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Matt Owen

@mjowen174.bsky.social

Writerer of things, Leg Spinner, Tool. "He's a relentless gag machine" - Al Murray.

4,077 Followers  |  1,507 Following  |  6,299 Posts  |  Joined: 24.09.2023  |  2.2749

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β€œTutankhamun - great pharaoh, YUGE gold mask, not as great as my restroom, pyramids are great, but not as great as Trump Tower”

13.10.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arse/Elbow

13.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you clean my bins out m5?

13.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
That being a text which reads:”c U iN sPoOnZ tOmMy”

That being a text which reads:”c U iN sPoOnZ tOmMy”

That being a text which reads: β€œc U iN sPoOnZ toMmY”

13.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The type of person who β€œdon’t like American comedy” you probably need to avoid. Permanently.

13.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s the greatest sitcom ever and why it’s The Larry Sanders Show.

13.10.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

YES SAM!

13.10.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck all

13.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ‘

13.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good.

13.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup πŸ‘

13.10.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, thank you for sharing this. It’s very thoughtful - so many people having a crap time of it at the moment, and I appreciate you doing this. CheersπŸ‘

13.10.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THEY’RE HERE PETE!

13.10.2025 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

Executive Razzle

12.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘πŸ‘

12.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

12.10.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! Overwhelmed, thank you excellent people for RT-ing this for me. You never know, huh?

12.10.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!

12.10.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you might’ve insulted him a little bit there.

12.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, mate πŸ‘πŸ‘

12.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha! Must be.

12.10.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bingo-bango.

12.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES

12.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww, cheers buddy.

12.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Horrible, innit.

12.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThose MAGA hats are turning your brains to mush”

12.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social really needs some work.
AI has had a very detrimental effect on his earnings this year.
ChatGTP doesn’t have bills to pay and doesn’t have to worry constantly.
Please repost far and wide because I don’t like to see β€˜Sad Matt’

12.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

I’d do a Crowdfunder but that’d be taking the piss.

12.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am limited to what proper work I can do by my disability.

12.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Up now πŸ‘

12.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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