lex

surely there's a wikihow article

googling how to become a vampire

does not sound very ace to me ive gotta say

Bigfoot chilling by a pole. Followed by a screenshot of Jacob Wysocki giving his Smartypants presentation about why Bigfoot would be the best cryptid to blaze with and saying "He's the ultimate chiller."

he sure is

I don't have a house so this is a pretty safe bet

with that many 3 letter words im betting the house on old man being in there

gube

goated morning

it was so funny

thinking about the rhombic hectotriadiohedron

sometimes its really hard sometimes you know what theyre talking about its very hit or miss

idk how you would even do it but i wish there was a randomly generated endless version of catfishing i enjoy it a lot and feel like i learn a lot from it

You got a fucking free, fully furnished house and you're still complaining about not having a servant. I despise these people.

theres a bar near me that does insanely good korean nachos and mostly what ive learned is that nachos are the ideal food delivery mechanism

i feel like there are better pasta dishes you could do those rolls with if you wanted this just feels lazy

hbd

behold the apple

some buildings have floor maps on google, good for just generally navigating and also for emergencies

viktoria wrapped in a red blanket extremely grinning

julian bashir of star trek fame in really insane fully red surgical scrubs

viktoria just did a bashir cosplay (wrapped herself in a red blanket and said "the operation was a success")

in retrospect i guess it was inevitable there would be attempts to frame any pushback against tech as the same "annoying hippie lib busybody" stereotype the left has been getting hit with for decades

I got a good grade at streaming!!

Feldspar the cat sleeping

I love his little dracula fangs

this is one of those things where they just constantly say theyre going to do it to win votes and then never do

dont expect this to actually happen lol the mafia controls the construction companies and they get way too much from shipping to let this happen

Twitch Twitch is the world

www.twitch.tv/viktorionora

#birdbot

if you like cinnamon toast crunch theres something wrong with you

cinnamon life is the best cinnamon cereal and its not close

i think writhing on the floor is better than on the bed