🎀 Nerdy Barbie 🧠

I love playful witty banter

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

Oh nooo your body really told you to have a seat sis! 😭 Get some rest girl!

Accidentally left my Kindle at home. Might have a panic attack.

I’m cooked, aren’t I Kenn? 😭

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Hey now, let’s not be dramatic

I’m mesmerized

I survived to tell the story sister 😂

OOP!! They normalize their toxic traits throughout their daughter’s childhood and then act confused when their daughter chooses partners with similar traits 😭

Hate is a strong word fren 🥹

Whole time, it’s probably him 😭😭😭

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We’re cooked sis! I’m shaking like a skrippa over here

😭😭😭😭 opened my 3rd eye

Venus & the moon in twilight 🌙

Sis I take RISKS 😭😭😭

God told me not to take advice from you 👀

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Sister I feel like you’re leading me in the wrong direction

I’m throwing some water in the mix now sis! 🤣😭

Sister that’s precisely the reason I’m doing it!! 😭😭 running on no sleep today AND we’re short staffed as HELL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I LOVEEEE 😍😍😍😍

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Plz make it stop 😭

I might come out of this one bald 🥹

(sadly)

“Is this safe?” I ask as I alternate sips between an energy drink and a coffee

A man just tried to flirt with me as I was walking out of work. Mind you, I just had one of the worst shifts of my nursing career.

Girl I’m in Louisiana, so I doubt it! 😭

🥰💗

Here we go! If I’m missing any, lmk.