@mrstales.bsky.social
• The thinking person's crumpet 😘 • Neurodivergent OCD fighter • 50 y/o bbw, poly, enm ♾️🍍, bi-playful and demi, UK-based • https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff! • Sometimes nsfw. 🔞
Looking so good! Xx
Oi! I can hear you both, y'know! 🤣🤣
Apologies for radio silence.
Got some health stuff going on and fighting my anxiety.
From you, Mr Chips, one of your wonderful kisses please...
More than one if you think I've been a Very Good Girl....
Temptation...
Oh my word! Hello little Toast! X
❤️🔥
I agree! Come over here! Xx
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I wonder if I should start carrying around a small bottle of sugar water, just in case I come across any exhausted bees..? 🤔
I love bees! They are just the fuzziest and the best.
The other summer we had a nest of them in the lawn (I don't know what type they were, but they were definitely bees) and watching them hover over and then disappear down the hole like tiny helicopters brought me disproportionate amounts of joy.
I have stuff to do.
I have procrastinated all day.
If I go away and do the stuff now, what will you reward me with later this evening when I'm home alone and bored? Hmm?
Jumping on the bandwagon - be kind! 🙈
Feeling sexy & seductive this morning.
Channelling intensity, eye contact, skin-on-skin, aching desire & slow, passionate love-making...
Real connection.
Trying to come up with a playlist to reflect this. So far I've got Teddy Swims - Lose Control & Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
Suggestions pls?
Was great fun - Helen Mirren was there!! And Fearne Cotton and Golda Rosheuvel.
May never view spaghetti the same way again.
Or Bigfoot.
"If you have to lie to preserve a relationship, the relationship is already dead. You're just doing some necromancy on the corpse." @drlizpowell.bsky.social
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Here's a rock on Mars photographed yesterday.
Yes, very entertaining!
On the train home now.
I doubt the French is up to the standards of the Académie Française! 😄
Je suis sur le train en route à Londres pour un spectacle au sujet de sex.
Sacré bleu!!! 🙈😄
I take it that there's little point in begging for mercy? 😏
Sorry to have to remind you, but you had my titties at the weekend...
#TittyTuesday
Wow! 😍
I finally told my wife about my other wife.
She said it was big of me.
“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil" ~ Michele Serra, Italian journalist
This thread is an incredible catalog and history of moral panics in the early 20th century.
The dumbasses of the day were terrified about *checks notes* kids reading books at bed time.
And it just gets more wacky from there.
I've not watched the rest of it yet...disappointed to know I'm wrong though!
#nospoilersplease
