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I’m afraid that’s already passed.

💋

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"You better save the date, cunts,
because we're coming to
your hotel...first!"

18+ only || MDNI
Dead Dove || Darker themes
No Lewd on TL

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“Thanks. That’s certainly a party trick. So what did you have to do in life to end up as a lizard?” He lights a cigarette with the flame.

“Does anyone have a light?”

Is he drooling? Maybe.

“So a demon cannot enter a church, but an angel could correct?”

“Oh that’s just plain rude.”

“ @angel-of-life.bsky.social I was wondering something.”

“There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of fun. My apologies though, I fear it’s in my nature.”

“Ma’am! Why does this happen to me ?”

“Hi beloved.”

“I find that you’re plenty nice. I like my men a little rough.”

If you say so.
Thank you for your time and if there’s anything I can do for you before my leave let me know.

“Sir. Are you alright?”

“I’d like to switch the time I requested off to be from vacation to medical.”
He was so nervous putting this request in. He hadn’t meant to bother Asmodeus with it, but red tape is rather sticky.

“He must have some eyes.”
Evander thinks it’s kinda cute how his flirts aren’t hitting with the angel.
“You can tell when a demon is in a human disguise can’t you?”

“ it’s because Someone saw fit to bless you in the looks department. “

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"His name means "Who is Like God" and is one of the archangels. When Lucifer rebelled against God, the great strategist Michael was the one to defeat and trap Lucifer. He is well known for many other spectacular deeds, and to this day protects the Weak and punishes the Evil."

“I know it’s wrong to rizz up an angel, I’ll beg God for forgiveness later.”

“It must be very tiring work. At least you look good while doing it.”

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“How Heaven gets anything done I will never know.”