Peter Schutes 🌈 📚 ✍️

#bulge Tuesday. #bulto
My grey sweatpants always do it for me.

A fashion magazine photo of a mustached man holding a shiny leather boot, compared to the Tom of Finland drawing after which the photo was modeled. Caption: “Life Imitates Art”.

Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather
Shiny leather in the dark

My spread, loose booty hole, probably needing some bleach. The headline reads: Open Mondays.

I have gotten much looser and welcoming as the years have passed. I still have never gaped, though. #butthole #mcm

An old 1950s drawing of a collection of naked young men playing some sort of a game. The caption “What shenanigans are these?”

Thor of Sweden was a contemporary of Tom of Finland. I took this photo of his work at the Tom House when it was laying out on display.

Happy #MCM #monochromemonday from your girthy grandpa.

A skinny boy taking a very long, thick cock up his tight hole. The caption reads: He was already at the second hole, and not even halfway inside.

I dated a guy who was very thick and long enough to pass easily into my second hole. He had that dark red hair and freckles that I love. Now when I see a guy with that complexion, I just assume he’s horse-hung.

If you’d seen the guy in real life, OMG. It was six-sigma girth.

Two hunks sit in a helicopter on the cover of Chopper Jock. Rudy stopped, letting the impending ejaculation subside. Right at the edge.

Chopper Jock is based on a date I had with a helicopter pilot who was frequently rejected for his girth. Like soup can thick. Progresso, not Campbells.

A drawing of a man face down, showing off a very wide open butthole, waiting for a nice, thick cock or fist. The man’s dick is thick, dangling down between his thighs. The caption reads: SOON THE PINK HOLE WAS SLOPPY WITH SPIT. MIX A LITTLE GREASE WITH IT, AND IT WAS READY TO FUCK. BO HOPED HIS COWBOY WAS SERIOUS ABOUT RIDING HORSES. BO'S WAS THE BUCKING BRONCO OF COCKS.

This drawing is inspired by a photo of influencer/porn actor Andy Onassis. He’s versatile, but I think he prefers to bottom based on many of his posts.

Yes, a lesson I learned the hard way! ;-)

A sandy, muscular physique adorns the cover. Text: Cleve hitched his thumbs in the waistband of his jockey shorts and peeled them off, revealing a powerful set of glutes and a monster-sized dick

We’ll be havin’ some fun. This story is based on a crush I had on a security guard when I was a teen working at Great America. I recommend putting old crushes into your erotic stories - it makes description much easier.

A collection of pulp fiction books with the true caption “I worked at a dirty bookstore on Folsom Street in 1988.”

The deranged tweaker who cleaned the video booths cornered me and said, “You think you’re hot shit cuz you’re working the cash register. Don’t look at me that way, bro, or I’ll fuckin’ kill you.” I was let go for reporting him to my manager.

Me in a jockstrap, my butt offered enticingly, while my head is turned towards the camera. Headline: Get Some on Monochrome Monday

The bargain store is open, come inside. And you can easily afford the price. #mcm #jockstrap

Crack open one of mine, then!

A pulp/chap book called “Big Basket” with a photo of a gentleman sporting a very large semi-hard penis. It’s “strictly adults only” from the library called “Homosexual Classics”. The caption says, “A tisket, a tasket, your dick just blew my gasket.”

The snake charmer had a very big basket containing a massive hooded cobra.

A drawing of a muscle man on all fours, exposing his very inviting asshole. The text reads: HE GOT ON ALL FOURS, SHOWING ME HIS ASS. IT WAS ROUND AND MUSCULAR, WITH A DEEP CRACK. INSTINCT CAUSED ME TO LEAN IN, BURY MY NOSE IN THE CRACK, AND LICK HIS HOLE. IT WAS CLEAN AND SMELLED LIKE DIAL SOAP. IT TASTED LIKE A PENNY.

What looks better than a good crack? Wrong answers only.

The cover to the ebook Coached. Text: His words drive Luke closer to the edge. He can feel Mike’s cock start to get hard again, rising into his crack.

Coached by Chuck Idgaf

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Oh come on, friends. A ring…of pleasure? 😊🦃☀️

A book called “Stud on the Rings” with the caption “Insert joke about cock ring here.”

Care to try your hand at making an innuendo out of this title? I’m listening.

Cover of ebook Hercules and Lippos Text: Lippos was astonished as Hercules’s muscular ass swallowed his massive cock head. He pushed further.

Hercules and Lippos

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Happy Belated Birthday! I identify so hard with Ferdinand. I just want to smell the flowers.

A manual called “Added Dimensions - Penis Enlargement Course”. A chapter begins: FOUR SUCTION VIA VACUUM EXTRACTION Take the vacuum extractor (hereafter referred to as the "penis pump") and fit the rubber donut-shaped gasket onto it. Simply slide the plastic cylinder of the pump into the grooves of the gasket. Once you have the gasket firmly in place, lubricate the outside portion of the gasket (the part that will touch your body) with a bit of lotion or cold cream. This will help ensure a good suction. NOTE: If you have purchased C.T.C.'s "Electric Deep Throat Penis Maximizer* system, the next two steps are accomplished automatically by the machine. Begin with a 15 minute session and increase up to 30 minutes or more. (Let me emphasize again that I have not found a device that will develop your penis as quickly, as pleasurably, and as effortlessly as this machine. 1) Lubricate the penis lightly with a coating of your favorite cold cream or lotion. Insert the penis into the cylinder, making sure that the gasket is firmly placed against your pubis. Now squeeze the bulb several times if you have a squeeze-bulb type of pump. If you have a traditional manual type of pump with a tug-handle, pull on the handle once or twice to get a good suction. Notice that the penis begins to "inflate." When you notice no further swelling, place a thumb or finger under the gasket to break the suction. Let the penis "deflate" briefly. Squeeze the bulb as before and inflate the penis again. Maintain the suction 5-10 seconds, break the suction, and repeat the cycle again a dozen times.

This was an easy A.

An older photo of me from below, my bulge in Uniqlo white briefs taking up much of the lower frame.

I wear glasses now. #mcm

A colorful drawing of a seated man holding his massive cock in one hand. It is the size of a monster dildo. The text reads: He swooned at the sight of the sheriff's impossibly large soft dick. It had so much power, it caused men to tremble. The sheriff liked the law, but he preferred the power his dick had over men.

This was based on a snapshot of a guy holding one of those realistically colored but very un-realistic sized dildos in his crotch. It fooled me, but I’m a believer.

The cover of an erotic journal posing as a nudist magazine The cover features a woman with bare breasts, barely covered by a black banner that reads “Sparkling Color” Her lap is discreetly covered by a graphic that reads “Tripping the Nude Fantastic.”

Nude Living. The art director was pretty clever with the sparkling color.

In the 90s I went to Oklahoma for a film shoot. I discovered that there was still a ban on queer pornography in the Sooner State. Gay magazines were all “physique” mags. And, oddly, these nudist mags were still hot sellers!

Ours is in a shopping mall, so we get year round scrumpdillyicious sundaes. Plus it’s California, so…

Dairy Queen! You must live in the fancy part of town. I have to drive to Glendale to get a Dairy Queen fix.

That’s okay. I only remember the name of the avenue two streets over (Orion). One street over is Langdon, but I have to look that up every time. As writers, we need to free up precious hard drive space to store our works in progress!

A demon spanks his sissy hard on the cover of the ebook. "Daddy doesn't want you to feel bad, sissy. This will feel so good." "Yes, sir. Yes, Daddy. I can feel it already." "Move that thong out of the way, sissy. Daddy's coming in."

Satan’s Sissy Boy by Adam Maxwell Bigglesworth will curl your eyelashes and burn your nose; it’s so damn hot. Get sissified with a demon!

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