to be clear i’m joking re rama, i know the agni pariksha was the world’s oldest PR move but now that we’re on the subject, why do you have to “prove” to your subjects that their queen wasn’t assaulted by a dead creep,,,, make that make sense
this has always been the one thing that bothered me about the ramayana, why DIDN’T ravana assault sita? sita thought he would, hanuman thought he would, hell, rama fully assumed he did! of COURSE it was the fear of mortality
tw: SA
just found out the only reason ravana didn’t rape sita is bc he already (!!!) raped his niece-in-law so his nephew cursed his head to split in seven pieces if he raped another woman. ravana faced worse consequences than men today, are you KIDDING me
suffered for 14 months (!!!) bc i didn’t think of buying a monitor stand that could fit on the top ledge. i have so much space for dinner and writing and fiddling with things while on a videocall, i’m in love
tldr: spent $25 for a drastic QOL increase
i wrote up an entire alt text explanation & idk where it went :/
tldr this guy is saying my gen is set to quote brainrot 2000s akshay kumar comedies when we get dementia & i was taken aback bc i just did exactly this to my mom
amma: what kind of style is this
me, unthinkingly: yeh baburao ka style hai
amma: [polite chuckle bc she is kinder than i deserve]
came back from work & i flung my door open & yelled “heLLO” in an upwards lilt as i do every weeknight
today my cat replied “meowMEOW” in the exact same tone. i have never felt so connected to another creature i love her so much!!!!!
i am actually immune to propaganda, because i'm not paying attention
merci mon ami, i appreciate you
i'm not sure, i guess
online vibe on Rani Mukherjee seemed rly negative so i googled why she’s problematic & this shit is making me laugh so hard
just imagining 2018 Rani getting backlash, meditating for 6 years like “hmm so they hate my outdated feminism. lemme hit em with more”
queen!! talk about anything else!!!
plsssss
now that i’m off paying for music streaming services, i’m in my cancelled artists era. who cares if i listen to melanie martinez, she isn’t getting my money regardless
ok ok update. i got this a week ago (one company can cheat me in this lifetime) and GOD it is INCREDIBLE i cooked kidney beans in 20 minutes!!!
moral of the story is,,, let yourself get conned. it’s ok to lose money to gain pleasure
that feels so specific, is that a common theme in ASMR videos
good & she’s right to do so
If you have the same argument too many times it reshapes your brain like wet jeans left out overnight in the snow btw
this girl on tiktok was showing off her fit, extolling its virtues for a good few minutes. tbh it was genuinely beautiful, i got a lil hyped to buy it, so i go to click the link-- no link. it's not an ad. then i check the comments, everyone's asking how to buy this. she won't reply. god i love her
current fav winter storm bit is to pretend my loved ones are just checking in on how my period's going
watching Seven Dials (ofc). mid-season, my main takeaway is that Omi Vaidya and Edward Bluemel look uncannily similar
god i love telling people their children will be considered "gifted" one day. a curse in disguise
not at all mon frere, the next big sale day is mid-july so i have till then to change my mind. i did look at cosori & ninja actually!! my added restriction since last night tho is i'd like it to also be able to pressure cook (so i can make my weekly meals in it as well)
In 1975 Mr. Rogers invited Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) onto Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in order to teach children that there are fundamentally evil people on this earth and not even killing them can keep them away
ok, i've settled on the instant pot duo crisp (pressure cooker/air fryer) however!! thank god for price history bc it was $100 during xmas & jumped to $130 recently,,, absolutely refuse to buy it until that mf is back down. no one cheats me in this lifetime
air fryer crashed on me this weekend. does anyone have affordable quality recs bc i am so hyped
kinda love sleeping super early & waking up just before midnight. feels like a good excuse to pound sparkling water
Oranges and lemon tea #oilpainting #art
The only thing people like me for is my jokes. However, those are also the cause of many people disliking me. What a pickle.
Of course the US military would fire on US citizens. They yearn to. It is their holy grail, their four minute mile.
I worship our brave boys in blue for their bravery. But they're allowed to do anything to anyone when they get spooked, like a horse.
