Carlisa

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Sigh let me pull up this leave policy from work real quick....👀

The amount of pollen in Atlanta right is cray! And we just beginning!

Claritin you letting me down!

It is crazy to me how people are surprised by this current administration. It's who you voted for! After you see your family member get on the bus, please take your seat at the dinner table and eat the meal you paid for. 😉

Like girl figure it out and leave me be!

Coworker: You busy, can we hop on a call to discuss a case?

Me: At this time, no, I'm about to head into another meeting

Said meeting, waiting on Karen's sentencing. #RHOP

I hate when I see my manager typing for 15 mins before she posts her message....like bitch what!?

Yep! Lolol! What's really happening?!

Nothing aggravates me more...especially when you can look at the email address and it's right there.

So when I reply back I do the same "Okay thanks Carl" when the email from Mike.

Oh chile! It's crazy in my house right now! Me and the dog are both using a heating pad. Lol

I have a problem, I think! Is this OCDish?!

I live to see them mad! It makes me happy and pleased.

Why the hell am I literally crying!!! Yasssssssss Eagles!

Ohhh they about to tear up the streets in Philly! Cars about to be flipped over and all!

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Yooooooo Eagles!

Kendrick's performance is about to take flight over alot of people's head. That was storytelling!

Two things I know Adonis is changing schools again tomorrow AND Drake on the phone with his lawyer again.

Some of y'all celebrating to early! There's still a lot of time left. Let's celebrate mid 4th quarter!

It's too early....let's not celebrate yet!

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We about to hear in 15 mins

Are the refs okay?what is going on here?!

Kanye please.......

Oh, they are playing the game! Keep that pressure, Eagles!

When I say I'm soo proud right now of Nola especially with that orange man front and center.

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

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Let's go!!!!!

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I need an app that when I'm drunk, I have to do math problems or solve a riddle to unlock another app.

The way I read the "We received your order" the following day!

I'm almost nervous going into February....we barely survived January.

Prayers to Philly!

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This man is who y'all voted for! Not me!

This press conference right now with the president is a disgrace and disgusting! Ppl lost their lives and THIS how you address the nation!

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I just spent 490.56 on kitchen accessories and utensils! Smdh! It's manic almost! I love to cook but damn. I just got some Le Creuset.

All this bed....she sitting right here on me in this corner! Lol