Giles SoMe

“Casemiro’s finished”

Let’s be real , he was always the prime suspect , irrational to claim otherwise

Begs the question why stop at wolves when considering the reintroduction of apex predators in Scotland.
I’d be in favour of brief trial of a Bengal tiger, half a dozen polar bears and box of black widow spiders on Vance’s lawn for the next week or so

Or even by Fraser’s own myopic view of education, 80% of graduates are financially better off as a result of their qualifications leading to a more qualified workforce, higher tax revenues and a world leading university industry

Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump reach an early agreement

Tariff free import of a six pack of US bio ethanol in exchange for The Donbas, The Crimea, Estonia , Latvia, Lithuania, Finland and Poland, and promise further talks in the near future

Or , in a Hello exclusive

“Nick Candy and Holly Vallance decide to reset their relationship in a more honest fashion”

This is what happened when the ventriloquist left his dummy to try and do his work

Trump an absolute embarrassment on the global platform as ever

Rarely see the ventriloquist so far from his dummy

Right Said Fred’s new line up is going to really upset Reform’s gala dinner crowd

He looks that as Putin arrives, he’ll look 3’2” once Putin’s skinned him

Trump 6’3” , Putin 5’7”

There’s the Russian influence

Never seen a 6’3” man and one of 5’7” look quite so equal

Must be an effect of the light at northern altitudes or a few billion US$ and an election

It’ll be renamed “Freedom Ketchup” by executive order next week

YouTube video by RHINO Ramones - Bonzo Goes To Bitburg (Official Audio)

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Strange how things always come around once you’ve got an American president involved!

Probably bangs annoyingly in the wind and smells distinctly of dog piss as well !

And you will all wonder why the rest of the world will not buy your debt to prop up this tyrant

Gives away his own social responsibility with 3 months of Prime subscription, I’m told

Asking for a friend, shipping on charity rowers , any chance I can get this through Amazon?

It is, she “popped up” in my feed this morning ( Guardian) , not sure what I should read into that ( article - horrific)

I’m worrying about Telegraph and Mail readers picking up that feed and their wives or mistresses having to haul their limp bodies off the bath mat, bobble socks and all

A twat who can’t place his own lounger for a great view and forgot a table for his drink?

Or some twat who missed the “Love Island “ auditions??

Think they’d be happy with anyone under 6’ from what I read , not sure they’d want to put Andrea Jenkyns or Sarah Pochin in a difficult spot with a tape measure or a pat down

But allowed to return within 30 days as long as you’ve got a copy of the Daily Telegraph and proof of harassing anyone who doesn’t fit her ideas of humanity

Man couldn’t sell a brown shirt at a MAGA rally

Or she could invest in a new chain on the High St

I’m thinking of registering
“Narks and Genders”

“Catering for excessively rich bigots everywhere, promoted devoid of truth and respect in the Telegraph daily”

Or you could read and gather the facts?

Interesting in the current environment, which role do Murdoch, Trump and Musk fill lifting this up?

Like to think Murdoch gores Trump, gets stuck rutting with Musk until they both see their folly and live out their days in a Thiel funded paradise ruled by termites and dung beetles

Fat Chance!

The Lying, the Grift and the Boredom

Even the ‘QAnon Shaman’ has turned on Trump ‘F*** Donald Trump!’ the spear-wielding pardoned January 6 rioter, Jacob Angeli-Chansley said Wednesday

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I’ll bet £8.30 that Lee “The Sharpest “ Anderson and a Nigel “One More Riot in My Name” Farage both reuse this journalism to further a “cause”

Then the pleasure of the Express and Mail wetting themselves about the BBC and migrants in one column before imploding in a mess of tea cakes and hatred

Taking about Melania again