Trump is the Insurrection.

a man in a suit is holding his finger to his forehead and says `` watching you '' . ALT: a man in a suit is holding his finger to his forehead and says `` watching you '' .

All fishermen at sea, I'm looking at you...

That much I can tell you.

Like nobody's ever seen before.

A lot of people are saying.

And who could have foreseen that voters didn't think the idea of Trump shit-bombing them was funny?

Two choices: to abide this unspeakable tackiness or to bask in the respect and adoration they'll get for whatever money/effort they put into untackying it.

a man in a suit and tie stands in a room ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a room

Everyone in the audience...

I'm looking

He is unaware that foreigners looking for a haven come here seeking asylum.

He thinks asylum-seekers are foreign criminals who have escaped from an asylum.

He edited out the part where he flies over and shits on everyone.

Only the pompadour of love is bigger than the expected exododus.

It's worse than that.

That collection of myths and threats does not keep them from doing bad things to others, it just helps them rationalize the bad things they are doing to others.

No kidding!

It's hard to imagine there is someone who would see eye to eye to eye to eye with that guy.

Why did they use a dead farmed fish for this?

It should have been a dead wild salmon.

Uh oh.

The guy talking to Trump did the Epstein "bend over laughing" thing in response to something Trump said.

To hell or not depends on the relative values of the drink.

If the one you took cost more than the one you paid for, hell it is, for theft.

On the other hand, if the drink you took cost less than the one you paid for, that's a charitable contribution, and you're heaven-bound.

That's because it's Trump brand peace.

Trump brand anything bears little resemblance to that thing.

“I don’t have any plans to call the Epstein ballroom after myself.” – Trump

Yes, give to the church so it can feed, house and provide medical care for its preacher, who tells us we MUST NOT let the government steal from us to provide food, housing and medical care for the poor.

You can really see the top of his diaper through his suit coat.

It forms a shelf at his waistline.

How embarassing.

Or is it emdiaperassing?

Let us pray!

Maybe there should be a Congressional Evangelical Committee that could evaluate legislation solely on whether or not it furthers the teachings of Christ. If so, they would give it a gold star, so all our so-called Christian legislators would know they should vote for it.

Her, that morning: Honey, does this big, wide belt make me look stupid?

Him: (Rolls eyes) No honey, you look just fine.

And he laughs as she walks out the door, confidently unaware of how stupid she looks.

Don't you think it's odd that MAGA Christians are fighting to keep our government from providing the type of aid that Jesus taught them to provide?

SNAP, Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security are programs that help relieve poverty, hunger and suffering, as Jesus taught, yet they refuse to see that

That's a PitchBot spoof, right?

Trump Announces Tariff Increase on Canada Over Reagan Ad Spat

The president doesn’t have a constitutional right to impose a tariff because he doesn’t like a foreign country’s TV ad. I know this doesn’t matter to the dictator in the White House, but I thought I’d point it out in case we ever start following the Constitution again.

Geinwashing

The intern architectural student who drew up those plans has nice tits, though.

It's another form of rape.

So, music to his ears is Whiteout to his lips?

WTF!!!???

Everyone else gets two weeks and farmers have to wait until next year?

That's messed up.

Well- A White House directive ordered the military event, and the vice president's office pushed back against California officials, arguing that no closure was needed and that the event posed no safety risk to the public. As usual the white house are a bunch of fucking morons.