It's fire you should go

I just saying HBO had two Zombies assaulting fortress episodes and apparently they both are equally uncreative in their zombie defenses

In the Last of Us during the battle of Jackson Hole you really would have thought they would have used more barbed wire. Would it have stopped the zombies probably not but it would have slowed them down.

Bureaucracy doesn't care what's in your pants only if you've filled out form 2967F-§ correctly

To get that level of muscle definition don't you have to be dehydrated anyways

A real gym rat and student of film

I still have a lot of spots left in May for both flash and customs!

I’ll be responding to more emails tonight :)

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Another custom for Kendall!
I love doing designs in this woodcut/etching style- always makes me miss printmaking.
Below is a healed pillory we did a while ago!

I still have some spots left in May! You can fill out a form to get in this spring (the link is in my profile)

I mean have you seen the world

Love the woodblock kinda style!

This is one goob looking mf

All these unrealistic beauty standards pushed on us. I mean where the fuck am I supposed to get a gaint wooden mallet. We outsourced all our giant wooden mallet production to Canada in the 80s!!!!

All of Trump's "jokes" are like when a boyfriend jokes about having a threesome with his girlfriend's best friend. It's a joke unless you're into that sort of thing

The #BlackMirror episode "Common People" seems to have been written by someone who only exposure to the working class was through The New Yorker magazine

The children yearn for the mines

Made a Battle of Austerlitz joke in work Slack today, can't decide whether to chalk that into the W or L column

You're on thin ice with this one

Both Wisconsin and Cops really aren't beating the allegations.

That's the neat part they won't. Since the government got away with declaring a bunch of innocent people gang members and the disappearing them to El Salvador. They can simply do it again except with "terrorists sympathizers" then oopsie we can possibly get them back.

You hold a negative view of downtown because of homeless and crime. I hold a negative view of downtown because the food and drinks are mid we are not the same

Damn someone better get to work on Rolling Fuck soon

Cries in breakfast restaurant

They lost control of the monster they helped create

People are mad when protests fuck shit up. People are mad when protests are peaceful. Easier to get online engagement through criticism then cheerleading

With all the national holidays you'd think we should have a National Sauce Audit day where we go through and throw out all the sauces we used once and then let sit in our fidge for a year

@cpb.works #HandsOff2025 #Pdx

These ghouls will pay anything to avoid taxes. You could probably fund a scholarship or something for 44k and then actually have people's good will

Should really opt out of automatic tax deductions

This is what a real Chad looks like

Soon... Ps this is an AI image