Dolphin Pilot

Him and Buff Blue Jays Guy should swap seats

Harper is one of the best postseason hitters of all-time. He has a career OPS of .986 and 17 homers in 57 games. Hes played in 13 series and slugged—slugged!—1.000 or higher in two of them. Who are you gonna replace him with ????

Good lord, Phillies fans are a pack of wild animals

He’d be a great mopup guy

Thanks

Dodgers could use a lefty power hitter off the bench

I think the blue jays record in postseason games is way better when this guy isn’t wearing a stupid shirt

It’s late October and you know what that means: time to make bad financial decisions

The man invested in the Mets when the wilpons owned them. This is not someone who understands money

Bill Maher makes sense as the party Harrison sketch where she gets sewed into a Garfield float at the Macy parade and says “that’s as much money as I’m ever gonna make and it’s never going to become more,” but also has to say something Islamophobic and sexist every 40 minutes or else he explodes

lol

This is Shohei’s personality too. He lives to rub things in

Remember when a dollar was worth a dollar? #oldguysrule

Handsome grandpa. Sorry to hear about your mom

Well this I didn’t know. But this just seems like boomer confusion which I’ve dealt with before… let me see if I can talk to her

Michael Rapaport: “yo yo yo mister Zooo-Iran mamdoonanny how about you go eat a slice a cheap cheese pizza like a real new yorka”

Everyone under the age of 30
And over the age of 45: “who the fuck is this guy?”

Lmfao

Yankees really thought

Listen, we all know cat poop is delicious

Tell your dogs not to eat cat poop today

Tres the terrier, the world’s most perfect boy, sitting cross legged on the couch

Anyway he’s fine now

Tres I think ate some cat poop last night because he started acting like he thought he was gonna die and then he just ralphed on his bed for 20 minutes and then felt fine. He at one point scratched at lil man’s door and when I opened it, he just sat on the carpet and wouldn’t move.

That’s me watching the giants let Buster posey run the show while the dodgers have a dynasty going

Yes that’s what you did

Giants fans made fun of Kershaw so much that the dodgers created the anti-Kershaw

He was my fave

Yoshi gonna be a dodger for a long long time

Grant how come you didn’t like this

Yoshi babyyyyy

lol