Matt Owen mjowen174 - Bluesky Statics

“Matthew, Mark,Luke…and DUCK!”

06.03.2026 12:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Eh, you can lose the “We’re” from the “We’re now into the 7th day of the war”, BBC.

06.03.2026 12:14 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Casting call! Looking for a woman voice actor, 50+ who is versatile and a vocal chameleon / can play many different bit parts in an audio comedy.

We’re recording in London on 13th & 14th April. This is a paid opportunity. Actor does not need to be autistic!

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06.03.2026 09:30 — 👍 69 🔁 99 💬 7 📌 2

Five ways the Iran war could affect you - in charts With fuel and gas prices having risen in recent days, here are some ways the conflict could affect households.

Iranians should apologise to British consumers for being carpet bombed by a pair of lunatics www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

06.03.2026 11:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“In 2010 - no-one was injured”

06.03.2026 10:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🎶I’m Popeye the nasty fuck🎶

06.03.2026 10:09 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

Gerald Ford - where are you now?

06.03.2026 10:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If she was going to use Orwell, she should’ve gone with, “I’m here in the fields, I fought for my meals, I get my back into my living”.

06.03.2026 10:05 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Totally that. Pete Hegseth reminds of a school bully’s annoying pal.

06.03.2026 10:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

11 cans of Special Brew, 12 fig rolls and a Robochef.

06.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooof!

05.03.2026 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Join me in HOVE

05.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 18 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1

Kristi Noem Replaced By Annoying Wasp

05.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Perfectly reasonable

05.03.2026 19:23 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Be good if she wakes Pete Hegseth with a “click!”.

05.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Benson & Hedges zonal games await.

05.03.2026 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Designer dresses”

05.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Boooooooring

05.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Iran Warns U.S. Will 'Bitterly Regret' Sinking Iranian Ship "The U.S. has perpetrated an atrocity," said Iran's Foreign Minister, suggesting grave repercussions would follow.

Iran says the ship was doing naval exercises with India's navy when a US submarine sank it.

time.com/7382652/iran...

05.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 88 🔁 28 💬 6 📌 6

Big fan of Donald Trump thinking he can end a war like a cricket captain declaring and calling his batsman in.

05.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As terrible as Michael Vaughan?

05.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jacob Bethell has scored a hundred in all three formats of the international game, but has still to get off the mark in the John Player League.

05.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

WHY CAN’T STARMER PUT COUNTRY FIRST?

NOT LIKE THAT

05.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bantzzz

05.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lock up your daughter’s friends.

05.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ITV NEWS WAR WATCHDOG - oh no, Dubai flight prices have gone through the roof.

05.03.2026 18:56 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I wonder how many tRuMp sUpPorTeRs are being repatriated from Dubai.

05.03.2026 18:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Richard Keys has been repatriated.

05.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The reviews are in!

05.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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