The Natidude

Don't be overhead.

Stay billable, my friends.

The national memory—such as it existed at all—is now devastatingly short.

People aren't saying this enough.

Childcare is in a state of market failure and has been for some time. Yet we keep pretending that’s going to change magically.

You'd never see me again.

What a fuckin loser

Def pull up Grok on your phone to have a good time at a party people will love it.

Can next week be a bye week too?

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

A movie that takes place where you're from.

Oh you son of a

Burn Hollywood burn,
I smell a riot goin on first you’re guilty now you’re gone,
Yeah I’ll check out a movie but it’ll take a black one to move me

Here comes Johnny Yen again

"The Janet"

"Gimme the Michael Jackson"

Imagine your opening insult being "you eat pussy."

Pastrami?

Phrenology is BACK!

This is how babies get lost or trod upon. Pick up your babies, please.

@notowenmeany.bsky.social I found your burner account.

They pulled an all-nighter changing instances of "Trump" to "Sleepy Joe Biden"

That's uncalled for!

“Why should I change my name, he’s the one who sucks.

This game is the worst bullshit America's pulled on Spain since "Remember the Maine."

Never a doubt they were going to blow this.

"The foundation is damn good actually"

MIDNIGHT HAMMER she wishes okay? It’s been a long day.