Rex Masters

Haven’t started the 1935 tractor in 2 years, amazingly it started right up.

My kids were throwing scrabble tiles at each other all weekend.
I told them to stop because it’s all fun and games till someone loses an “I”.

Two Olympians were talking at the Olympics.

So are you a pole vaulter ?

No I’m a German

Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌

With all the millions Furs have spent there over the years it’s about time

With it being Valentines Day we are watching the 1980 classic Somewhere in Time.
It stars Jane Seymour and Christopher Reeve.
This movie has a huge cult following and has a con every year at the hotel where it was filmed.

A man was killed by a shark while honeymooning in Australia. Fortunately he did not suffer for long as he'd only been married for 4 days.

Awesome

Oh I so agree ! It’s absolutely thrilling

Watching the Olympics.
Man that Skeleton is a Bat Sh*t crazy sport.
Makes the titanium plate in my neck tingle every time I watch it.

That’s definitely a problem with it but it’s still a cute movie

Yes !

Sometimes life gets overwhelming for me, I wake up in the middle of the night and just stare at the ceiling, off into the empty void and life seems meaningless.

Then I remember the fandom, my fuzzy friends and I smile and suddenly all is right with me and my life.

Smile my friends and be fuzzy !

Tonight’s family movie is the romantic comedy You’ve Got Mail with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.
From 1998, it’s actually a remake of the 1940 movie The Shop Around the Corner starring Jimmy Stewart.
Both are really good movies.

I put in a Star Wars tape last night.

“Arrg, Ya matey, I might your father, Arrg!”

I think I got a pirated copy

I waved back at my neighbor for 5 minutes this morning till I realized she was just washing her windows

Yep, I met him at IFC a few years back

Seen on the door of a gynecologist.

“Always at Your Cervix”

I got scammed again, went to the store and bought a can of fly spray.
Used it all over myself and I still can’t fly

Have you ever been nice and asked the cashier at the market what their favorite candy bar is and then buy it for them ?

I love doing this !

(at the self checkout)

Do you know why women really like watching Curling 🥌 ?

It’s the only time they get to see a man using a broom 🧹

A brown beanie hat featuring embroidered fox artwork. The fox is curled up and sleeping, with its paws tucked under its head. It is surrounded by small plants and mushrooms.

Bringing the fox beanies to MCFC this week! 🦊

Those are so sweet !

At the Legume Growers Society meeting the guy who discovered the chick pea was giving an award for his work.

Unfortunately he had passed away so it was awarded Post Hummusly

I got a job at a paperless office, it well till I had to use the bathroom

I got my Shingles shot last week, this week I plan to get one for vinyl siding

I actually really liked the halftime show. It was quite clever and the choreography was excellent.
Much better than I expected.

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, comb my hair, brush my teeth, straighten my clothes and eat vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter ?

He didn’t have the hare fare

What’s the worst kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe!