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Jake Bagadonuts

@jakebagadonuts.bsky.social

You can catch me floating through your block Bitch I got a nice decorum

152 Followers  |  113 Following  |  878 Posts  |  Joined: 29.09.2023  |  1.8094

Latest posts by jakebagadonuts.bsky.social on Bluesky

You may think I joke when I say this but cinnamon mouth wash is actually fucking awesome

18.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My five year drew me a spider-man. It is 100% my next tattoo.

17.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
N.E.R.D - Lightning Fire Magic Prayer (Audio)
YouTube video by NERDVEVO N.E.R.D - Lightning Fire Magic Prayer (Audio)

This is one of the greatest songs Pharrell has ever made. NERD has always ruled.

youtu.be/YFNo1uYVZfg?...

17.10.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck me I forgot it’s Baltimore Comic Con and I’ve been sitting in traffic on Pratt for 45 minutes

17.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks, Bob! So do you!

17.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When Chino uses that deep voice at the beginning of "departing the body" it makes my dick hard

17.10.2025 12:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reskeet if you eat the pussy from the back or you think the United States sucks shit

17.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 9    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

GM king, fuck this place

17.10.2025 12:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don't forget to steal time always.

17.10.2025 12:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Gm fuck work, death to America

17.10.2025 12:02 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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17.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People who add edit notes to their Reddit comments should be absolutely fucking ostracized

16.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if u need to unhinge ur jaw like a snake in order to accommodate tiddy, u just do it. ur a grown up. enough with the excuses

15.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 34    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
15.10.2025 12:31 — 👍 28    🔁 8    💬 5    📌 1

Shit. I'm playing through Control for the first time I get this reference.

15.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I look fucking good today.

15.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Good morning, Baltimore

15.10.2025 11:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am also certifiably traumatized!

15.10.2025 11:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can I fight everyone you work with?

14.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My old size 50 pants vs new size 46 (still too big)

14.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm going to watch these on Winamp as the good lord intended

11.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ate a whole bunch of weed tonight and its been great because Im going to go for a walk in the woods with my homies in the morning

11.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I had to be a nagging parent this morning, and it puts me in such a bad fucking mood. This helps.

10.10.2025 12:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Check out your dad with the swag on the floor.

New steel toes are dope as fuck.

09.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolute masterclass in 1997 vibes

youtu.be/5NZsCYOM4j0?...

09.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He wasn’t bullied enough past the correct threshold to prevent being such an absolute cum stain of a human.

09.10.2025 13:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you ❤️ yesterday was fucking rough

09.10.2025 12:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You guys have no idea how good Stabbing Westward was in the 90s. Ungod, Wither Blister Burn + Peel, and Darkest Days? Fuck out of here. Untouchable sad boy music. So fucking good.

09.10.2025 12:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Morning, Bob!

09.10.2025 12:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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