Giles SoMe

Like standing in the world best nightclub and wondering why some anonymous self promoter switched the lights back up , muttered and walked away

Does anyone else care that all the BlueSky academics whinge about a lack of interaction when most of them just rocked up late , sought followers and then just complained?

And that’ll be another 6000 foreign tourists, skilled workers or students who take note and won’t be visiting the US

The rest of the world will only benefit from the US’s steps backward

I rather fear that Reform councils will use this to push their “immigration is costing us” mantra

When that is exhausted as an excuse to their faithful , they’ll be after the next group of vulnerable people

Sure we all hope that Reform voters are not in anyway considered “vulnerable”

I’m no expert on fabrics and the cutting and fitting thereof but safe to assume that’s China’s finest and upside down

Just to be clear , I’m looking at the jacket , the Chinese would have no interest in Victoria Atkins except perhaps as a doorstop

Tax “protest tourists” , Manchester , Edinburgh and Liverpool have levies on people who visit for cultural and peaceful reasons

A £50 “pissing against a wall and breaking civil amenities “ charge would keep most of them at home glued to GB News

This of little use if you were to get your foot perhaps stuck in the sink or had mistakenly taken the door as the exit to platform 3 in Slough

Another privatisation failure, woke Britain gone mad!

Why put something so flawed and unchecked into the public domain?

You look like Brexiteers

Hopefully , the Europeans could once again show themselves to be above all that!

If branded and presented well it could shift the rather toxic argument that only already wealthy individuals are the “job creators and investors “ in a nation and so worthy of divisive tax breaks and disproportionate media coverage

An anvil tied to JD Vance

I think you’ll find the family paid for the additional “son of ….”

Isn’t he one of the “Middle Lidl” Facecloth-Scrap Ends , married into the Faeces-Moggs of “Waitrose-under-Yellow Label”

An administration with the skill set of a group of failed tv has-beens

A shit soap opera the rest of the world has to sit through, this isn’t going to be forgotten in a hurry

American Federation of Kitchen and Bathroom Cabinetmakers must have been round to Mar del
Lago with brown envelopes again

Next week it’ll be The Association of Gaudy Gold Wall Motif Printers asking for a tariff under yet another national emergency

I’d always imagined Jacob Rees-Mogg would drive a Range Rover or a Daimler

I appreciate the Telegraph has an overinflated view of its own outdated importance but it is just a newspaper, calling it a “civilisation “ really is stretching the point and Allister surely could get a part time job on Waitrose’s in-house magazine

Welcome back!

The moment when Lee Anderson’s jubilant appearance on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire “ turns to despair when he “Calls a Friend”

Another spectacular demonstration of the importance of scientific endeavour in an age when we shouldn’t even be having to justify its value

And that the Fields Medal sorted for this year

I think you missed pre -Musk’s ownership of Twitter

But unreasonable to be blaming Al Gore after all these years

Laurent Blanc in Manchester United home shirt

Laurent Blanc (Man Utd 2001-03)

Not so sure about that, certainly not “massively “

Are you sure it’s not a street lamp?

The rest of the Free World takes another step away from the bonfire

Lucky to have squeezed into that parking space considering all those migrants have two SUV’s each

Barkin’ FuckerWitts