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01.03.2026 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mrstales.bsky.social
β’ The thinking person's crumpet π β’ Neurodivergent OCD fighter β’ 50 y/o bbw, poly, enm βΎοΈπ, bi-playful and demi, UK-based β’ https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff! β’ Sometimes nsfw. π
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01.03.2026 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beats me!
01.03.2026 02:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So frustrating, isn't it? π
01.03.2026 02:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lucky lady!
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Hot. Just so damn hot.
She does!
01.03.2026 00:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NGL: I love your asswedansday photos 17days ago, i cant stop wanking over your gorgeous ass
I do advise you to stop.
You must be terribly dehydrated by now.
NGL: You're too hot for a 50 year old woman π₯ππ€©
Yeah, well that will be perimenopause! π₯΅π
Seriously, though, thank you. I'm aiming to stay hot for as long as possible. I'm owed some sexy fun from my younger years and I intend to claim it!
Shame, they're my best bits!
28.02.2026 23:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0NGL: I have a massive crush on you and I love wanking myself off looking at your gorgeous body π
So I guess it's not my intelligence, sense of humour and flirty, dirty mind that you appreciate, right? π€¨
28.02.2026 23:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My lovely Anthony! You know that if we lived anywhere near each other, we'd be following that up...π
28.02.2026 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Dirty Love Fort?
Is this a more high class version of the Love Shack? π
Do you have a crush on anyone?
A random NGL!
The answer is yes, one or two people. But I don't think my crushes are reciprocated, plus - in at least one case - it could be complicated.
It's relatively rare that the people I fancy also fancy me! π
One more thing, Mrs T you are bloody incredible. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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28.02.2026 23:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Missed the poll but to me sexy isn't about size at all. My partner is certainly on the bigger/curvier end (but she's still pretty active) and it doesn't bother me at all. Would like to say that I find women of varying sizes, heights etc attractive.
28.02.2026 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm not especially fit but I'm lighter than almost anyone I've dated. Bbw aren't necessary prettier, but for me they are considerably sexier.
Some more NGLs on my bigger women question...
28.02.2026 23:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Buy some from Poundland!
28.02.2026 23:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Can sort that! Lol!
28.02.2026 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sexy!! X
28.02.2026 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oooh, that looks good!
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Be my guest!
It actually has a little tear in the lace on the other side...just enough to get you started...ππ
Host
Stripping
Sexy
A shot of a pale-skinned brunette woman (me!) in a black lacy basque. You can't see her face. She's standing in front of a mirror. You can see most of her body (side-on) in the reflection. In the foreground are her amazing, enormous breasts and deep cleavage. They look absolutely delectable and are barely held in by the lace cups and central crisscross slut straps. Big girl deliciousness perfection!
Well, I thought it would be mean to make you wait until #TittyTuesday ...
28.02.2026 21:54 β π 44 π 0 π¬ 7 π 0
I have a sexy little assignation today/tonight but in the meantime, I have a mission for those gentlemen cool enough to accept it...
Photos of your eyes, please, wearing guyliner.
I do find it ever so sexy... ππ₯΅
Don't let me down! π
Overjoyed at the Gorton by-election result! Always an occasion to celebrate when the far right doesn't get in, and when a person with a normal job from a normal background does. We need more of "us" in parliament and fewer of "them".
27.02.2026 12:47 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0A picture of Reform suffering a massive loss because they are bigoted shits that only care about making themselves rich.
Matt looking like not only has he lost what Nigel promised he'd win, but he's just remembered the radiator needs bleeding and he can't remember what you do.
27.02.2026 11:31 β π 197 π 28 π¬ 15 π 1
I wish!
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If I had a gym fit body I'd still find you the most gorgeous woman on Earth. Whether I could begin to love myself is an entirely different matter.
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26.02.2026 22:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am far from gym fit, but love curvy ladies, and love wanking over your gorgeous body π
Thanks, I think...happy to be of service!
26.02.2026 22:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you so much!
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