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Dolphin Pilot

@theamitie.bsky.social

Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ

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They had a scene one time at one of the most famous donut spots in Burbank and I laughed so hard

10.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Their white flags are no match for our bayonets!

10.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

In fact you might even say we just ate Uter and he’s in our stomachs right now!! Haha. Wait. Scratch that last one

10.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PRAY FOR MOJO

10.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect line, perfect delivery

10.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hehe yes once

10.03.2026 02:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Doing this in a thick Scottish accent is super impressive

10.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Bonjourrrrr you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!”

10.03.2026 02:31 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

“They say he carved it from a larger spoon.”

10.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And then they realized they were no longer little girls. They were... little women.

10.03.2026 02:27 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent

10.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Yabba dabba do! I like talking to you!”

10.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Been a while since we had a random Simpsons quote thread here, I’ll start

Good ol rock. Nothing beats it

10.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 32    🔁 1    💬 36    📌 1

This year’s are absolute garbage, I was agreeing with you

10.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also the airborne toxic event making everything go nuts for like a week and a half and everyone and everything going back to “normal” but normal doesn’t exist

10.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was gonna say these ones are the saving grace

10.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Have you seen the World Cup ones?

10.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s a joke in there somewhere, I’ll figure it out

10.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think you’re all missing the point, which is that he would agree with my political beliefs personally, and not yours

10.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He made that play like it was an election he wanted to rig for Trump

10.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m making a joke Sheryl

10.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Keep wasting your breath about things I didn’t say, you’ll feel better soon enough

09.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Switching from “what are YOU doing” to “well third party voters are to blame” is quite the goalpost shift

09.03.2026 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tres, the world’s most perfect boy, resting comfortably on some outdoor furniture in the shade. He is enjoying his life

Tres, the world’s most perfect boy, resting comfortably on some outdoor furniture in the shade. He is enjoying his life

Tres….. hi

09.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Tres standing on a couch behind some couch cushions

Tres standing on a couch behind some couch cushions

Hi tres

09.03.2026 22:40 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Tres hiding under bedsheets with interesting high contrast lighting

Tres hiding under bedsheets with interesting high contrast lighting

Hi tres

09.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

lol

09.03.2026 21:47 — 👍 59    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Excellent news

09.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, I mean going off line and protecting my neighbors from ICE, you twit

09.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0