Magpie

i know the elden ring translation team was hype as fuck when they realized they could use the title of “POTentate” for the leader of the Jar village.

yeah i could go looking for new stuff to read…… orrrrrr i could go re-read that one fic that im obsessed with <3 hehe <3

you cant even write problematic fic about GREEK MYTHOLOGY anymore??? cant have shit in detroit come onnnnn greek myths??? cant have incest or rape in greek myths??? go outsideeeee

found a new fic i liked but then i looked at the author and its THE SAME GUY goddamn it.

the combo of Massive sad dad with ISSUES + Twink who was groomed by the government but will kill everyone just a WHIFF of that dilf dick just speaks to me…. 25 year age difference oughhhh tastyyyyyy

been in an endhawks mood lately but i read one (1) really good fic and now no other i find cant measure up to it…. theyre all missing that je ne sais quoi… that little extra umph… where are all the good fics hiding….

got out of work early cause i worked too good yesterday and there was nothing left to go lets fucking goooooo

i love how in bnha you see the todorokis and go “wow this is the worst family ever. it cant get worse than this.” only for the Himuras and Shigarakis both to hit you with canon incest.

yeah, the todorokis are Very mentally ill but Hey! At least theres no canon incest! singular W for the todorokis

in other words, a new guy has started working at the disability-aid company that visits me once a week. This guy is the first black guy my dog has had the chance to interact with one-on-one.

She warmed up to him pretty quick but its MORTIFYING to realize Oh God my dog is Racist.

one thing that you may not expect when you get a dog is that you have to teach them to Not be racist. people dont tell you that. you gotta teach your dog to not freak out meeting people with a different skin tone than theyre used to.

i havent had access to my money for like a week and wont for another and while it was okay at first, now im willing to kill someone for some fast food. i want something FRIED. i want something GREASY. Im doing a bank heist for my own money and getting mcdonalds on the way home.

cw hypno , incest
#morningstarcest #charcifer implied #radiostatic

Happy World Hypnotism Day!😵🎉 (jan 4)
I know it's for destigmatising - like dispelling the myth of mind control - but I couldn't resist making it kinky🤣

Relevant PSA: @helluvahypnoweek.bsky.social is coming in a month!!

sometimes you have to go a little bonkers in mspaint

gaming and digital art programs, as well as causal internet surfing. ill look into Zorrin though!!!

Lesbian honest, he’s for sure into the electrocution in the right context. He’s gonna be pissed ( huehuehue ) about his pants though.

[ CW : electrocution / piss / omorashi ]

Alastor needed a little nudge to get over his crippling pee shyness~

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[ #Alastor • #HazbinHotel • #Radiostatic (implied) • #KashArts ]

i just want windows to sell me a little box that isnt full of bloatware and AI bullshit. I dont wanna do fixes or hacking or jailbreaking i just want. computer. i dont wanna force anything. but tech world bad… mr microsoft wont give me little box.

two old men sloppy drunk falling asleep during a new years kiss

drawing character :)

drawing clothes on character :(

imma need that fuckin A/I bubble to pop soon cause my computer is dying but the parts for a new one costs 7 billion dollars and the software is basically unusable. i cant switch to linux man im not strong enough dont make me do it

I cant stop thinking about the piss gnomes post. THE tumblr Heritage post to me. It has it all. The wording, the subject, the punchline, the users immediately pissing on the poor. Iconic.

You can let me go onto e/t/s/y without supervision trustttt me i can be left alone with my wallet and an endless amount of shiny trinkets itll be fine. Im so trustworthy when it comes to not buying shiny little things.

Obsessed with him being like "You did the bare minimum accomodations for my comfort which means we are brothers in arms until the day I die" like what being a NEET does to a motherfucker

Obsessed with the fact that Vox got rejected by his crush so bad that 70 years later he straps himself to a nuke just to keep Alastor from winning. This is the peak of toxic yaoi. He was ready to kill everyone in that city just to make sure Alastor lost. Men will do anything but go to therapy 🙄

I need that old man put in situations and made to cry. They made him into a battery just to feed my objectification kink i swear to god.

Im no better than Vox cause if I had the chance to put Lucifer in a jar and give him a bad tickle I would too

hzbn discourse at the point where people argue for d€ath penalty. Good lord.

Doodle - She likes to bully him alot. #guitarqueen

“Omg Alastor would never be friends with Val” Yeah because Al would never do something he disliked in the moment to reach his greater goal at a later date. Alastor would never scheme or plan.
Do you all fucking hear yourselves?

his bottomest b*tch

(staticradio, S2E4 vibes)

#StaticRadio #RadioStatic #voxal