Dolphin Pilot

Dolphin Pilot

@theamitie.bsky.social

Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ

8,506 Followers 885 Following 31,199 Posts Joined May 2023
15 hours ago

*Picard voice*

COMPUTER. INDICA. BODY HIGH. CHILL.

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48 minutes ago

I’d like to be Rick

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1 day ago

between "spider-man and spongebob are the only US heroes" and "get ready for $200 a barrel" i am drawing the conclusion iran at least rhetorically really has us figured out

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1 hour ago

Her*

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1 hour ago

From the crude family

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2 hours ago

BG [attempting to read the word “tide”]: ………ti……… titty.

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2 hours ago

LIL MAN [when nibbles from zootopia 2 is on the screen]: that nibbles

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2 hours ago

Also Gil Hodges

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2 hours ago

Diane, hold my calls

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2 hours ago

Just found out it got pushed back to 2028 lol

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2 hours ago

Fast XI (2026)

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3 hours ago

He watched the video of Islam saying “two years in Dagestan will train you” and took that for real

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12 hours ago
YouTube
The Leftovers Season 2: Opening Credits (HBO) YouTube video by HBO

youtube.com/watch?v=rLSH...

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13 hours ago
andy daly in a brown suit with the caption “there all is aching”
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13 hours ago

“I did a dogshit job as an attorney. Now id love to do a dogshit job as a politician”

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14 hours ago

@jordanfreiman.bsky.social

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14 hours ago

Tilly Norwood: It’s Kinda Fucked Up They Made Me a Woman

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16 hours ago

Vesia drinks two Red Bulls before coming in

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16 hours ago

Landlord PAC eatin well tonight

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16 hours ago

Trans Rights or Eat Shit

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16 hours ago

It’s supposed to go IN the water, pal

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16 hours ago

Cool toy boat. Is it yours?

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16 hours ago

MOTHMAofSNARTH: I’m so sick of this white male entitlement to not be betrayed by your friends

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17 hours ago

Yes I am

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17 hours ago

Massive W for me (though he might’ve been laughing with)

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17 hours ago

By hulkamatt???

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17 hours ago

@moosebigelow.bsky.social check this shit out

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17 hours ago

Cultural W here

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19 hours ago
YouTube
Democrats Are Fighting Again HasanAbi Reacts YouTube video by Hasanabi Clips

found it - timestamp 33:16
youtu.be/ExZAKTTQ_sg?...

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