shoutouts to women. gotta be my favourite gender fr
"wah wah wah i dont like beer cause it tastes bad" medicine doesn't have to taste good for it to work
my day 1 may have a wife now but has SHE ever sung Bohemian Rhapsody with him in the dorm showers? yeah i thought so
THIS IS MAMA!
mama...? THIS. IS. PAPA!!!
also when it's not eminem doing it
ugh!!! im too goated!!!!
one of these days my teeth will lose their fight against the nougat i'm trying to eat
hello cro
i love seals i just cant stand the fandom
what if we're wrong about carbon dating and the pyramids were built like 50 years ago
yall hearing but no ones listening
why is it Adam and Eve when it could be Anna and Eve
🤫 don't.
i know everything you're gonna
bro last night was a youtube video essay
"add onion powder to the dish"
you mean powder?
haha. just a glimpse into how onion my mind has become
meshuggah is tool for crackheads and tool is meshuggah for weed smokers but you don't give a fuck you don't listen to metal you don't know what that means. fuck you
>"instant" noodles
>takes at least 3 minutes to prepare
what a fucking scam
i am heavy boobies guy. and these... are my boobies
when my beautiful wife tells me "i love you so much" but i don't fw that diddy shit so i blow her skull smooth off
when that pussy so good you start going blind
mc ride if he was gay be like "i seen footage... of two men KISSING!"
anime filler episode music
sean combs? he dont even got that much hair
thats just loveslop. you only like it because you love it
fappy new year everygoon 🥳🥂
roses are red
violets are violet
spongebob makes burgers
squidward plays clarinet
