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A vegetarian café in the deep blue SeaTac airport might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the din of a tense discussion about allergen statements, you can hear whisper that DEI is the reason that Portobello French dip is $24.

Kristi Noem’s firing could have a chilling effect on cabinet members’ ability to award nine-figure no-bid contracts to their cronies.

I've long felt that 'Wayne' as a middle name is a cursed name (e.g. 'John Wayne Gacy'). That McMullin doesn't even take a breath or pause between 'Mark' and the rest of it? Not a good sign.

Should we be asking about his browser history and the crawlspaces under his home?

Kristi Noem has learned her lesson.

by Susan Collins

Kristi Noem's DHS killed Americans, stole their property, deported the wrong people, siphoned taxpayer money to her political allies, defied court orders, and ferried her aide/lover on taxpayer-funded jets. To bring America together, Democrats must pledge to never prosecute her for any of this.

Corey Lewandowski to begin affair with Markwayne Mullin

Kristi Noem to join Harvard Institute of Politics

A gas station in deep blue Washington, DC might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But beneath the propulsive go-go strains of Chuck Brown, you can hear whispers that DEI, not the war in Iran, is the reason gas prices jumped 30 cents a gallon overnight.

Kristi Noem gave her political operative a no-bid contract worth $143,000,000 of taxpayer money to make Fox News ads starring her at Mt. Rushmore. We will be following this story on a daily basis if it turns out that Hunter Biden was involved.

We wanted to know who would prevail in the turbulent sea of wartime Iranian politics. So we talked to three Gen Z Persian-Americans at the Gucci Store in Beverly Hills.

Markwayne in the Membrane

Noem’s been tossed down Cypress Hill. Marky Markwayne’s too legit to quit. Reader, I haven’t seen a posse of clowns this insane since Dubya overtook Poppy back in the day

by Maureen Dowd

Bingo

Waiting on a friend has my all-time favorite sax solo from a non-jazz song. My second favorite comes from a song contains the lyrics “until I showed him my tattoo.” what is it?

Kristi Noem was handing out government contracts the right way

by Ezra Klein

Tattoo You

Constantly concerned Collins thought she was waiting on a lady in the general election until sexy Graham started up like Mick Jagger. Will his Nazi tats prove he’s not a slave to the BlueSky left and help him hang fire in November?

by Maureen Dowd

These numbers sound low to me

Polymarket to allow bets on the name of the new terrorist organization spawned by the war in Iran.

It’s time to arm the moderates in Iran.

There will be no more regime change wars. Instead we will fight wars in order to leave the regime unchanged.

by Donald Trump

Americans are tired of the government wasting their money on Medicaid and schools. They want it spent on security details for Stephen Miller, Tom Homan, and Kash Patel's girlfriend.

by J.D. Vance

Playbook | If Pete Hegseth cannot effectively manage America’s war in Iran, insiders expect President Trump will replace him with a weekday—or even a prime time—Fox News host.

(I like Mamdani and probably it's a sign of political skill that his enemies keep handing him political presents.)

And now, because they've played it up so much, Mamdani gets to take credit for it even though almost none if it has anything to do with who the mayor (or governor or president) is. The right has made it so easy for him!

Completely predictable. Major crime has been dropping for years and there was obviously a retail theft bubble. So dumb for the right to pin their hopes on "Mamdani is bad for crime" when anyone would have told you it would (keep) drop(ping).

Polls show that less than 40% of Americans support war with Iran. But in this Morning Joe greenroom, that percentage seems much higher.

Iran So Far Away

Trump's promising a new wave war, with no boots on the ground, and his fans will probably follow him into it like a flock of seagulls.

by Maureen Dowd

Why aren't the AI drones killing more people? Because they became too woke.

The woke liberal cucks at Anthropic cut us off from using Claude right before we were going to ask it to generate a reason why we're invading Iran.

by Pete Hegseth

Nobody Puts Bibi in the Corner

Donald Trump was once more Pat Buchanan than Patrick Swayze, but now he's in a dirty dance with Bibi Netanyahu, who's had the time of his life goading America into war. When they're done in Iran, Marco is hoping for a sequel called Havana Nights.

by Maureen Dowd

The real winner of both parties' Texas Senate primaries? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.