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If Adolf Hitler flew in today, they’d send a limousine anyway. Parody. Merch: https://tinyurl.com/msjjmwpt

233,041 Followers 1,480 Following 8,822 Posts Joined Nov 2024
4 hours ago

Letting the market decide who gets a pardon is capitalism at its finest.

by Wall Street Journal Editorial Board.

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4 hours ago

A fire show in deep blue Hanalei Bay might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the pounding of traditional drums, you can hear whispers that DEI is the reason a Mai Tai costs $15.

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4 hours ago

Dems in Disarray

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10 hours ago

I voted for Trump because Kamala Harris campaigned with the neocon Liz Cheney. Here’s why I support the war in Iran.

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10 hours ago

Put the Strait of Hormuz on the blockchain.

by Andrew Yang

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10 hours ago

The real winner in NFL free agency? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.

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10 hours ago

What to do when your oncologist and your podcaster disagree about cancer treatment.

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10 hours ago

Iran is shutting down the Strait of Hormuz the right way.

by Ezra Klein

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20 hours ago

Like I always say…

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1 day ago

If they did, it would just help Republicans win the expectations game.

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1 day ago

I used to play Risk a lot in high-school. Here’s how many troops I think it will take to hold the Strait of Hormuz.

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1 day ago

Foreign policy experts say the war in Iran was not necessary. A guy who beats his wife and drinks four gin-and-tonics before lunch every day says that it was. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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1 day ago

If liberals think using fossil fuels is bad, then how come they don’t like higher gas prices?

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1 day ago
Preview
Big Oil Just Got Exactly What It Wanted From Trump YouTube video by Blue Amp Media | Cliff Schecter | Cliff's Edge

Big Oil Just Got Exactly What It Wanted From Trump

www.youtube.com/live/eahFh2t...

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1 day ago

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and gas is six dollars a gallon. But at least now they’re not tearing down a statue of a Confederate general that I’ve never heard of in a city that I’ve never been to.

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1 day ago

Pretti Pretti Pretti Good

Curb your enthusiasm for any change from Trump. While he plays Palestinian Chicken with Bibi—and black swan-eating RFK Jr. gets a pants tent for Cheryl Hines—he's shown Alex Pretti and Rene Good less respect in death than Larry showed Ida Funkhouser.

by Maureen Dowd

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1 day ago

Fox News and Newsmax anchors say that anyone who opposes the Trump/Netanyahu war in Iran is antisemitic. TikTok Groypers say that the war is part of a Jewish banking conspiracy to flood America with refugees. For busy right-wing extremists, it can be hard to know who to trust.

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1 day ago

Donnie’s Song

A troubled Trump keeps telling us “I’m alright” but his footloose trip to the danger zone in Iran has Americans leaving the GOP faster than Loggjns left Messina. Is it time for a heart to heart with voters?

by Maureen Dowd

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1 day ago

It’s not fair to say that the price of Trump’s warmongering is dead Arabs. It is also dead Persians, dead Ukrainians, and dead Americans.

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1 day ago

Donny Can You Hear Me?

Trump is more Tommy Tuberville than Tommy the Pinball Wizard, and when told of the Strait of Hormuz, he probably said the Who? The bad man behind red lies produced a new boss of Iran—same as the old boss. I'd say we won't get fooled again, but sadly we will.

by Maureen Dowd

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1 day ago

Adding gasoline price spikes to tariffs, healthcare cuts, ICE murders, and the Epstein cover-up threatens to drop Trump’s approval rating with Republicans below 95%.

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2 days ago

My focus group of angry swing voters made one thing clear: The clock is ticking for Donald Trump to either end the war in Iran or come up with a new batch of anti-trans ads.

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2 days ago

The Hunt | They jumped for joy at a modern farmhouse in the exurbs, but were disturbed by the 24/7 floodlights from the ICE detention center next door. They delighted in a downtown pied-à-terre but agreed it was a soft target for retaliatory Iranian terrorism. Which did they choose?

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2 days ago

The median American voter also cannot articulate a strategic objective in Iran, so Donald Trump's bumbling management of the war may ironically make him more relatable.

by Matthew Yglesias

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2 days ago

Times have been tough in this Ohio town since they closed the old money incinerating factory. So when Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth started spending $1 billion per day on a war with Iran, they finally had something to cheer about. But now the woke mob wants to take all that away.

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3 days ago
Preview
Pentagon’s $93B Spending Scandal & Trump’s Iran War — What Are They Hiding? 📱 YouTube video by Blue Amp Media | Cliff Schecter | Cliff's Edge

AMPED UP! "Pentagon’s $93B Spending Scandal & Trump’s Iran War—What Are They Hiding?

WATCH! www.youtube.com/live/12GN0-4...

Potential BREAKING NEWS on Epstein/Bill Barr + Hegseth's 139K on donuts (s*t, Boston Creams are costly), $22K on a Japanese Flute, 124K on ice cream machines: All Essentials!

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2 days ago

I took a semester of elementary Farsi at Brown. Here’s what I think the Iranian leadership is really saying…(1/23)

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2 days ago

Ayatollah plans pivot from fundamentalist Islam to affordability, entitlement reform.

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2 days ago

Why the new Ayatollah should go on Joe Rogan.

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2 days ago

The new Ayatollah’s use of the gender neutral term “Great Satanx” could cost him support among working class Iranians.

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