Mrs Tales

Feeling sexy & seductive this morning.

Channelling intensity, eye contact, skin-on-skin, aching desire & slow, passionate love-making...

Real connection.

Trying to come up with a playlist to reflect this. So far I've got Teddy Swims - Lose Control & Chris Isaak - Wicked Game

Suggestions pls?

Was great fun - Helen Mirren was there!! And Fearne Cotton and Golda Rosheuvel.

May never view spaghetti the same way again.

Or Bigfoot.

"If you have to lie to preserve a relationship, the relationship is already dead. You're just doing some necromancy on the corpse." @drlizpowell.bsky.social

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A jagged, dusty rock sticking out of warmer-coloured sand. Illumination is from the left.

Here's a rock on Mars photographed yesterday.

This is where I went tonight...

www.royalalberthall.com/tickets/even...

Yes, very entertaining!

On the train home now.

I doubt the French is up to the standards of the Académie Française! 😄

Je suis sur le train en route à Londres pour un spectacle au sujet de sex.

Sacré bleu!!! 🙈😄

a sign that says " the truth is out there " with mountains in the background ALT: a sign that says " the truth is out there " with mountains in the background

Watching s1 ep1 of the X Files like it's 1993 again...

I take it that there's little point in begging for mercy? 😏

Sorry to have to remind you, but you had my titties at the weekend...

#TittyTuesday

Wow! 😍

I finally told my wife about my other wife.

She said it was big of me.

“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil" ~ Michele Serra, Italian journalist

This thread is an incredible catalog and history of moral panics in the early 20th century.

The dumbasses of the day were terrified about *checks notes* kids reading books at bed time.

And it just gets more wacky from there.

I've not watched the rest of it yet...disappointed to know I'm wrong though!
#nospoilersplease

Her father will have married her mother in secret. Maybe her necklace will be the key to unlocking the truth...

🙏

I'm so sorry, Jack x

As a psychologist, I’ve seen that polyamory doesn’t fix relationships – it reveals them | Carly Dober The success of any relationship hinges on the same pillars of trust, respect, honesty and shared values. Polyamory simply tests their integrity daily

As a psychologist, I’ve seen that polyamory doesn’t fix relationships – it reveals them | Carly Dober

Hello Ghost. I can assure you that you are exquisitely sexy. I wish I had your body! But I understand all too well that sometimes the brain convinces us of untruths.
I hope you get back to feeling more yourself soon. X

Oh, don't worry about that! I didn't even notice. 😊 x

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Beats me!

So frustrating, isn't it? 😔

Lucky lady!

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Hot. Just so damn hot.

She does!

NGL: I love your asswedansday photos 17days ago, i cant stop wanking over your gorgeous ass

I do advise you to stop.

You must be terribly dehydrated by now.

NGL: You're too hot for a 50 year old woman 🔥😍🤩

Yeah, well that will be perimenopause! 🥵😄

Seriously, though, thank you. I'm aiming to stay hot for as long as possible. I'm owed some sexy fun from my younger years and I intend to claim it!