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I yell a bunch. It's all very confusing.

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a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a sad look on his face . ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a sad look on his face .
04.07.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a white rabbit is laying inside of a watermelon slice . ALT: a white rabbit is laying inside of a watermelon slice .
26.06.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want all public service announcements to adopt this format.

20.06.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Home. I have a furry escort that won't let me be more than five feet away.

Showering was awkward.

08.06.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm in the emergency row on this flight.

If I'm reading this right, I think I get a free door!

07.06.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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4 hrs to Iceland, then 9 hrs to home.

Also this plane is a sauna. I may perish of heatstroke. Over Iceland.

07.06.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Toy companies: "Should we design new toys with A.I.?"
That one company for 45 straight years:

07.06.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Twitchcon EU was outstanding.

Y'all are what makes it outstanding.

Also here is an incredibly suggestive massage parlor sign:

04.06.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love giraffe facts!

02.06.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell a soul.

But there would be signs.

01.06.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lovely meeting you, dude!

01.06.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Prince Albert: "Guys, I have an idea."

31.05.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me: "There's an entire department shop of Warhammer figurines in Rotterdam."
Her:

30.05.2025 07:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Check out these adorable beans

29.05.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Howdy (Needed an update!)

28.05.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Update!

Detroit airport is very long, and I had to run to get to the connecting AMS flight...

Which was just delayed for cleaning the plane.

28.05.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#TwitchConEU

Enroute!

28.05.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry and you're welcome.

06.05.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pixel been doing solid for me for several years. Great camera, reliable.

06.05.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May your ears ever be guarded from the Chaos parties, viewers.

04.05.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I would feel called out, but this is entirely true.

04.05.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is smiling with the words something sassy on her face . ALT: a woman is smiling with the words something sassy on her face .
29.04.2025 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pass-It-On event in Satisfactory:

Theme: "PG Movies and Under"

My entry:

29.04.2025 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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...nice, into an eventual NICE.

26.04.2025 13:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oops, all protesting.

19.04.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a sign that says no loafing on it next to a table ALT: a sign that says no loafing on it next to a table
19.04.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wolfsbane, Eater of Hair, Scourge of Hairties, Invader of Streams, Conquerer of Desks.

Pictured here, in pitched battle with the Sun (not pictured), to absorb all of its power.

13.04.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Initial testing of sky cars showing promise.

@projectzomboid.bsky.social

07.04.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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