Lori

Da steh' ich nun, ich armer Tor, und bin so klug als wie zuvor

Wolves are real

Düsseldorf Airport has a schwebebahn!

And ponds and the parliament
Idk imagine you paint the same thing 20 times I would lose my mind

Monet loves his haystacks

I am so out of shape aiaiay

Getting up would simply be inhumane

How many cats are enough?
The answer is no

Just imagine how much corruption is going on with this shit - even if you know you’re being scammed a lot of people would go along out of desperation

I just found out that in Germany an agent that negotiates rentals and was hired by the landlord is not allowed to charge the tenants and can be fined for up to 25 grand if they do. So essentially those Worms were being payed by the landlord and on top of that tried to scam us under the table

If seen please do not approach these dangerous criminals

Life is good when you’re Covered with cats

Landlords are unpleasant little pests with a god complex

What are they good at exactly? Their self inflated opinion of themselves balances entirely on the fact that people have to suck up to them in order to survive

And then you have the nerve to ask for it in cash - I’m not buying it no matter how often you call me by my first name

Imagine your job is showing people houses for an afternoon and pocketing a grand each time. What is your contribution exactly? Opening the door and telling me where the bathroom is? Also why would I need to pay you’re helping the landlord not me

My hell is being stuck in Frillingen

Hairdresser just cut my ear like a piece of paper.
Other people have A phobia of dentists at this rate I will have haidressphobia

Hour 11 of train rides is always where I start staring into the void

I just had a really fun conversation on the train that ended with us exchanging numbers…
Meeting really cool people randomly feels unreal
That’s fairytale stuff

Imagine filing your nails on a train for 20 min straight

Looks dope! Is giving me some afterlife grim reaper vibes

Idk why this is so funny to me
Like a toilet but someone is confessing their sins rn
Please wait outside

Narrowly survived bird attack while carrying boxes

Sketch of Cthulhu drawn by Lovecraft (11 May 1934)

The death toll from tonight’s massacres in Gaza is nearing 100 people.

Lmao

Why are all psychiatries in Germany named after some biblical weirdo? What do you mean station Thomas, Gabriel or Augustinus

Great… now I have to sleep in the same room as him

Nooooo. What is your ringtone?