Bored Jake

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October!

If it's labeled Graphic Media, I'm not seeing it.

(Took me a sec to read cuz my brain saw "Fellas, iabel..." and I'm like "who? Finish reading or no?" cuz I get tired of hearing about not-my-celebrities and try to filter 🤣)

Monochrome Monday

Quote post with the X-Men comic that came out the month you were born.

Fifty cents!

Robbed! How to express outrage without spoilers! Argh 🤬

(Re: Crowd Control: Tiny Celebrity on Dropout.tv)

If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

Fat hairy guy laying in the bathtub

A very wet #scs

His cat has started aggressively attempting a thing so she can do activities she is not allowed (such as get out of the house). Trying hard turned into try-hard turned into sweaty 🤣

"Your cat's fuckin' sweaty, bro."
-Me to my son

Fat guy, backwards hat, pink tee, dick out

My bi😘monthly #fcf contribution lol

I missed it 😭

What's your flavor? Where do you read? (Also noting to myself that you did not ask for recs for either 🤐)

"All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl" sounds hilarious 😂 I don't want to watch it, but the title itself is art 🤣

"He fell first," in the most monotone, factual, non-attack voice ever.

Tried to upload today and bsky just won't let me. Fuck it 🤷

I have now heard this twice in 7 days. However, the second one said "everything from soup to nuts," which was more understandable

Top down laying nude belly pic with penis covered by "penis (wink-kiss emoji)"

Waist up laying belly pic insinuating the viewer is fellating

Tummy Tuesday

#tummytuesday

Wtf does "soup to nuts" even mean? 🤣

Congrats to Jeremy Culhane!

This is hilarious

This. It seems like they are both well within their rights to do and say as they did. SW: This is what worked for me and I now endorse them. JJ: Remain vigilant when ppl you like tell you things.
Not controversial at all and I appreciate them both.

Penis

Good morning (wood) to this Fat Cock Friday #fcf

Kitten holding hind legs while sleeping

Why are we holding our legs like that?

This looked like they were telling him about the second plane

✌️🤝

What music app do you recommend listening to that is giving the best payout to artists?

I wanted to add "that I haven't heard of," but you don't know what rock I live under

Big girthy cucumber in hand

Big girthy cucumber on forearm

Don't do it. Don't even think about it 🥒

Sister Hazel

Decided one button higher looked better

Got places to go tonight... and a little extra flex 💪😜