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Dolphin Pilot

@theamitie.bsky.social

Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ

8,475 Followers  |  881 Following  |  31,057 Posts  |  Joined: 23.05.2023
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I wasn’t even done yet, chris Jones and Nnadi are both over 30 and played not great last year, and they haven’t drafted a good position player in 3 years. They’re desperate for win-now

09.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah very questionable signing with no wide receivers, offensive line trouble, and a defense that just traded away its best corner

09.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s fair

09.03.2026 16:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

… did you think the Vikings were gonna get him ?

09.03.2026 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What the hell

09.03.2026 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what I’m saying

09.03.2026 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Really loving half the responses being “no he wouldn’t. Get real” and “YES HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE THANK YOU”

09.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That movie was a lot more clever than I think people gave

09.03.2026 16:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am making a joke

09.03.2026 16:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

From: Johnbrown @ gmail dot com
To: HarpersFairy @ va dot gov

Hey can you give us your guns please

09.03.2026 16:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We all make mistakes on here, no hard feelings!

09.03.2026 15:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is a joke

09.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

What are you doing?

09.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes I was making a joke

09.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Building a community off of social media

09.03.2026 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

John Brown? What a hero. But if I were him, I probably would’ve asked the slave owners to stop owning slaves first

09.03.2026 15:13 — 👍 28    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Me: Do you think John Brown would accept the lesser of two evils?

Asshole: lol yes I do.

Me: Do you think John Brown would accept the lesser of two evils? Asshole: lol yes I do.

09.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 260    🔁 26    💬 13    📌 14

JOHN BROWN [today]: I don’t like what ICE is doing. I’m going to write my congressperson

09.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 63    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

If John Brown were alive today, he would say “you think we’re not ready for a revolution? I’m ready to vote right now”

09.03.2026 15:04 — 👍 73    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

If John brown were alive today, he would’ve voted for Kamala and then patiently waited for the next election before doing anything

09.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 238    🔁 18    💬 26    📌 4

You gotta be kidding me

09.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Stop eating my sesame cake

09.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 36    🔁 2    💬 10    📌 1

Hell yeah

09.03.2026 04:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Show us the feet

09.03.2026 04:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I took BG to check out a new office space someone was showing me.

BG: whew it stinks in here
Me: uh you mean you can smell a smell, she means she can smell
BG: no it smells bad, PEE-YOO

09.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Born too late for world wars
Born too early for the water wars
Born at the right time fur yet another oil war

09.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 141    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

Guy who gets paid 8 figures: actually it’s fine

09.03.2026 02:49 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Brent is crudemogging petrolgooners

08.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 122    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 0

Haven’t seen her in a while, she’s pretty pissed

09.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0