Thinking about clinking the links in scam texts just to feel something

I know everyone clowns on Mr. Boone but if I could do a backflip I’d probably be even more insufferable about it than he is.

“But who will pay for it” has never been a solid argument for rejecting positive change no matter how many times people spout it. Our government spends trillions upon trillions with no regard for our debt. They clearly don’t have a spending issue

People love to say “correct me if I’m wrong” and then get mad when you correct them because they’re wrong.

cambodian spotted ✌️

I also think most people now think plastics leeching endocrine disruptors (like BPA) into food is the same as “microplastics” and I’m not sure that’s a fixable problem.

We don’t currently know whether microplastics have an important impact on health and that is very worthy of investigation but, I have to say, this the current discourse has many hallmarks of a health panic and I am not currently worrying about it.

I’m tired of people acting like the g in lasagna is silent. Pronounce it without the g. Go ahead. Say Lasana out loud and tell me the g is silent.

Fools.

Yall aren’t walking enough. Bring walking back. I just got up at 6:00 AM and walked 20 min to go get a coffee and I feel on top of the world.

TLDR: bring back journeys

“Bring back bullying” used to be a joke but now that we have nazi’s posting on main it doesn’t sound all that bad.

At least in the 20’s 30’s 40’s 50’s 60’s 70’s 80’s 90’s 00’s and 2010’s the government had the heart to lie to us about the evil shit they were doing

The worst part about America sucking so much ass is watching people fall head over heels for Chinese propaganda and calling it “unity”

The conservative approach to the leaky faucet that is American government was to throw a grenade at the sink and then blame Obama

The brig ICBM is crazy

Call me melatonin the way Mf’ers sleep on me

Sitting on the toilet thinking of new things to complain about on the internet.

Truly a blacksmith at his anvil.

I just got asked what I was thinking about because I looked “locked in” and it was how to make a bluesky post using googoo gaga

Whatever speed I’m driving is the right speed and if you are going faster or slower you are a danger to society

Mf’ers will say they’re “on a diet”whole time they just had a poor harvest

Nobody you know takes walks like I do. I got out of an 8am exam and instead of taking a bus home I went on a 3 mile walk because I was up anyways.

Also we should definitely start calling DEI by its full name not the acronym because that scares them. Same way they’ll never say “Black Lives Matter”, only BLM.

^in my limited and far from perfect opinion, as I am a middle class white dude in college.

Calling Trump’s hires “DEI hires” because they’re unqualified is contrary to the point you should be making in the first place, which is that DEI is designed specially so that the more qualified individuals are the one’s getting the roles, not the straight white man default.

Conversations around DEI enrage me because most of them are inherently in bad faith using the maggot definition of DEI, where as if you apply what DEI is to arguments they make, it’s even stupider than it already sounds.

Never forget that Shockwave (the transformer) once literally put a bunch of whales in a blender

Haters will see you enjoying a nice hot bath and say “this mf thinks he’s a soup”

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Why are you forcing them to clean

At least there’s less nazis