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Mrs Tales

@mrstales.bsky.social

β€’ The thinking person's crumpet 😘 β€’ Neurodivergent OCD fighter β€’ 50 y/o bbw, poly, enm β™ΎοΈπŸ, bi-playful and demi, UK-based β€’ https://linktr.ee/MrsTales - for my NGL and other stuff! β€’ Sometimes nsfw. πŸ”ž

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01.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beats me!

01.03.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So frustrating, isn't it? πŸ˜”

01.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky lady!

01.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

Hot. Just so damn hot.

01.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She does!

01.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NGL:
I love your asswedansday
photos 17days ago, i cant stop
wanking over your gorgeous
ass

NGL: I love your asswedansday photos 17days ago, i cant stop wanking over your gorgeous ass

I do advise you to stop.

You must be terribly dehydrated by now.

01.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
NGL: You're too hot for a 50 year old woman πŸ”₯😍🀩

NGL: You're too hot for a 50 year old woman πŸ”₯😍🀩

Yeah, well that will be perimenopause! πŸ₯΅πŸ˜„

Seriously, though, thank you. I'm aiming to stay hot for as long as possible. I'm owed some sexy fun from my younger years and I intend to claim it!

28.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shame, they're my best bits!

28.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NGL: I have a massive crush on you and I love wanking myself off looking at your gorgeous body 😈

NGL: I have a massive crush on you and I love wanking myself off looking at your gorgeous body 😈

So I guess it's not my intelligence, sense of humour and flirty, dirty mind that you appreciate, right? 🀨

28.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My lovely Anthony! You know that if we lived anywhere near each other, we'd be following that up...😘

28.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a group of people are dancing in a restaurant with the words love shack that 's where it 's at ALT: a group of people are dancing in a restaurant with the words love shack that 's where it 's at

Dirty Love Fort?

Is this a more high class version of the Love Shack? πŸ˜„

28.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Do you have a crush on anyone?

Do you have a crush on anyone?

A random NGL!

The answer is yes, one or two people. But I don't think my crushes are reciprocated, plus - in at least one case - it could be complicated.

It's relatively rare that the people I fancy also fancy me! 😏

28.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
One more thing, Mrs T you are bloody incredible.  Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

One more thing, Mrs T you are bloody incredible. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

πŸ₯°πŸ˜˜

28.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Missed the poll but to me sexy isn't about size at all. My partner is certainly on the bigger/curvier end (but she's still pretty active) and it doesn't bother me at all.
Would like to say that I find women of varying sizes, heights etc attractive.

Missed the poll but to me sexy isn't about size at all. My partner is certainly on the bigger/curvier end (but she's still pretty active) and it doesn't bother me at all. Would like to say that I find women of varying sizes, heights etc attractive.

28.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
I'm not especially fit but I'm lighter than almost anyone I've dated. Bbw aren't necessary prettier, but for me they are considerably sexier.

I'm not especially fit but I'm lighter than almost anyone I've dated. Bbw aren't necessary prettier, but for me they are considerably sexier.

Some more NGLs on my bigger women question...

28.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Buy some from Poundland!

28.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Can sort that! Lol!

28.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sexy!! X

28.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh, that looks good!

28.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be my guest!

It actually has a little tear in the lace on the other side...just enough to get you started...πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ˆ

28.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Host
Stripping
Sexy

28.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
A shot of a pale-skinned brunette woman (me!) in a black lacy basque. You can't see her face. She's standing in front of a mirror. You can see most of her body (side-on) in the reflection. 
In the foreground are her amazing, enormous breasts and deep cleavage. They look absolutely delectable and are barely held in by the lace cups and central crisscross  slut straps.

Big girl deliciousness perfection!

A shot of a pale-skinned brunette woman (me!) in a black lacy basque. You can't see her face. She's standing in front of a mirror. You can see most of her body (side-on) in the reflection. In the foreground are her amazing, enormous breasts and deep cleavage. They look absolutely delectable and are barely held in by the lace cups and central crisscross slut straps. Big girl deliciousness perfection!

Well, I thought it would be mean to make you wait until #TittyTuesday ...

28.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a sexy little assignation today/tonight but in the meantime, I have a mission for those gentlemen cool enough to accept it...

Photos of your eyes, please, wearing guyliner.

I do find it ever so sexy... 😍πŸ₯΅

Don't let me down! 😘

27.02.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Overjoyed at the Gorton by-election result! Always an occasion to celebrate when the far right doesn't get in, and when a person with a normal job from a normal background does. We need more of "us" in parliament and fewer of "them".

27.02.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Reform suffering a massive loss because they are bigoted  shits that only care about making themselves rich.

A picture of Reform suffering a massive loss because they are bigoted shits that only care about making themselves rich.

Matt looking like not only has he lost what Nigel promised he'd win, but he's just remembered the radiator needs bleeding and he can't remember what you do.

27.02.2026 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

I wish!
πŸ™Œ

26.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
If I had a gym fit body I'd still find you the most gorgeous woman on Earth.
Whether I could begin to love myself is an entirely different matter.

If I had a gym fit body I'd still find you the most gorgeous woman on Earth. Whether I could begin to love myself is an entirely different matter.

β€οΈπŸ«‚

26.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I am far from gym fit, but love curvy ladies, and love wanking over your gorgeous body 😈

I am far from gym fit, but love curvy ladies, and love wanking over your gorgeous body 😈

Thanks, I think...happy to be of service!

26.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!

26.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0