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Miranda Johnson

@mstchick.bsky.social

Puerto Rican chef, crafter, and novelist from NJ. I love reading, writing, & crafting. FJL CF4L Fave TV: Bob's Burgers, MST3K/Rifftrax, Abbot Elementary, Resident Alien. Fave Movies: Moonstruck, Desk Set, How to Marry a Millionaire, & Encanto.

105 Followers  |  52 Following  |  293 Posts  |  Joined: 10.01.2025  |  2.0395

Latest posts by mstchick.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Well then...πŸ€­πŸ˜…πŸ€£

01.07.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8211    πŸ” 1318    πŸ’¬ 215    πŸ“Œ 54

Hey, there's no chance of it being shown in UK theaters, is there? Only I'm visiting the in-laws there in August and I'm gonna miss the show😞

26.06.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

May his ultimate fate be the one he deserves🀬

17.06.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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See, I would've said bubble gum with a Pepto Bisfall.

17.06.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.06.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I wanna see The Mads riff this parade. I know @frankconniff.bsky.social would have a field day.

14.06.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh say can you see, happy birthday to me!
What so proudly we hail, me me me me me me me...

14.06.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya know, I bet he does it tooπŸ™„πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ–•

14.06.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They should also be reminded that the "I was only following orders" excuse hasn't been acceptable since the Nuremburg Trials.

11.06.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🎡🎢 We didn't start the fire...🎢🎡

09.06.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The grammar is all over the place here. Who's being lit on fire, the cops, the cars or the people calling in?πŸ€”

09.06.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How interesting. Where in NYC can I find Bored Panda?πŸ€ͺ

09.06.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.06.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think we all know what kind of "tourists" are complainingπŸ™„ Stay your tacky ass home if you don't like the sound of the coqui. PR doesn't want youπŸ–• These are the same fools who complain when it rains at Disney World.πŸ™„

08.06.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup, meanwhile how many times in recent years has there been a mass shooting and the "good guys with guns" are so terrified they actually forget they're carrying? Like, they want everyone to think they're badass but time and again they prove they aren't.πŸ™„

08.06.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Perhaps if they stopped being Nazis. It didn't end well for most of them or their families in 1945 either.

07.06.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The glaringly obvious issue here is that this bastard and those running ICE don't see immigrants as people, especially if they have brown or black skin. I can't tell you how much it warms my heart hearing about neighborhoods coming together to drive ICE away.😍πŸ₯° πŸ–•πŸ§Š

08.06.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.

Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.

08.06.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 50331    πŸ” 12731    πŸ’¬ 868    πŸ“Œ 447

I'd be as respectful of him in death as he was in life.πŸ–•πŸ˜‘ And what do you mean IF? As much as his crazed fans want to believe he's a god, the tangerine nightmare is, in fact, mortal.

03.06.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Edd Rivera

02.06.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 8
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So nobody EXCEPT ICE was actually breaking the law. Yt folks need to stand up and start fighting for their rights because the rest of us are busy preparing for the inevitable.

01.06.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I noticed there wasn't a single man in that office. Would they have been so aggressive if there was? I doubt it.

01.06.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blue lives = Redcoats.
Facts: this is America, a country founded on cop killing.
"Against all enemies foreign & domestic" includes the President, Congress, the Supreme Court, & cops.
To be an American must swear an eternal hostility to tyranny & traitors.
They brought it upon themselves.
No mercy.

01.06.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Israeli land grab needs to stop. Fuck Israel. We need to stop funding them while they're doing this.

01.06.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This wouldn't be tolerated if it was any other country doing this but thanks to the fing Zionists screaming "antisemitism" any time anyone dares condemn Israel's atrocities, everyone's too afraid to say anything. F*ck Israel and fuck anyone who is ok with this.🀬

01.06.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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*sigh*πŸ™„πŸ‘‹

30.05.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'know what? I say let him have it. So we can park his ass right in the center like some kind of deranged minotaur.

05.05.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this Nerfherding?

05.05.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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