Mercenary Bastard

It smokes every motherfucker in the room

Terry Bogard pulls down his hat with a fingerless gloved hand, while flexing a beefy arm with hand tucked in his pockets. the sun is settling softly in the corner // Fatal Fury 2 for Neo Geo AES, photography on CRT TV

Frame #14250 from S03 -E06 - Suckling Pig-628418

Time to bring this back

and for my next trick i will make my head come out the other side of this wall

a "who ate all the pussy" style shirt that says "who shot all the hostages" would be fun to wear in the 2-5 year periods where it wouldn't be mistaken for relating to an event that occurs

That shit gonna look crazy next to your uncle's Violator figure

can you imagine how much fuckin money macfarlane toys is gonna make off absolute joker if that's actually what he looks like

this is just like roman coliseum, 38k of my loyal fans are all here to witness me jack off and finish before a dozen lions tear me apart

Something to say before zipping up yer chinos

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

In some ways this is the government now

BREAKING: In last-minute pledge, New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani pledges to REPLACE the Wall Street Bull with an 20 foot tall bronze statue of Uma Musume "GOLD SHIP"

please god send me a sign a metal sign decapitate me with the sign

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

Victor whispers in my ear that if I crush the enemy team into dog treats he'll let me ride his shit bareback and I go into a fugue state

spigot in space

now available for your great pleasure

bonequest.com/video/

youtube has started removing bonequest videos for unknown reasons (probably automation gone wrong) so we've archived everything in one place, plus some stuff from our own personal dogshit corpus

the original cover art to halo reach in 16:9, with NOBLE team walking amidst a decripit landscape, but heavily altered via Secret Boocanan FX to create a hot pink & white solarize effect, as the sunset behind them now burns like hell against a black background above the visual the word REMEMBER appears in a tracked out serif font, and below the visual rests a succession of altered logos: - the Bungie logo, edited to say 'Gubbie' - the Halo Reach logo, edited to say WYGD Reach - the Microsoft Games logo now edited to say Scrotegang Game Studios

old work for @scrote.gay:

WHEN YOU GET DRAFTED: REACH (2024)

digital poster for internal series of Legendary Campaign/Deathmatch sessions

with apologies to Bungie & Xbox Game Studios (formerly Microsoft Game Studios)

why bother even wiping anymore what's the fucking point

just found out my wife of 20 years was actually a series of shitposts i imagined

(halo announcer voice) oomftacular

Alex says "I'm gonna give back to the community! I'm gonna take that volunteer position for Trans youth mentorship!" At the support group, a girl with her head in her hands says "I feel so ugly all the time" Alex puts her hand on the girl's shoulder and says "hey... how do you think ugly Cis women feel?" Optimistcally she continues "They ain't got NO excuse." The other woman looks at her aghast. Alex returns home, taking off her overcoat and putting her hat on the hatrack. She says to her partner "the kids hated my advice. Clearly it's because they're too woke."

Holy shit they are real

#TeamFortress2 #screenshots

hey buddy i think you got the wrong door

the leather club's two blocks down

going through old screencaps

supergiant should have had charon have a single rare voice line where he speaks in fluent greek and says "no one will ever believe you"

who dunnit

It's about me in the dugout of a team of your choosing making a lot of jokes about baseballs and baseball bats while I get wrung out like a sponge

I stood over a camera and took a picture. My bollocks look awful from beneath.