Matt Owen

Thank you kindly, Sarah.

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Totally. The best.

“YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT MY BRAIN LOOKS LIKE NOW”

Ha! I love that.

Yep. In the same boat here. Keep on keeping on, Sam.

Hahaha

Ah, bloody hell Sam.

It was so funny. I was with the same mate at the cricket when I pointed out George C Scott in front of us. Once again, problems keeping down fluid.

Anxiety is an awful thing. It manifests itself when you least expect it. We’re not materialistic, but it’s no fun scraping by on the bones of your arse.

Brilliant. I remember seeing the best lookalike in a pub, the American bloke from Fawlty Towers who kept demanding a “Goddamn Waldorf Salad”. I pointed it out to my mate and he spat his booze out.

It’s so horrible, innit. That nag-nag in the back of your mind. It comes and goes, mate - living from week to week isn’t as brilliant as they make out (!).

The line from “Cunt” which gets me was something about Nathan Barley, “dressed like a Japanese train guard”.

he looks like the guy in a sci-fi movie who gets infected by a deadly space virus but refuses to tell the rest of the crew

“Ash is a Goddamn shithouse”

Tom Jones and Gary Busey, earlier.

So much will be said about all this in the coming days, but IMO the biggest takeaway is that James Watt and Martin Dickie each pocketed more than the price BrewDog was eventually sold for, while 500 hardworking staff are now out of a job & 220k equity punks don't get a dime.

Absolute charlatans.

Pete Hegseth not keen on woke rules of engagement.

This was utterly ace. Lovely crowd of students, a gracious host and two fellow guest speakers, both in remission and full of vim and vigour.

“Have Iran agreed to adhere to this agreement Mr President?”

“Have Iran agreed to adhere to this timetable Mr President?”

ITV News has turned into War Watchdog, as someone advises viewers what kind of compensation travellers can claim if they have to cancel their “dream Dubai break”.

“No stupid rules of engagement” - a proper low-grade thinker.

Was it Dennis Hopper?

Drive-thru Hooters

Break a leg satirers!

Yes, this was utterly crap.

He gave it a lick that day at Lord’s.

Ah, yes - that knock was incredible, even by today’s turbocharged standards.

Totally this