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@drivethrupmc.bsky.social

#RealShitters or die

149 Followers  |  170 Following  |  317 Posts  |  Joined: 06.11.2023  |  1.7449

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demon king piccolo theme intensifying in the background

07.08.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

full frontal nudity

07.08.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: *gets heckled doing stand-up comedy* Who said that. Turn on the lights. You 🫡 you’re dead, pal. Your whole family. I’m following you home

06.08.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 327    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
BACK LIKE COOKED CRACK - BLACKROCK DETENTION BLOCK
YouTube video by SCROTEGANG BACK LIKE COOKED CRACK - BLACKROCK DETENTION BLOCK

What if warcraft was about anal sex instead
youtu.be/eyQpzQgnDTk?...

08.08.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I liked this drawing so I ripped myself off for the castle crashers update thank you go birds

05.08.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 585    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

God of War 1 is the funniest game on earth

08.08.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Predator: Black, White & Blood Variant Cover

07.08.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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08.08.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ho-Oh EX with New Art Coming Soon placeholder art.

Ho-Oh EX with New Art Coming Soon placeholder art.

I opened the most beautiful Pokemon card of them all.

06.08.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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homework

05.08.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A new bar of soap is like a new pope. Keep slobbering my knob or I'm gonna idle the popemobile in the Vatican garage

05.08.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

check out my memoir, If This Penis Could Sing, in select gas station bathrooms soon

05.08.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1234    πŸ” 357    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 9
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late night with blanka

05.08.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 405    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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cup holder, the sword bearer

05.08.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1182    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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me trying to remember how to do my job after being on vacation

05.08.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A couple -- a small, surly little man in a black shirt and a tall, stacked blonde in a preposterously tiny sundress -- walk down the street smoking cigarettes.

A couple -- a small, surly little man in a black shirt and a tall, stacked blonde in a preposterously tiny sundress -- walk down the street smoking cigarettes.

A *chef's kiss* couple I saw on the street this morning

04.08.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6703    πŸ” 646    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 59
a close-up of the section of a uniform with war medals pinned to it:
special forces cross, iron star, golden eagle, (a red exclamation mark surrounded by gold) vr missions.
small in game screenshots down the bottom of the ad.
text:
after surviving over three hundred hard core tactical espionage operations... solving complex murder cases... taking out as many enemy guards as you can in sixty seconds... fighting like the heroic ninja... after all this, you'll deserve a medal.

a close-up of the section of a uniform with war medals pinned to it: special forces cross, iron star, golden eagle, (a red exclamation mark surrounded by gold) vr missions. small in game screenshots down the bottom of the ad. text: after surviving over three hundred hard core tactical espionage operations... solving complex murder cases... taking out as many enemy guards as you can in sixty seconds... fighting like the heroic ninja... after all this, you'll deserve a medal.

metal gear solid: vr missions, print ad, playstation (1999) archive.org/details/elec...

29.07.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5
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Submitted by @ SomeonesAItAcc on twt

#TeamFortress2 #screenshots

04.08.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm an up and coming young graffiti artist, yeah you could call me a "bomber". I "bomb" the block and leave my mark on this city. Marc Ecko should make a second game about me this time [I spray a perfect rendition of the Raytheon logo on a Denny's and get hit by a car packing my shit up]

04.08.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Frame #24500 from S04 -E12 - Battle of Sea Urchin-628206

Frame #24500 from S04 -E12 - Battle of Sea Urchin-628206

04.08.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

i only shit in places that deserve it i'm like the dexter of shitting

01.08.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Jelly like a bean (reaper)

Monsters Inc. on VHS (Flamekeeper)

Jelly like a bean (reaper) Monsters Inc. on VHS (Flamekeeper)

Shania Twainsaw Massacre

Shania Twainsaw Massacre

Sippy cup user 65 (Warden)

Sippy cup user 65 (Warden)

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I don’t miss playing Destiny, but I do miss Destiny2Names.exe

01.08.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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new shirt idea

31.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an article thumbnail showing people using Garry's Mode to bypass the new UK censorship Law

Screenshot of an article thumbnail showing people using Garry's Mode to bypass the new UK censorship Law

This thumbnail is killing me

31.07.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11141    πŸ” 3664    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 83

wow... pretty fly for a white guy, indeed

01.08.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your own
Uma
Musume
Some kind of human mare
A horse with blue hair

01.08.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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