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Defunding public radio eliminates a warning system for natural disasters. Going forward, the government must reach rural red state residents by embedding emergency alerts in fake AI videos of immigrants committing crimes.

22.07.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 402    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

It's regrettable that Jeffrey Epstein abused so many young people, but Donald Trump had no way of knowing.

by Jim Jordan

22.07.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 507    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

The Obama video that Trump released was clearly AI. But should Americans be concerned that Obama has yet to deny that he was arrested in the Oval Office as "YMCA" played in the background?

22.07.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

A Third Way on genocide

22.07.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

X is reportedly censoring content related to the Epstein files in an effort to help Donald Trump quiet the controversy around his refusal to release the files. Now here's another article about the lack of intellectual diversity on BlueSky.

22.07.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2015    πŸ” 269    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 8

When Trump is talking about Epstein, why do his cabinet members always start talking about Putin? We asked three unvaccinated war criminals at the Vkusno & Tochka in Moscow.

22.07.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 640    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

In a series of confused remarks, the president seemed to suggest that the Supreme Court had immunized him from the long-term effects of venereal disease.

22.07.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 648    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

Could the entire Cabot/Coldplay saga be an elaborate shitlib psych ops to distract from the Epstein Files?

22.07.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

A Tesla diner in on LA's deep blue Santa Monica Boulevard might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the sounds of Coldplay, you can hear whispers that DEI is the reason the Iced Nitro Matcha is $6.50

22.07.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 424    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

If Donald Trump is found to have sexually abused young girls, would it be politically disqualifying? This youth pastor says no.

22.07.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1705    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 18

Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I saw Donald Trump's AI video of Barack Obama getting arrested in the Oval Office while "YMCA" played.

22.07.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

To embrace bipartisanship, Democrats must declare that Trump's sexually suggestive letter to Jeffrey Epstein is a fake news hoax created by James Comey, Barack Obama, and the Wall Street Journal.

22.07.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Why Jesus would have hated Medicaid.

by Mike Johnson

22.07.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 957    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

Opinion | AI can do everything that NPR and PBS ever did

21.07.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 2

Whether it’s Donald Trump deporting American citizens to Honduras or Benjamin Netanyahu supporting pogroms that kill American citizens in the West Bank, right wing populists everywhere have taken aim at American citizens

21.07.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 412    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

It's going to go back up after that Wall Street Journal article.

21.07.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump supporters believe that the world is controlled by a cabal of liberal pedophilic cannibals. What if they're right?

21.07.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 492    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 2

Young Turks has to be in the Top 50 Greatest Songs Not To Mention Their Own Title

21.07.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

That's true! Even Arthur's Theme manages to mention Arthur once and the St. Elmos Fire throws in a "St. Elmos Fire" at some point. Not many have the conviction not to mention the title at all.

21.07.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually don't like it that much but I really love early Rod. Maggie May, Mandolin Wind, and You Wear It Well are all genius.

21.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's what I don't get...if there really was more of a Trump-Epstein connection than previously known, eventually evidence would emerge. And if there wasn't one, eventually even the MAGA idiots would get bored with the story.

21.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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what the fuck is this shit

21.07.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4128    πŸ” 620    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 169

Every Picture Tells a Story

Some guys have all the luck. The young Turks at the Wall Street Journal scooped the Times with the story of Trump giving Epstein his love touch with a drawing of hot legs. Wake up, Maggie Haberman!

by Maureen Dowd

21.07.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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'The story was a real gift': How the WSJ Epstein report only fueled Trump’s base The Wall Street Journal’s report on a 2003 birthday letter from Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein may have backfired. The Morning Joe panel discuss, with The New York Times' Jeremy Peters pointing out t...

Make it stop

www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/...

21.07.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 873    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 12
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Putin Declares War on Trump 🎡 Underneath the bridge, tarp has sprung a leak. And the animals I've trapped, have all become my pets. And I'm livin' off of grass and the drippings from the ceilin' -Nirvana, "Something in the Way"

www.blueamp.co/p/putin-decl...

21.07.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

What Trump’s rampant criminality says about Democrats.

21.07.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1007    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3

The big winner in the Jeffrey Epstein scandal? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.

21.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 372    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

The absolute presidential immunity established in Trump v. United States should extend to every brush with pedophilia Trump and his advocates have had.

by Alan Dershowitz

21.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 973    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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How Trump’s personal aesthetic is redefining White House décor: 'I picked it all myself' President Donald Trump has his own personal aesthetic, evident in his makeover of the White House. 'It keeps my real estate juices flowing," he said.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

21.07.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 17
Republicans are ready to revive stalled health care legislation. Dems want the GOP to pay a price. Democrats aren't rushing to play ball with Republicans on a bipartisan health care package after passage of the president's megabill and spending cuts.

Democrats not wanting to raise taxes & health care costs for working people becomes them wanting to β€œpunish” Republicans

www.politico.com/news/2025/07...

21.07.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 407    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

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