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Vypervoltz

@vypervoltz.live.bsky.social

I’m Vyper; I’m stupid, and play video games • she/her • LGBTQ+ ally I stream on Twitch & post on YouTube if you’d like to see my idiocy in full-force there! -> twitch.tv/vypervoltz | youtube.com/@vypervoltz

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NEW MINUTE BARRIER UNLOCKED!!!✨🔥 its only a week until my subhour anniversary and I'm so glad to get this before then, plus with a run that beats my load adjusted switch 1 pb :)) Time to lock in for the open tourney!

17.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

It’s amazing what venting to a google doc can do

17.11.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like the implication that you might just be immortal

05.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Aka the outer shell of my bedroom door is falling off. I didn’t even know doors had shells.

05.11.2025 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Do you like your doors with or without the peel

Because I certain like mine peeled

05.11.2025 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How did you know what happened…

05.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why do they give us a practice ballot to *checks notes* fill in one circle

04.11.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People glorify romantic relationships all the time and it’s for a good reason but can we also glorify platonic relationships just as much because they’re literally just as good. I’m so happy to have the people I have in my life.

26.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg the amount I want to just tell everyone in my life that I love them for putting up with my shit. I can’t express how much I value my friends and I hate that they will never know how much I truly love them.

To my friends: thank you for simply being you. Ugh you’re all so fucking cool.

26.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I missed character customization so so much

24.10.2025 03:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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To be clear, I am AVERAGE HEIGHT!!!!!!

21.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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People stop calling me shorter than @dellamie.tv challenge (impossible)

21.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And that’s not to mention someone from our group managed to accidentally walk into a restricted area, and no one ID’d her or asked her any questions. She walked in with no one stopping her, and left with not a single eyebrow raised.

Again, I enjoyed the con, but things could’ve been so much worse.

21.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

However, I was able to walking through with my phone in my pocket (which isn’t small!) and never got stopped. There was a third pocket in my bag that was never checked, & the side pockets were ignored entirely. My big wallet was only checked once.

Weapons could’ve been absurdly easy to sneak inside

21.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Twitchcon was a ton of fun, and I’m so happy I went.

That being said, yes the security was abhorrent. They never checked pockets, checked the bare minimum of my bag, and never metal detected anyone unless their scanners picked up a mass on your person.

21.10.2025 15:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Day 3/Final day

Had so so so much fun. I really hope I can do this next year <3

20.10.2025 06:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Twitchcon Day 2

Didn’t expect to meet anyone aside from the people I already knew, then started talking to Moarf and Kirby called me over to take a picture with CJ 😂

19.10.2025 05:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Day 1 photos =]

18.10.2025 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My video title… it worked 😈

17.10.2025 14:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hip hip hooray for super delayed trains!!

Anyway it’s almost 8:30, still have another stop, and I was supposed to have arrived a half hour ago.

#twitchcon lmfao

17.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mom and I are going on trips for the same amount of time (we’re traveling together)

She has 2 entire suitcases that are full

I have 1 overnight bag + computer bag

What the fuck does she have with her bro LMAO

16.10.2025 14:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Friendly reminder that dogwhistles rely on plausible deniability

15.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Update I have found my mother’s unused iPad and have airdropped a number of small videos that total up to 7 hours and while it’s not made an impactful dent in my storage usage it WILL get me through the week and until I can upgrade my new phone so YIPPEEEEE

Still couldn’t airdrop big vids tho

15.10.2025 08:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve had a new phone upgrade for weeks now but the phone itself only has 256gb so I can’t even transfer everything and trade in my old phone

And I’m going to Twitchcon this weekend

I am FIGHTING every single day for the slightest bit of storage, and I need to download the Uber app 🫠

15.10.2025 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My phone is running out of storage (1tb)

I upgrade my iCloud storage to 2tb and try to upload my shit
- iCloud “doesn’t have enough storage” (it does)

I try to move everything onto my computer
- folders don’t show up/disappear

I try Google Drive
- “Can’t Upload”

Try MEGA
- “Can’t Upload”

WTF!!!

15.10.2025 04:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

It’s like shaming someone for dipping their chicken nuggets in ranch because ‘you enjoy is in its pure and natural form: no sauce.’ Like ok buddy, you just sound like a dick.

Ps. Not defending ppl who hold their phones way over their head and block the views of others!! Bc that’s also asshole-ish

12.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even worse when no recording is enforced bc of this condescending reason. Obv one thing if the artist is uncomfy with being recorded, but forcing your way of enjoying an event onto others bc you think it’s the ‘superior way’ is just so icky!!

12.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Normalize not being condescending pricks about how people enjoy concerts

If someone wants to record the show, as long as they’re not disruptive, fucking let them

🥴I live in the moment😏 ahh people I’m sorry u feel the need to feel superior to people doing something completely harmless

Gah!!

12.10.2025 13:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck ICE btw 😁

12.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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