Better Things Are Possible

Boo! I'm a scary skeleton! Trick or treat ass

Very embarrassing to go out in public like this. Someone should be playing circus music to accompany you

Punish the villains 👏👏
Fix what they broke 👏👏

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They should invent a job where they pay you to burn with righteous incandescent rage

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

Until recently I was psychologically handling things better than the average person who Pays Attention but yeah it's really bad

this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children

Been thinking this exact thought on and off for months. A sin to complain and yet

son of a

It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"

bought a tofu brick for 1.55 today that plus some veggies and rice will make two dinners

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

I fully believe Trump will smash the authoritarianism button harder and harder as he feels the midterms wipe out approaching, I'm less sure that doing so will prevent or mitigate said wipe out

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

You do it to build public pressure on other members of Congress to support it, which is the first step of achieving it. Avoiding mention of it and helping maintain the veneer of normal government functioning (when in reality we're in crisis) does the opposite

Impeachment is the only Constitutional check Congress has against a lawless president and talking about it would be a good start to reasserting Congressional power in the future. Assuming of course Congress wants to do that

Not picking on Van Hollen here but it's just odd. Members of congress every day describing the president's countless crimes in lurid detail and then signing off like "well see ya"

By this point it feels strange to say things like this and not reflexively end with a "Furthermore he should be impeached and removed from office"

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Having analyzed this frame by frame like the Zapruder film my verdict is the president did indeed have an Unidentified Ass Event at 0:34

The time of passive voice candidates is done! "There's been a lot of turmoil but we're all Americans" fluff won't cut it and even if it could none of these guys have the charisma to sell it. You're better off naming enemies

very well i will simply read battle cry of freedom

Answering the judge in sycophant chat gpt tone lol

mournfully crumpling up my DUMB OGRES WANTED ad

34,000 signing up for this work AFTER seeing their fellow citizens gunned down by federal thugs in cold blood? I'm chugging whatever the opposite of doomerism is

Black cat sleeping on the couch but his leg is hanging off it

What the hell

"though i desperately tried to get invited," he forgot to add

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop