What does the bloke on the left do for a living?
Proper, sweary tea
My reels are cluttered with people “doing” Benidorm. I’m not one to judge, but here am judging.
He’s such an old cunt.
The fact that Donald Trump is calling this war an “excursion” isn’t even mentioned tells you how used we are to his Dairylea brain.
COME ON
DO IT BEAGRIE
iM dOiN cHeTleNhAm aT bEdiNorM
Ha!
Just found out there’s a sPoOnS at Alicante Airport. oh m5.
He’d do some backflips between courses.
Where’s Peter Beagrie and Adrian Heath?
Imagine logging into your bank account and finding out it’s mine.
Peter approved copy.
Watched the cat documentary presented by a comedian on Channel 4 recently. Cat show people are just weird. Proper cat people are sound, and cats are the best. This is my opinion.
Just thinking about a world leader apologising for giving someone who knew Epstein a job, and a certain world leader who really couldn’t give a flying fuck at a doughnut.
Whenever I see a picture of famousers being famous together I always think of that passage from Danny Baker’s autobiography where he wonders whether celebrities hang out in a particular place all the time and how they get to know one another.
Currently constructing my Lego ‘Tommy Shoots Spider’ set.
My favourite Al Pacino performance was in ‘Scent Of An Oscar’.
Barry Morse - YUGE science guy.
Banging cocktail waitresses
Bosh. Top drawer.
RIFT
How will THIS affect oil prices.
So, Heat 2. Not sure what to make of that.
Hey, BBC - we know what you’re really thinking
Best of luck with this mate. Sounds great.
Just seen a betting ad with the strapline “LADISFACTION”. Pure helmets.
Meanwhile, over on another social media platform: “Back in the ‘80s, Zappa saw it coming and he tried to warn the people.” - not that old wanker.
