr00
You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
16.05.2025 02:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two new Spunk emotes for @captaintr00.bsky.social ! 💚 ❇️ 💚
They are such a hilarious set, I love them both so much LOL
Knot like us
02.04.2025 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
02.04.2025 14:06 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Hate when I’m straight jorkin it and the person at the deli counter calls security
14.03.2025 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one will care about this but Mr. McFeely of Speedy Delivery Service was the wizard supreme of our timeline.
10.03.2025 12:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Goat yoga is for submissives that like being dominated by domesticated wildlife
04.03.2025 03:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nordstrom Rack really missing the opportunity to have “Nice Rack” as their slogan
02.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching Nosferatu and I guess he doesn’t even say Bounce On It Crazy Style?????????
01.03.2025 04:28 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Love Is Blind Dave is probably the biggest loser in all of the show history and there are some mfs on this shit.
28.02.2025 14:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If they don’t make shrek look like shrek before this film releases, they will single-handedly bring Mayan mass sacrifices back in style.
28.02.2025 04:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s hard to believe ppl like RFK Jr, Trump, and Elon are even real. Everything feels so surreal - when will sanity be a thing again
22.02.2025 04:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The United States needs foreign intervention and help. We are watching in real time our safeguards, way of life, and structure be dismantled every day.
19.02.2025 23:50 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Me watching S2E4 of Severance: IRV IS MY MF GOAT RAHHHH
18.02.2025 22:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s been more plane related accidents this year than it seems there has been in a long time. 24 years to be exact, if I had to put a number on it.
18.02.2025 13:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0With our luck, science will probably successfully create a portal to block the incoming asteroid only for it be transported to some alien planet, devastate them, and they retaliate 😍
17.02.2025 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Actively producing my final shit of my 30th birthday. Bittersweet!
16.02.2025 03:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Here’s my next release:
distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
I’m looking for other independent musicians/artists on BlueSky 👀
What are we cooking up this year?
The NRA been awfully quiet ever since the dictatorship took power - weird, thought that was their whole schtick
13.02.2025 03:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need an AI version of Nandor singing the verse of Rain by Sleep Token.
12.02.2025 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
henlo m name britmay mehomes pls me hoosbin patricia is in jail need 500 vbucks release him
11.02.2025 05:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hope it was an honor to absolutely fall flat on their dumb faces in front of Trump at the Super Bowl. GG Patricia Hormones & Trinity Kelsey
11.02.2025 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey Rivals,
The first half of Season 1 is reaching its end with the second half set to kick off on February 21, 2025! Get ready to welcome two new Super Heroes to Marvel Rivals-The Thing and Human Torch.
Check out the details here >> marvelrivals.com/devdiaries/202...
I’ve never wanted Bane to make his appearance at a sporting event more than I have today.
09.02.2025 15:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro why? It’s so good!!!
09.02.2025 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i hate wicked fr (it sucks so much ( totally my opinion))
09.02.2025 02:10 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Kansas City has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by having Taylor Swift start as QB
08.02.2025 23:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You’re in luck - my ass is named case and you can bust in it.
08.02.2025 23:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh duck yeah it’s pooping time
08.02.2025 23:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
